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Clips from Mr. Mayor - The Recall (S02E02)

But I bet they don't call enough, do they?

"But I bet they don't call enough, do they?"

Mr. Mayor

Well, actually, my granddaughter

"Well, actually, my granddaughter"

Mr. Mayor

called this morning. She asked if I had any stamps.

"called this morning. She asked if I had any stamps."

Mr. Mayor

That's too funny. My grandson called and asked

"That's too funny. My grandson called and asked"

Mr. Mayor

if I knew where a mailbox was and how to open it.

"if I knew where a mailbox was and how to open it."

Mr. Mayor

Kids.

"Kids."

Mr. Mayor

Sir, it's time to sign a bagel.

"Sir, it's time to sign a bagel."

Mr. Mayor

- Ah, good. - Hello.

"- Ah, good. - Hello."

Mr. Mayor

Just to save us a lot of questions, I'm Filipino.

"Just to save us a lot of questions, I'm Filipino."

Mr. Mayor

Now, what did I hear you say about grandkids and mail?

"Now, what did I hear you say about grandkids and mail?"

Mr. Mayor

[knock at door]

"[knock at door]"

Mr. Mayor

Uh-oh. You back for round two?

"Uh-oh. You back for round two?"

Mr. Mayor

Yeah.

"Yeah."

Mr. Mayor

Um, round two of what, James?

"Um, round two of what, James?"

Mr. Mayor

Because Paige is still living with you,

"Because Paige is still living with you,"

Mr. Mayor

which means that things are still messy,

"which means that things are still messy,"

Mr. Mayor

so am I just supposed to wait around?

"so am I just supposed to wait around?"

Mr. Mayor

'Cause I haven't been touched by a man in, like--

"'Cause I haven't been touched by a man in, like--"

Mr. Mayor

Okay, let me stop you there.

"Okay, let me stop you there."

Mr. Mayor

I moved out over the weekend.

"I moved out over the weekend."

Mr. Mayor

She just called to figure out the key drop-off.

"She just called to figure out the key drop-off."

Mr. Mayor

Oh.

"Oh."

Mr. Mayor

I wish I had known that ten seconds ago.

"I wish I had known that ten seconds ago."

Mr. Mayor

By the way, I actually have been touched by a man.

"By the way, I actually have been touched by a man."

Mr. Mayor

Many, but not too many.

"Many, but not too many."

Mr. Mayor

I wanted to tell you, but I thought

"I wanted to tell you, but I thought"

Mr. Mayor

if I asked you out right away, you'd think it was too soon.

"if I asked you out right away, you'd think it was too soon."

Mr. Mayor

Yeah, um, what are the rules here?

"Yeah, um, what are the rules here?"

Mr. Mayor

Exactly. I mean, how soon do you ask someone out

"Exactly. I mean, how soon do you ask someone out"

Mr. Mayor

after you get out of a failed COVID relationship

"after you get out of a failed COVID relationship"

Mr. Mayor

that was based on trauma bonding

"that was based on trauma bonding"

Mr. Mayor

and getting way too into birding?

"and getting way too into birding?"

Mr. Mayor

We wait one month.

"We wait one month."

Mr. Mayor

That seems dignified.

"That seems dignified."

Mr. Mayor

Yes, very appropriate.

"Yes, very appropriate."

Mr. Mayor

And a month is, what, like, 30 days?

"And a month is, what, like, 30 days?"

Mr. Mayor

- Sometimes 31. - Mm-hmm.

"- Sometimes 31. - Mm-hmm."

Mr. Mayor

Occasionally 28.

"Occasionally 28."

Mr. Mayor

But, um, but not on leap years.

"But, um, but not on leap years."

Mr. Mayor

James, you still coming to the analytics team check-in?

"James, you still coming to the analytics team check-in?"

Mr. Mayor

Of course, yeah. I'll be right there.

"Of course, yeah. I'll be right there."

Mr. Mayor

Mm-hmm.

"Mm-hmm."

Mr. Mayor

Let's double back to this conversation later.

"Let's double back to this conversation later."

Mr. Mayor

Yes.

"Yes."

Mr. Mayor

Wow, that was not it.

"Wow, that was not it."

Mr. Mayor

Hey, Bear Cubs. We're doing mail.

"Hey, Bear Cubs. We're doing mail."

Mr. Mayor

We got our letter purses and stickers,

"We got our letter purses and stickers,"

Mr. Mayor

and now, we're gonna feed them to the robot.

"and now, we're gonna feed them to the robot."

Mr. Mayor

Recall Mayor Bremer!

"Recall Mayor Bremer!"

Mr. Mayor

Who showed you how to do this?

"Who showed you how to do this?"

Mr. Mayor

Hi, Bear Cubs. Recall challenge. You know that pile of paper

"Hi, Bear Cubs. Recall challenge. You know that pile of paper"

Mr. Mayor

that comes to your parents' house?

"that comes to your parents' house?"

Mr. Mayor

That's mail.

"That's mail."

Mr. Mayor

Remember email?

"Remember email?"

Mr. Mayor

It was based on that pile. History lesson!

"It was based on that pile. History lesson!"

Mr. Mayor

But sometimes you still need to do mail for certain things

"But sometimes you still need to do mail for certain things"

Mr. Mayor

like sending headshots to prisons.

"like sending headshots to prisons."

Mr. Mayor

All you need is a letter purse

"All you need is a letter purse"

Mr. Mayor

and a special sticker.

"and a special sticker."

