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Clips from Mr. Mayor - The Recall (S02E02)

You know what you're gonna say to the mayor?

"You know what you're gonna say to the mayor?"

Mr. Mayor

No, and the Internet is no help.

"No, and the Internet is no help."

Mr. Mayor

You Googled "How do I tell my dad I'm cheating on him?"

"You Googled "How do I tell my dad I'm cheating on him?""

Mr. Mayor

'Cause that's what this feels like.

"'Cause that's what this feels like."

Mr. Mayor

Oh, boy.

"Oh, boy."

Mr. Mayor

You've got to fish or get off the pot here.

"You've got to fish or get off the pot here."

Mr. Mayor

If you don't have the guts

"If you don't have the guts"

Mr. Mayor

to step up and take this opportunity,

"to step up and take this opportunity,"

Mr. Mayor

then you need to step aside so I can find somebody else.

"then you need to step aside so I can find somebody else."

Mr. Mayor

I don't know, Arpi.

"I don't know, Arpi."

Mr. Mayor

Maybe I'm not the guy who steps up

"Maybe I'm not the guy who steps up"

Mr. Mayor

and does stuff, you know?

"and does stuff, you know?"

Mr. Mayor

I'm not a stepper-upper.

"I'm not a stepper-upper."

Mr. Mayor

[in high-pitched voice] I'm the little guy

"[in high-pitched voice] I'm the little guy"

Mr. Mayor

in the background who helps the stepper-upper.

"in the background who helps the stepper-upper."

Mr. Mayor

[chuckles comically]

"[chuckles comically]"

Mr. Mayor

I know my role, okay?

"I know my role, okay?"

Mr. Mayor

I'm just a--

"I'm just a--"

Mr. Mayor

I'll be right back.

"I'll be right back."

Mr. Mayor

Pretty intense out there, huh?

"Pretty intense out there, huh?"

Mr. Mayor

I know. I can't lose my benefits.

"I know. I can't lose my benefits."

Mr. Mayor

I just got diagnosed with-- - Totally.

"I just got diagnosed with-- - Totally."

Mr. Mayor

So did you get a chance to talk to James?

"So did you get a chance to talk to James?"

Mr. Mayor

Well, it took me a while to draw him out

"Well, it took me a while to draw him out"

Mr. Mayor

because, you know, you have to be subtle with these things.

"because, you know, you have to be subtle with these things."

Mr. Mayor

So how's the kissing with Mikaela going?

"So how's the kissing with Mikaela going?"

Mr. Mayor

She told me you're terrible. - I'm bad?

"She told me you're terrible. - I'm bad?"

Mr. Mayor

You should see how she does it.

"You should see how she does it."

Mr. Mayor

And how exactly do I do it?

"And how exactly do I do it?"

Mr. Mayor

I am so glad you asked.

"I am so glad you asked."

Mr. Mayor

[squealing and grunting]

"[squealing and grunting]"

Mr. Mayor

Weird noises?

"Weird noises?"

Mr. Mayor

I am the perfect amount of vocal.

"I am the perfect amount of vocal."

Mr. Mayor

Oh, it is on.

"Oh, it is on."

Mr. Mayor

By the way, thank you for this.

"By the way, thank you for this."

Mr. Mayor

It's been a really stressful day,

"It's been a really stressful day,"

Mr. Mayor

and it's nice to be reminded that it could be worse.

"and it's nice to be reminded that it could be worse."

Mr. Mayor

I could be straight.

"I could be straight."

Mr. Mayor

Mm, you're welcome.

"Mm, you're welcome."

Mr. Mayor

And that is when I realized

"And that is when I realized"

Mr. Mayor

I am one of you.

"I am one of you."

Mr. Mayor

I'm a Minion.

"I'm a Minion."

Mr. Mayor

I have the overalls, I'm pill-shaped,

"I have the overalls, I'm pill-shaped,"

Mr. Mayor

and I love being told what to do.

"and I love being told what to do."

Mr. Mayor

And Mayor Bremer is my Gru,

"And Mayor Bremer is my Gru,"

Mr. Mayor

so I can't leave him, right?

"so I can't leave him, right?"

Mr. Mayor

Hey, can my kid get a picture with it now?

"Hey, can my kid get a picture with it now?"

Mr. Mayor

Okay, "its" name is Stuart.

"Okay, "its" name is Stuart."

Mr. Mayor

This guy.

"This guy."

Mr. Mayor

It's just that when I was at Jamba Juice,

"It's just that when I was at Jamba Juice,"

Mr. Mayor

I always dreamed of having a job with a chair.

"I always dreamed of having a job with a chair."

Mr. Mayor

Is a Minion allowed to want more?

"Is a Minion allowed to want more?"

Mr. Mayor

[speaks gibberish]

"[speaks gibberish]"

Mr. Mayor

Yeah, true.

"Yeah, true."

Mr. Mayor

People aren't here to see Gru.

"People aren't here to see Gru."

Mr. Mayor

They're here to see you

"They're here to see you"

Mr. Mayor

because you have your own movie.

"because you have your own movie."

Mr. Mayor

[speaks gibberish]

"[speaks gibberish]"

Mr. Mayor

I mean, Gru had a cameo at the end,

"I mean, Gru had a cameo at the end,"

Mr. Mayor

so it didn't not have Gru in it.

