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Clips from Atlanta - Barbershop (S02E02)

"[teeth chattering]"
Atlanta
"[chattering continues]"
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"FX presentsAtlanta."
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"No, I got, I got into it with the Mexicans, man."
Atlanta
"I got to deal with some eses."
Atlanta
"Huh? It ain't my fault I don't speak Spanish."
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"Yeah, I thought quincemeant 18."
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"Well, what does she have on a wedding dress for?"
Atlanta
"Hey, sorry for being late, my man."
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"Commode in my house backed up"
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"and my petty-ass girlfriend done hid all the plungers."
Atlanta
"It's all good, man. It's-it's all good."
Atlanta
"-What was that? -What?"
Atlanta
"I'm sorry, did you say something?"
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"Yeah, I was answering you, man."
Atlanta
"Oh, no, I'm on the phone, my man."
Atlanta
"Okay, hold on, son."
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"Yeah, she said she ain't even trust me around rubber and wood."
Atlanta
"Hid all the plungers."
Atlanta
"What type of petty person do some shit like that?"
Atlanta
"Yeah, absolutely."
Atlanta
"Yeah. So what we doing?"
Atlanta
"My man, what we doing?"
Atlanta
"Oh, nigga, I don't know when you talking to me, I'm sorry."
Atlanta
"Um, the usual."
Atlanta
"No. Course not."
Atlanta
"She don't be thinking about nothing else, either."
Atlanta
"With that fine ass, she gonna get it, though."
Atlanta
"You know what I'm saying? It's all good."
Atlanta
"When I get my income tax, I'm-a open my own shop"
Atlanta
"or-or I'm-a buy my own WNBA team, one of those..."
Atlanta
"-Yo, Bibby. -Huh?"
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"-Can we...? -Hey, man, let me let you go."
Atlanta
"I got somebody sitting in the chair."
Atlanta
"Yeah, he's a little hostile. I got to jet. I'll let you go."
Atlanta
"Yeah, it's gonna probably take me a little minute with this."
Atlanta
"Yeah. All right, okay, I'm fine with it."
Atlanta
"Junebug did what? You is bullshittin'."
Atlanta
"-Bibby, man. If you don't... man... -Oh, I'm sorry."
Atlanta
"Hey. Hey, let me, let me let you go."
Atlanta
"All right, Bubba, okay, cool. All right. All right, man."
Atlanta
"Sorry about that, man. So what'd you say we're doing today?"
Atlanta
"The usual, Bibby."
Atlanta
"-All right, then, the usual it is. -Yeah."
Atlanta
"Hey. Let me ask you a question. Did you see the news last night?"
Atlanta
"Them savages from Atlanta that went into that T-Mobile store,"
Atlanta
"drove they car in there,"
Atlanta
"-got away with about 100 phones. -Yeah, man. It's crazy out here."
Atlanta
"I mean, it's-it's that time of year though, I guess."
Atlanta
"Yeah. Crazy."
Atlanta
"Hey, yo, and that reminds me, listen."
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"If you know somebody that needs a iPhone,"
Atlanta
"tell them to holla at me if they with T-Mobile."
Atlanta
"-I got the hookup on the low. -Got you, man."
Atlanta
"-I appreciate that. -All right."
Atlanta
"So what we doing now?"
Atlanta
"[stammers] Like I said, man, the usual."
Atlanta
"All right, the usual, damn."
Atlanta
"Usual, gonna have the usual."
Atlanta
"You don't want to do nothing different?"
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"No, man. Look, I got, I got a photo shoot coming up, man."
Atlanta
"-So I just... want to look good. -Oh!"
Atlanta
"Oh, you got a photo shoot coming up."
Atlanta
"-Yeah, man. I mean... -Oh, you Hollywood now, huh?"
Atlanta
"Nah, man. It's just a write-up for me in a magazine."
Atlanta
"Yeah. My boy done went all Hollywood."
Atlanta
"It's a write-up in a magazine,"
Atlanta
"and they want to take some pictures,"
Atlanta
"so that's-that's what I'm doing."
Atlanta
"Hey, you dating Kim Kardashian now? That's what that is?"
Atlanta
"-No, Bibby, man. -My boy done went straight Hollywood on me."
Atlanta
"-That's good, though. -It ain't no Hollywood, Bibby."
Atlanta
"-I ain't going no Hollywood, man. -Huh?"
Atlanta
"You know what, that reminds me, as a matter of fact,"
Atlanta
"I'm glad you brought that Hollywood shit up."
Atlanta
"Me and my girl snuck in the AMC the other day, see a movie."
Atlanta
"We was looking at the movie posters on the wall,"
Atlanta
"and guess how many movie posters they got on there"
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"with black people on them."
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"-Guess! -One."
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"-Zero! -Zero."
Atlanta
"It's sad, man."
Atlanta
"Key and Peele put a movie out with a cat in it,"
Atlanta
"they put the cat on the poster."
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"They dressed the cat up like a nigga instead of"
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"putting two niggas that made the movie on the poster."
Atlanta
"So was it a cat in a suit or just looked like a nigga?"
Atlanta
"It was... You know, you know a cat,"
Atlanta
"what a, what a nigga cat look like!"
Atlanta
"Okay. All right, man. I got it."
Atlanta
"-It's fucked up. I know. -It is."
Atlanta
"Shit's nuts out here. I'm glad somebody agree with me."
Atlanta
"See, that's why I like you. You smart."
Atlanta
"Smarter than a lot of them. Why I like you."
Atlanta
"Oh, you got somewhere to be?"
Atlanta
"-Yes! Bibby, man. Yeah, I said that, man. -Oh, shit, my bad."
Atlanta
"-Hey, I didn't know. My bad. Hey. -Just..."
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"-[groans] -Hey, no big deal, baby. Hey. Hey, hey, hey."
Atlanta
"No big deal. You should've said that."
Atlanta
"-All right, man. We good. -I'll get you squared away."
Atlanta
"-[clippers buzz] -Oh, shit. Don't worry about that."
Atlanta
"Don't worry. That ain't nothing."
Atlanta
"Yeah, I got the cut, the usual. Uh-huh."
Atlanta
"Get you ready for Hollywood."
Atlanta
"That reminds me, hey, did you see that basketball player"
Atlanta
"that hit all them people at the club in that invisible car?"
Atlanta
"-That shit on YouTube. -Yeah, man."
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"-I-I know about it. -That is the funniest vi..."
Atlanta
"You got to see this shit. I got to show you this."
Atlanta
"-Yeah, man. -Shit here is funny."
Atlanta
"But I ain't got to, I ain't got to, I already..."
Atlanta
"Uh-uh. You got to watch this."
Atlanta
"You need to watch this, trust me."
Atlanta
"-Yeah, watch that right quick. -[people screaming on video]"
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"I'm-a use the bathroom, though."
Atlanta
"-Man, where you go...? -Let me just..."
Atlanta
"Hey, Bibby, man. Somebody..."
Atlanta
"Somebody calling your phone, bruh."
Atlanta
"Raindrops, peach emoji?"
Atlanta
"Hello? What you doing?"
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