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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Eric's Hot Cousin (S04E04)

"- Peterson's Auto Shop. - What?"
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"Peterson's Auto Shop. That's what my T-shirt says."
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"I noticed you were trying to read it."
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"I, uh... I kinda have, like, a passion for T-shirt logos."
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"Okay, well, bedtime for this logo fan, okay?"
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"Off you go."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Naughty thoughts a-brewin'."
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"Penny, you're cold."
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"Go get a sweatshirt."
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"Oh. Okay, Uncle Red."
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"Eric, do I have to tell you to stop staring at your cousin?"
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"Stop staring at your cousin."
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"Kitty, where's breakfast?"
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"Honey, I'm-I'm running a little late."
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"I was, um, redecorating Fluffy's bowl."
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"Kitty, it's a stupid fish."
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"What?"
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"Oh, so, decided against the sweatshirt."
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"It's a bold choice."
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"I saw Uncle Red leaving, and I wanted to talk to you alone."
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"See, I kind of have a crush on you."
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"Okay, Penny, okay."
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"Look, I don't know what the laws are down in..."
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"Florida."
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"But up here, the cousin-lovin' is really frowned upon."
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"That's why I wanted to talk to you."
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"Last week, I overheard my parents talking, and I found out that I'm adopted."
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"So, technically, we're not even related."
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"Well, that's a twist."
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"And all those feelings that I had about you that would've been wrong?"
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"Are pretty freakin' right!"
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"Bring it in."
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"Now you're warm..."
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"and I don't feel bad about that."
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"So Penny's not even your cousin?"
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"Do it, yellow belly!"
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"Look, man, if you don't do it..."
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"I'm gonna do it."
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"Then I'm gonna make fun of you."
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"All right, fellas. I guess it's all systems go."
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"Just... Hey, let's keep this between us, okay?"
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"Hey, what's up?"
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"- Forman wants to nail his cousin. - No."
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"No, no, no, she's not my cousin. She was adopted."
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"And what the hell happened to your face?"
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"- What the hell happened to yours? - Burn!"
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"Yeah, I gotta admit, Donna, that was a nice burn."
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"And I don't mean what you said just there. I mean your face. Nice burn."
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"Hey, if you ever need a date for prom, you can just flip through the family album."
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"Oh, God."
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"You're just jealous because Penny is incredibly hot..."
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"and you're a throbbing red pile."
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"Eric, my sunburn will fade, but your shame will last forever."
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"Yeah, well, at least my shame won't... peel."
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"New logo. Nice."
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"I was just having a glass of milk before bed."
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"Oh, well, you know, you don't have to rush off."
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"Sit. Come on. Let's gab awhile."
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"So..."
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"let's get to the bottom of this crush, huh?"
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"You know what I'd really love to do?"
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"Stay up late and watch movies like we did when we were kids."
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"Remember? All alone in the dark?"
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"That's a good plan."
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"- And let's wear our jammies! - Excellent addition to the plan."
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"Oh, but I usually just sleep in a T-shirt and panties."
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"Is that okay?"
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"Well, so do I!"
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"Er, I mean, you know, man-panties... Er..."
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"Underwear."
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"- You know what I meant. - Great. The movie starts at 11:00."
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"- Don't be late. - Okay, I won't."
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""Man-panties"?"
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"- Kitty? What happened? - Fluffy died."
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"Well, if it's any consolation, fish are never even really alive."
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"They're just less dead."
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"I know."
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"You know, he wasn't good company, but at least he was company."
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"Red, I'm unhappy."
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"Oh! I gotta go to the store."
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"I am a nurturer."
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"Kitty, what do you want? I'll get you anything you want."
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"Not a cat."
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"- I want to go back to the hospital to work. - Oh."
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"As long as it's not a cat, I'm good."
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"Okay, I think what you mean is, "I'm glad you're doing what makes you happy.""
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"Oh, of course."
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"And I'm sorry that your fish died."
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"Don't be. I flushed it."
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"Good evening, milady."
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"11:00, on the nose."
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"Well, we're all alone."
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"I told Hyde to amscray for a while. So go ahead, take off your robe."
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"Penny, there's no rat..."
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"Don't, Eric! Don't!"
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"- No, I was... - Eric, step away from your cousin."
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"No, she's not my cousin. She was adopted."
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"- I'm not adopted. - Wh-What? What? She's lying!"
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"Eric, I saw her mother give birth to her."
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"Now, what is going on?"
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"I'm... sleepwalking?"
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"Eric, what kind of person would lie about something as serious as being adopted?"
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"A liar who specializes in adoption lies: You. A mean, vindictive person."
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"- Like someone who would trap someone in a revolving door? - Yes! Ohh."
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"Mom, Dad, can... can Penny and I be alone for a minute?"
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"No!"
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"I'm not raising any flipper grandkids."
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"No. Look, I just want to apologize to Penny."
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"Fine. When you're done, you head right upstairs."
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"I'm having Pastor Dave come over for an emergency house call."
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"This has taught me a lesson."
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"And that is that I'm not gonna rest until I get you back way worse than you got me!"
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"Which by the way, wasn't really that bad!"
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"Actually, it's pretty bad."
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"Cousin Penny went back home, huh?"
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"Oh, wait, did I say cousin? Yeah, I meant cousin."
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"Looks like that's two hot girls you can't have."
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"Well, thank you for such a conservative estimate."
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"- By the way, Donna, here's your copy of the pictures. - Oh!"
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