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Clips from Mr. Mayor - The Recall (S02E02)

"Okay, so, today, I'm gonna show you all"
Mr. Mayor
"how to do a smoky eye"
Mr. Mayor
"and a new thing I just thought of,"
Mr. Mayor
"a smoky mouth."
Mr. Mayor
"But before that, I need to holler at you guys"
Mr. Mayor
"about something supes serious."
Mr. Mayor
"So I've been seeing a lot of comments"
Mr. Mayor
"about my, like, feud with the mayor of Los Angeles,"
Mr. Mayor
"and I just want to clarify something for you all."
Mr. Mayor
"Yes, Mayor Bremer tried to kill me with his car,"
Mr. Mayor
"but I am not petty."
Mr. Mayor
"Some of you are also asking why there's a link in my bio"
Mr. Mayor
"to a Recall Mayor Bremer petition,"
Mr. Mayor
"and the only reason why it's there"
Mr. Mayor
"is because I accidentally copied"
Mr. Mayor
"and then accidentally pasted it there."
Mr. Mayor
"So let me just say to all my Bear-Bs"
Mr. Mayor
"who are posting toxic comments about this guy,"
Mr. Mayor
"do not click on that link on my behalf."
Mr. Mayor
"Click it on yours"
Mr. Mayor
"if you're 18 and registered to vote in Los Angeles."
Mr. Mayor
"So now, I'm just gonna be going in"
Mr. Mayor
"with the ashes from one of my dogs who died recently,"
Mr. Mayor
"but you can get yours from wherever you want."
Mr. Mayor
"[bright music]"
Mr. Mayor
"♪"
Mr. Mayor
"TitiB's followers are dangerously close"
Mr. Mayor
"to making this recall happen."
Mr. Mayor
"Also, "Come Into My Bathroom""
Mr. Mayor
"is now the number-one song on Spotify"
Mr. Mayor
"and my go-to karaoke channel."
Mr. Mayor
"We need to start taking this seriously."
Mr. Mayor
"I don't like this new "West Wing"-y energy,"
Mr. Mayor
"and it's giving me coke flashbacks to the '80s."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, stunt on us."
Mr. Mayor
"Look, I'm not gonna get all worked up"
Mr. Mayor
"about something that's never gonna happen."
Mr. Mayor
"This is California."
Mr. Mayor
"In the last 100 years,"
Mr. Mayor
"how many recall petitions were there?"
Mr. Mayor
"179."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, and how many went through?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Uh, six-- - See?"
Mr. Mayor
"Now, I wish I had known that the first time you told me"
Mr. Mayor
"that some wingnut was trying to get me recalled."
Mr. Mayor
"So stressed out I couldn't enjoy my golf game,"
Mr. Mayor
"and they will not take that away from me again."
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, yes, sir, but TitiB has millions of followers"
Mr. Mayor
"who do whatever she says."
Mr. Mayor
"She told her TitiBears to boycott the Oakland Raiders,"
Mr. Mayor
"and they had to move to Las Vegas."
Mr. Mayor
"Guys, guys, in order to vote for a recall,"
Mr. Mayor
"you have to physically mail in your signature."
Mr. Mayor
"Her followers don't know what mail is."
Mr. Mayor
"That's true."
Mr. Mayor
"My cousins think that mailboxes"
Mr. Mayor
"are Cookie Monster memorials,"
Mr. Mayor
"and I'm like, "When do you think he died?""
Mr. Mayor
"So what do we actually"
Mr. Mayor
"have to concern ourselves with today?"
Mr. Mayor
"Ah, Gilbert's birthday."
Mr. Mayor
"Hey, Gilbert, my friend,"
Mr. Mayor
"how old are we this year, 40?"
Mr. Mayor
"- 32, but I'm a drinker, so-- - Yeah, good for you."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, look, then I go to Schuman's Deli"
Mr. Mayor
"for the unveiling of my caricature."
Mr. Mayor
"The artist said that it was difficult"
Mr. Mayor
"to find a flaw to exaggerate. Poor guy."
Mr. Mayor
"- You ready, Kwapis? - For Schuman's Deli? Yes."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm talking about the recall."
Mr. Mayor
"No, Neil just said that wasn't going to happen."
Mr. Mayor
"Politics is like an interview with Kanye West."
Mr. Mayor
"Anything can happen."
Mr. Mayor
"No, when I said I would run your campaign,"
Mr. Mayor
"I thought that would be, like, years away."
Mr. Mayor
"Hold it together, man."
Mr. Mayor
"I'm just saying, we've gotta wait"
Mr. Mayor
"and see how this shakes out."
Mr. Mayor
"Relaxed readiness,"
Mr. Mayor
"hands on knees,"
Mr. Mayor
"bouncing on the balls of your feet,"
Mr. Mayor
"holding our bladders."
Mr. Mayor
"I coach elder softball."
Mr. Mayor
"So you're the almond milk guzzler."
Mr. Mayor
"- What? - You know, if you hate"
Mr. Mayor
"the environment, wouldn't it be easier"
Mr. Mayor
"to just shoot a polar bear in the face?"
Mr. Mayor
"- Cut it out. - Hey, you cannot hit me."
Mr. Mayor
"That is harassment. - Oh, you wish I'd harass you."
Mr. Mayor
"Wait, give it back."
Mr. Mayor
"Why are you so tall? I'm so little."
Mr. Mayor
"[phone vibrates]"
Mr. Mayor
"- Oh, sorry. It's-- - Paige?"
Mr. Mayor
"I'm really good at reading men's phones upside down."
Mr. Mayor
"Yeah, I should just--"
Mr. Mayor
"Ugh, this thing with his ex is driving me crazy."
Mr. Mayor
"But it's so fun for your coworkers to watch you flirt."
Mr. Mayor
"I know you could reach the milk!"
Mr. Mayor
"Don't get snippy with me"
Mr. Mayor
"just because you're stressed about Neil."
Mr. Mayor
"He's not worried enough about this recall attempt."
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, yes, Gen Z doesn't do mail."
Mr. Mayor
"I saw one of our interns use Forever stamps as Band-Aids."
Mr. Mayor
"I just want to know if this thing is happening or not."
Mr. Mayor
"I mean, being in limbo like this--"
Mr. Mayor
"[gasps] Just like me and James."
Mr. Mayor
"You're right. I should go talk to him."
Mr. Mayor
"Wow. How did you manage to make that about yourself?"
Mr. Mayor
"My new year's resolution was to take up more space."
Mr. Mayor
"You know, when I first moved to LA,"
Mr. Mayor
"I thought, "Someday, my caricature"
Mr. Mayor
"will be on the wall at Schuman's Deli.""
Mr. Mayor
"But this isn't Schuman's."
Mr. Mayor
"This is clearly a sorority house."
Mr. Mayor
"[laughter]"
Mr. Mayor
"Allow me."
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, there you go."
Mr. Mayor
"[applause]"
Mr. Mayor
"Now, who wants to show me some photos of grandkids?"
Mr. Mayor
"Oh, gorgeous!"
Mr. Mayor
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