Mr. Mayor

So they could actually get enough signatures

"So they could actually get enough signatures"

Mr. Mayor

to make this happen?

"to make this happen?"

Mr. Mayor

This is bad.

"This is bad."

Mr. Mayor

As bad as when they brought Digimon

"As bad as when they brought Digimon"

Mr. Mayor

into the human world

"into the human world"

Mr. Mayor

instead of humans into the Digi-world.

"instead of humans into the Digi-world."

Mr. Mayor

We gotta stop this recall!

"We gotta stop this recall!"

Mr. Mayor

[quietly] Getting cold feet, Kwapis?

"[quietly] Getting cold feet, Kwapis?"

Mr. Mayor

No, they're boiling hot all the time.

"No, they're boiling hot all the time."

Mr. Mayor

All right.

"All right."

Mr. Mayor

We gotta get our battle strategy in order.

"We gotta get our battle strategy in order."

Mr. Mayor

I know we're all a little anxious,

"I know we're all a little anxious,"

Mr. Mayor

but believe me, we are going to stop this recall petition.

"but believe me, we are going to stop this recall petition."

Mr. Mayor

Even if it means killing everyone

"Even if it means killing everyone"

Mr. Mayor

between the ages of 18 and 25.

"between the ages of 18 and 25."

Mr. Mayor

No, don't--

"No, don't--"

Mr. Mayor

Recalls are kind of my specialty, sir.

"Recalls are kind of my specialty, sir."

Mr. Mayor

I did my thesis on Governor Davis' recall,

"I did my thesis on Governor Davis' recall,"

Mr. Mayor

mostly because I was going through

"mostly because I was going through"

Mr. Mayor

a Patrick Schwarzenegger phase,

"a Patrick Schwarzenegger phase,"

Mr. Mayor

but still, we need to start a media blitz yesterday.

"but still, we need to start a media blitz yesterday."

Mr. Mayor

[chuckles] Yesterday? Impossible!

"[chuckles] Yesterday? Impossible!"

Mr. Mayor

This is the guy running our strategy?

"This is the guy running our strategy?"

Mr. Mayor

Okay, the mayor is gonna hit local TV shows.

"Okay, the mayor is gonna hit local TV shows."

Mr. Mayor

Arpi and Jayden, you handle radio columns.

"Arpi and Jayden, you handle radio columns."

Mr. Mayor

We also need to get on top of the misinformation campaign

"We also need to get on top of the misinformation campaign"

Mr. Mayor

around the mayor. - They're saying that

"around the mayor. - They're saying that"

Mr. Mayor

you're actually a regular-sized guy

"you're actually a regular-sized guy"

Mr. Mayor

with little stilts in his pants,

"with little stilts in his pants,"

Mr. Mayor

that you got replaced like Avril Lavigne,

"that you got replaced like Avril Lavigne,"

Mr. Mayor

oh, that you're using Tommy for youth blood transfusions.

"oh, that you're using Tommy for youth blood transfusions."

Mr. Mayor

Which: flattering.

"Which: flattering."

Mr. Mayor

All right, look, I want you two to team up.

"All right, look, I want you two to team up."

Mr. Mayor

James, handle tech. Mikaela, handle messaging.

"James, handle tech. Mikaela, handle messaging."

Mr. Mayor

And let me know if you need to take any pictures of me

"And let me know if you need to take any pictures of me"

Mr. Mayor

to turn into funny memes.

"to turn into funny memes."

Mr. Mayor

All right, team. All hands on deck.

"All right, team. All hands on deck."

Mr. Mayor

Let's go kill this recall.

"Let's go kill this recall."

Mr. Mayor

I don't believe you,

"I don't believe you,"

Mr. Mayor

which is saying a lot because I have fallen for every scam.

"which is saying a lot because I have fallen for every scam."

Mr. Mayor

Every single one.

"Every single one."

Mr. Mayor

I have something important to tell you

"I have something important to tell you"

Mr. Mayor

and something very important to tell you.

"and something very important to tell you."

Mr. Mayor

I'm on with the Secretary of State's office.

"I'm on with the Secretary of State's office."

Mr. Mayor

Okay, the important thing is that

"Okay, the important thing is that"

Mr. Mayor

the LA Homeowners' Association is backing the recall.

"the LA Homeowners' Association is backing the recall."

Mr. Mayor

The very important thing is that I kissed James,

"The very important thing is that I kissed James,"

Mr. Mayor

and he's really bad at it!

"and he's really bad at it!"

Mr. Mayor

Scott, let me call you back.

"Scott, let me call you back."

Mr. Mayor

I love when hot people are bad at things.

"I love when hot people are bad at things."

Mr. Mayor

I don't know what happened.

"I don't know what happened."

Mr. Mayor

We had a great talk,

"We had a great talk,"

Mr. Mayor

he went in for the kiss,

"he went in for the kiss,"

Mr. Mayor

but then it went bad.

"but then it went bad."

Mr. Mayor

His eyes were open.

"His eyes were open."

Mr. Mayor

If I wanted that,

"If I wanted that,"

Mr. Mayor

I'd go back to kissing my broken Betsy Wetsy.

"I'd go back to kissing my broken Betsy Wetsy."

Mr. Mayor

I was a very romantic child.

"I was a very romantic child."

Mr. Mayor

- Hey, Mikaela. - [gasps]

"- Hey, Mikaela. - [gasps]"

Mr. Mayor

Hey, sexy.

"Hey, sexy."

Mr. Mayor

You ready to get at it?

"You ready to get at it?"

Mr. Mayor

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