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Clips from Coming 2 America

"CLARENCE: That's too much, man. You stepped over the line, now."
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"We don't be talking that kind of shit about the hungry babies."
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"You gonna have to get out my chair talking that kind of shit."
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"Politically incorrect."
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"Somebody need to whip your ass."
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"Mm-hmm. Get up and whip him, Sweets."
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"Hey, don't be putting the money in my hand all rough."
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"Take your ass out of here. You buy you a Flowbee"
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"and cut your own damn hair from now on."
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"Right now I could rip a new ass in that kid."
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"It is so good to see you."
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"Your neighborhood seems to be thriving."
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"Oh, that's that gentrification."
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"You know, when the colored man here,"
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"this neighborhood didn't have shit."
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"When the white man move in,"
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"they got their coffeehouses and their dog parks,"
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"and my brownstone on Foch Boulevard is worth $10 million."
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"Your brownstone ain't worth no ten million."
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"- My brownstone is, too, worth $10 million! - (Morris laughs)"
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"And I'm gonna sell it and get me a Tesla."
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"America has certainly changed since our last visit."
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"Your Black president finally united this great country."
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"Yeah, but it's all gone to hell now."
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"We all gonna die. Just don't know how."
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"SAUL: It's gonna be the Nazis."
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"Nazis are back,"
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"but now they dress like the Best Buy Geek Squad"
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"and they want to kill people."
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"Anybody could be a Nazi. You ever notice that, Prince?"
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"Akeem now is an African king."
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"CLARENCE: Well, I'll be damned."
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"You got any kids? I got kids."
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"In fact, I got one granddaughter used to be my grandson."
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"They can turn your penis into a vagina now."
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"It's science."
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"MORRIS: I bet they could fix"
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"them long, sloppy titties y'all got in Africa."
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"You can't even squeeze a tit nowadays."
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"It'll get you fired."
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"I'm so sorry you can no longer indiscriminately"
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"touch a woman's body at your every whim."
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"Oh, it's okay. I got it in when I was young."
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"(laughter)"
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"(wheezing laugh)"
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"So what you doing back here, Idiot Amin?"
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"I am actually here with a purpose."
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"I have just discovered that I may have a bastard son"
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"here in this land, conceived during my last visit."
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"The long arm of the family court bring 'em back every time."
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"How much child support she getting from you?"
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"The king pays no child support."
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"No child support for 30 years, and you came back?"
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"- You's a dummy! - (laughter)"
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"My son has been without a father for far too long."
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"I've seen him."
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"That's the kid that's always out in front of the Garden."
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"He scalp tickets down at Madison Square Garden."
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"He probably over there right now working the St. John's game."
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"Their mascot is a big turkey."
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"Oh, hell no, it ain't. It's a thunderbird."
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"♪ ♪"
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"BOTH: "Follow the thunderbird.""
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"LAVELLE: Hey! Come on, y'all!"
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"I got five! Got five!"
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"Got five tickets to the Middle Tennessee game tonight!"
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"Come on, y'all! You want it, I got it!"
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"Hey, I got five... Hey, I got five tickets"
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"to the Middle Tennessee State game, man."
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"- No. - Come on, yo."
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"What better way to spend your night than paying to watch"
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"unpaid student athletes?"
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"Semmi, look."
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"It is my potential bastard son."
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"Akeem."
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"You are king of Zamunda."
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"Your noble visage is known around the world."
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"You cannot stroll down the street like we did years ago."
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"Come on, Middle Tennessee State."
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"Come on, y'all."
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"They got a seven-foot-five center."
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"Catch him before his knees pop."
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"Hello."
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"You want some tickets, man?"
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"No, thank you."
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"I am King Akeem Joffer, king of Zamunda."
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"And I believe that you..."
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"What is your name?"
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"It's Lavelle."
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"- Lavelle Junson. - ...Lavelle Junson,"
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"are the heir to the throne of Zamunda."
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"My firstborn child and my only son."
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"Yes, my son."
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"MARY: Are you putting the candles on the cake?"
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"31 candles. I need 31 candles on that cake."
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"Oh, well, there's only ten in the pack, so..."
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"What do you mean, only ten? Why is there only ten?"
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"'Cause I did not have enough change left over"
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"to get another pack of candles."
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"It's your nephew's birthday."
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"Look, just please try to make 31 candles."
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"Cut the candles in half."
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"That's just 20. It's..."
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"(laughter, indistinct chatter)"
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"Cuzzo! Happy birthday!"
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"- ALL: Happy birthday! - (cheering)"
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"Happy birthday, cuz!"
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"Hey, baby, happy birthday!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Oh, my God."
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"My African."
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"I told you he was gonna come back!"
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"Boy, why you ain't tell me you was bringing company?"
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"- I would've cleaned up. - LAVELLE: Uh-huh."
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"- So you know this man? - I definitely know this man."
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"I know this man all the way live."
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"You know, I know this man all up in the crevice."
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"- (chuckling) - AKEEM: Yes, it's, uh,"
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"very good to see you again..."
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"- Mary. - Mary."
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