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Clips from A League of Their Own - Switch Hitter (S01E01)

"Sorry. I don't know what's wrong with me."
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"- I'm sorry. - It's okay."
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"[sighs]"
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"You thinking about Charlie?"
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"No. I just... I'm messing this up. I'm messin' it up."
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"No, you're not."
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"Listen, we have all night, and tomorrow."
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"Yeah. Okay."
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"Plus, I'm a little hungry."
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"I'm hungry, too."
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"We could go see if nuns like snacks."
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"They got to."
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"[religious music playing]"
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"Hey. How'd you get those?"
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"I said they were for my brother."
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"Oh, yeah? How many brothers you got?"
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"A lot."
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"[speaking Spanish] Oh, girl,"
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"why do you always have to be in such a bad mood?"
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"If I don't play, I'm not useful."
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"Do you think they'll kick me out? And then what?"
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"You can always go home, right? And come back whenever you want."
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"You're such a child!"
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"Oh, come on! Jo's no queer! She's my roommate!"
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"Mmm. My mother said never trust a woman who loves a sandwich."
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"Hmm. You know, she does talk an awful lot about Katharine Hepburn in pants."
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"My rabbi said it spreads."
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"One day you're walking around liking men, and then the next... lobotomy."
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"- Oh! - It's the only cure."
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"[both laughing]"
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"And it turns out that confession is not actually confidential."
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"- No. - I know."
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"It should be."
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"Well, that's why Jo can never go back to Massachusetts."
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"[both laughing]"
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"You're really beautiful, you know that?"
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"- No, you are. Just take it. - No."
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"Yeah, especially when you're eating that sausage."
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"- Thank you. - Ooh!"
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"Okay, remember when we first kissed?"
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"- Hmm. - [both chuckle]"
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"Why did you leave with that guy?"
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"Whenever I'm starting something new with someone,"
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"I always like to make sure that I'm seen on a man's arm."
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"- That makes sense? - Yeah."
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"It's just one of the rules that I have to keep myself safe."
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"So, you've done this..."
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"a lot?"
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"Were the other women also married?"
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"A lot of 'em were."
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"It can actually help with the marriages."
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"Makes what they do with their husbands a little more fun."
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"I guess I have this feeling that there's this line,"
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"that if I cross it, I won't be able to go back."
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"You will, though."
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"And September will be coming soon and you'll go back with Charlie,"
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"and Jo and I will be in California."
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"And we will just be so glad that we had this little..."
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"adventure."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"[sighs]"
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"I just... I don't know what to do."
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"He's not even clipping his toenails, and he usually loves that."
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"He does? Gross."
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"Yeah. Guess I didn't realize how weird that was."
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"What if we did a double date?"
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"You and Guy. Me and Gary."
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"You could tell him I'm nervous about it, and that you wanna keep things cool."
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"I'm sorry. Are you and Gary in double-date territory already?"
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"I didn't realize that was a specific territory,"
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"but he's sweet, and doesn't think I'm weird, so... Yeah."
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"Yay!"
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"Anyways, Guy doesn't even need to leave the house."
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"Gary and I'll come over. I'll even cook."
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"Okay. It's not bad enough the guy has to go to war? No."
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"[gasps] But Guy can cook."
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"He loves that. It always brings him back to himself."
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"Kinda like, you know, drawing does for me."
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"Looks like Grandma came to visit."
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"Well, looky here."
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"You read the new Captain America?"
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"No. Speed Jaxon is, like, ten times more real than Captain America."
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"If by real you mean incredibly boring, just like you."
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"Your face is boring! Let's go."
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"- Can you believe he called us "boring"? - Us? He said you."
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"Yeah, well, I might be boring,"
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"but my borin' ass has got a job. What you got?"
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"We goin' to work. We got a date."
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"[Max] You can do this, Clance."
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"Can I? These women's arms are gigantic."
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"Oh, my God! Cheryl! Thank God. Cheryl's here."
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"Good to see you."
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"Dumb as a rock."
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"She once called my house to ask for my number."
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"If she can do this, I definitely can."
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"[metal grinding]"
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"It's so loud! We should get desks next to each other."
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"- We'll see. - Mm-hmm."
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"I thought you said that it was mostly white guys here."
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"- [Max] It was. - Chapman, right?"
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"Yeah?"
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"You're in charge of your section now. Show the new girls what to do."
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"I don't want anyone losin' a limb."
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"Uh, wait, Jim Fowkes is my boss."
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"Not anymore. He quit and I'm here."
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"He quit?"
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"He quit."
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"Clance! Clance, he quit. This is it. This is my shot."
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"Are people losin' limbs here? 'Cause I can't afford that."
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"No, listen. Jim Fowkes is gone. Which means that they need a starter."
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"- Max? - Yeah."
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"This is what you wanted!"
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"[both squealing]"
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"Okay, okay, okay. Uh, I'm gonna go find the coach. Cover for me."
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"How?"
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"Wha..."
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"Hi. I'm Clance. I just started here, so, uh..."
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"What do we do?"
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"What is that thing?"
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"[rhythmical jazz music playing]"
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