"so it didn't not have Gru in it."

Mr. Mayor

[gasps]

"[gasps]"

Mr. Mayor

Gru is just the latest

"Gru is just the latest"

Mr. Mayor

in a long line of masters you've served.

"in a long line of masters you've served."

Mr. Mayor

Dracula, a T-Rex, Ryan Murphy.

"Dracula, a T-Rex, Ryan Murphy."

Mr. Mayor

So maybe Mayor Bremer isn't my Gru.

"So maybe Mayor Bremer isn't my Gru."

Mr. Mayor

Maybe Mayor Bremer is my Dracula,

"Maybe Mayor Bremer is my Dracula,"

Mr. Mayor

and Arpi is my Gru.

"and Arpi is my Gru."

Mr. Mayor

Bee-do, bee-do, bee-do!

"Bee-do, bee-do, bee-do!"

Mr. Mayor

Oh, Mikaela, hey.

"Oh, Mikaela, hey."

Mr. Mayor

Look, maybe we take a break from making out.

"Look, maybe we take a break from making out."

Mr. Mayor

I think you're great at it-- - No, no, no, no, no.

"I think you're great at it-- - No, no, no, no, no."

Mr. Mayor

You don't get to treat me like the weird kisser.

"You don't get to treat me like the weird kisser."

Mr. Mayor

You're the weird kisser. Why were your eyes open?

"You're the weird kisser. Why were your eyes open?"

Mr. Mayor

'Cause I thought you were choking.

"'Cause I thought you were choking."

Mr. Mayor

Well, you tried to lift me up

"Well, you tried to lift me up"

Mr. Mayor

and then just, like, bailed.

"and then just, like, bailed."

Mr. Mayor

Lift? No, no, I was trying to hold you up

"Lift? No, no, I was trying to hold you up"

Mr. Mayor

'cause you were going limp.

"'cause you were going limp."

Mr. Mayor

Oh. - Ah, ooh, no.

"Oh. - Ah, ooh, no."

Mr. Mayor

Why is that not better?

"Why is that not better?"

Mr. Mayor

Maybe all the tension between us

"Maybe all the tension between us"

Mr. Mayor

just set a crazy-high bar for real life.

"just set a crazy-high bar for real life."

Mr. Mayor

Look, James, I, um, I like you,

"Look, James, I, um, I like you,"

Mr. Mayor

so I'm willing to work through

"so I'm willing to work through"

Mr. Mayor

whatever this weirdness is,

"whatever this weirdness is,"

Mr. Mayor

um, if you are.

"um, if you are."

Mr. Mayor

[light music]

"[light music]"

Mr. Mayor

"♪"

Mr. Mayor

Oh, wow.

"Oh, wow."

Mr. Mayor

Why--this is so bad.

"Why--this is so bad."

Mr. Mayor

Did you just eat Sun Chips?

"Did you just eat Sun Chips?"

Mr. Mayor

No.

"No."

Mr. Mayor

Mm-hmm, thanks.

"Mm-hmm, thanks."

Mr. Mayor

Hi, Titi.

"Hi, Titi."

Mr. Mayor

Ooh, Cory, like, rule number one for weeding out the pedos

"Ooh, Cory, like, rule number one for weeding out the pedos"

Mr. Mayor

is adult man without child.

"is adult man without child."

Mr. Mayor

No, no, it's Mayor Bremer.

"No, no, it's Mayor Bremer."

Mr. Mayor

Oh, snap!

"Oh, snap!"

Mr. Mayor

And you want a job.

"And you want a job."

Mr. Mayor

[chuckles] No, no.

"[chuckles] No, no."

Mr. Mayor

I'm just looking to keep the one I have.

"I'm just looking to keep the one I have."

Mr. Mayor

TitiB, this recall is bad for business.

"TitiB, this recall is bad for business."

Mr. Mayor

Mm, yours, not mine.

"Mm, yours, not mine."

Mr. Mayor

Yeah, revenues are up for Q2.

"Yeah, revenues are up for Q2."

Mr. Mayor

Which is why you need me.

"Which is why you need me."

Mr. Mayor

See, I think it's ingenious

"See, I think it's ingenious"

Mr. Mayor

that you reduced your tax liability

"that you reduced your tax liability"

Mr. Mayor

by calling your dogs employees.

"by calling your dogs employees."

Mr. Mayor

Well, at Titi Corp,

"Well, at Titi Corp,"

Mr. Mayor

we don't think in terms of employer-employee.

"we don't think in terms of employer-employee."

Mr. Mayor

It's a flat structure.

"It's a flat structure."

Mr. Mayor

Ah, yeah.

"Ah, yeah."

Mr. Mayor

But what if whoever replaces me

"But what if whoever replaces me"

Mr. Mayor

is not so business-friendly?

"is not so business-friendly?"

Mr. Mayor

See, you need to know

"See, you need to know"

Mr. Mayor

that the mayor has your best interests at heart.

"that the mayor has your best interests at heart."

Mr. Mayor

Yeah, I do.

"Yeah, I do."

Mr. Mayor

For instance, I know your neighborhood

"For instance, I know your neighborhood"

Mr. Mayor

only grants two parking permits per address,

"only grants two parking permits per address,"

Mr. Mayor

but you have 18 cars.

"but you have 18 cars."

Mr. Mayor

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