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Clips from Mr. Mayor - The Recall (S02E02)

"Mm-hmm."
Mr. Mayor
"[phone rings] - Hey, Mike."
Mr. Mayor
"How soon before we can get the deputy mayor on"
Mr. Mayor
"to talk about this recall?"
Mr. Mayor
"No, I am well aware that you are in the middle"
Mr. Mayor
"of a rock block counting down the hits of yesterday, today,"
Mr. Mayor
"and tomorrow, but you owe me."
Mr. Mayor
"[quietly] I've never told anyone this,"
Mr. Mayor
"but I once saw a Mothman"
Mr. Mayor
"while power-walking in the Hills."
Mr. Mayor
"- What are you doing? - Hold on a second."
Mr. Mayor
""The Conspiracy Countdown With Professor Weirdo.""
Mr. Mayor
"You're not even trying to help Mayor Bremer."
Mr. Mayor
"Well, you're trying way too hard."
Mr. Mayor
"Kwapis, we want this recall to happen, right?"
Mr. Mayor
"If this thing happens, we gotta move fast."
Mr. Mayor
"You need to be ready to tell the mayor you quit."
Mr. Mayor
"But the man I turn to when I'm confused"
Mr. Mayor
"is the very man you want me to betray."
Mr. Mayor
"Well, good luck with that, Iago."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm the parrot from "Aladdin"?"
Mr. Mayor
"No, he's so mean!"
Mr. Mayor
"And don't forget, Andrea,"
Mr. Mayor
"the Futuro Space Elevator is already creating jobs."
Mr. Mayor
"I also led this city safely through an avocado crisis."
Mr. Mayor
"I spearheaded bus lanes that have reduced traffic"
Mr. Mayor
"by...an--an amount,"
Mr. Mayor
"and I have not had a single sex scandal,"
Mr. Mayor
"and, believe me, I could have. - Hmm."
Mr. Mayor
"Sir, I need your advice!"
Mr. Mayor
"My friend works at the discotheque,"
Mr. Mayor
"but he just got invited to play at the Olympics,"
Mr. Mayor
"but the owner of the discotheque is his husband,"
Mr. Mayor
"and he's gonna be so mad!"
Mr. Mayor
"Jayden, Jayden!"
Mr. Mayor
"I'm on live TV right-- right now."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, [bleep]! Can I say [bleep]?"
Mr. Mayor
"- No, no. - Oh, [bleep]. I'm sorry."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm sorry, [bleep], [bleep]. - No, get out."
Mr. Mayor
"- [bleep], [bleep]. - Get out."
Mr. Mayor
"- I'm sorry. - No, get out."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, [bleep]."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, boy."
Mr. Mayor
"Where was I? Um, I don't recall,"
Mr. Mayor
"and neither should you, Los Angeles."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, maybe I've just been reading these articles"
Mr. Mayor
"for too long, but why are there"
Mr. Mayor
"no pictures of Neil's feet out there?"
Mr. Mayor
"He has nothing to hide."
Mr. Mayor
"They're just totally normal lizard feet."
Mr. Mayor
"[chuckles]"
Mr. Mayor
"I'll be right back. That was--way to hustle."
Mr. Mayor
"James is so bad at this."
Mr. Mayor
"He tried to pick me up"
Mr. Mayor
"but then, like, gave up halfway through."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm really light, Tommy. Like, it's almost a problem."
Mr. Mayor
"I wish this were my day."
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, come on. You see how funny it is, right?"
Mr. Mayor
"You finally have the one thing you wanted after so long--"
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, Tommy, look. Can you talk to him"
Mr. Mayor
"and try to find out why he went from lips"
Mr. Mayor
"back to forehead?"
Mr. Mayor
"What? Yes, I will!"
Mr. Mayor
"Okay."
Mr. Mayor
"[suspenseful music]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"Luis, why are you printing résumés?"
Mr. Mayor
"Why do you assume I'm the only"
Mr. Mayor
"Luis Hernandez in the office?"
Mr. Mayor
"Your headshot's on the back."
Mr. Mayor
"Pro tip, if you want cheap headshots,"
Mr. Mayor
"get arrested in costume."
Mr. Mayor
"Luis, you're not gonna need these."
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, let me have your attention for a second."
Mr. Mayor
"No one needs to look for another job, okay?"
Mr. Mayor
"We are fighting this thing,"
Mr. Mayor
"and Neil Bremer doesn't lose fights,"
Mr. Mayor
"except once at Fred Segal."
Mr. Mayor
"I hit on Coco, and Ice-T loves his Coco."
Mr. Mayor
"Anyway, just-- [cell phone buzzes]"
Mr. Mayor
"This recall petition is gonna fail."
Mr. Mayor
"It's our opponents that need to be worried."
Mr. Mayor
"They think they're gonna collect"
Mr. Mayor
"300,000 signatures?"
Mr. Mayor
"Well, guess what?"
Mr. Mayor
"Time's running out."
Mr. Mayor
"Do you think that people will remember this"
Mr. Mayor
"a year from now?"
Mr. Mayor
"No, but people will remember"
Mr. Mayor
"that they went to space in an elevator."
Mr. Mayor
"The TV is making a fool of you!"
Mr. Mayor
"[dramatic music]"
Mr. Mayor
"I just want to thank all of my TitiBears"
Mr. Mayor
"for making this recall happen."
Mr. Mayor
"Politics has been so much fun,"
Mr. Mayor
"but now I really just want to focus"
Mr. Mayor
"on my partnership with Stormp."
Mr. Mayor
"I love them so much,"
Mr. Mayor
"and I'll be here all day"
Mr. Mayor
"helping them sell... shoes, I guess."
Mr. Mayor
"[applause]"
Mr. Mayor
"[gentle knocking] - Hey. - Hey."
Mr. Mayor
"I could be the first mayor since 1938 to get recalled."
Mr. Mayor
"Well, there still is a way that we could stop this"
Mr. Mayor
"if we can convince enough people"
Mr. Mayor
"to remove their names from the petition"
Mr. Mayor
"before the deadline. - Come on, you kidding me?"
Mr. Mayor
"How are we going to walk back 100,000 signatures?"
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, would any of the signatures count"
Mr. Mayor
"if we legally changed your name?"
Mr. Mayor
"They can recall Neil Bremer all they want,"
Mr. Mayor
"but Carmine Italiano--"
Mr. Mayor
"No, sir, we need to fight fire with fire."
Mr. Mayor
"What if we got our own high- profile people to support us?"
Mr. Mayor
"No, no."
Mr. Mayor
"There's only one person with the clout"
Mr. Mayor
"to get me out of this mess,"
Mr. Mayor
"the same person who got me in it."
Mr. Mayor
"Dan, let's do it."
Mr. Mayor
"You ready, Kwapis?"
Mr. Mayor
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