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Clips from Moonfall

"- Hello, there. - Hi."
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"What can I get you?"
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"I'd like a pastrami madness..."
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"And I would also like to ask you, dear,"
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"what sauces do you serve with the pastrami?"
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"Oh, yeah. We've got barbecue, honey mustard, ranch..."
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"What the fuck!"
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"What was the... the last one?"
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"One madness coming up."
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"- We have a strict no phone policy. - Can I take my 10?"
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"Hello. My name is Dr. Kc houseman, and I've uncovered what might be"
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"the most important discovery in human history."
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"I need you to patch me through to the director of NASA immediately."
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"Honey, I sell t-shirts and toys."
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"I can patch you through to customer service."
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"Please hold."
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"Hello?"
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"- Black, two sugar. - Oh, you read my mind. Thank you."
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"- What are you doing up so early? - I could ask you the same."
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"Is everything okay?"
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"Will be. So I'm gonna be home by dinner."
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"If I'm not, make sure Jimmy does his homework,"
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"- has a bath... - You worry too much."
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"- I've got everything under control. - Right. Talk soon."
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"Okay, don't everybody speak at once."
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"The moon's orbit has shifted."
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"I'm s orry 7"
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"its orbital radius is decreasing."
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"- Well, that's not possible. - We thought the same,"
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"so we ran the numbers and triple-checked our data."
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"So, the moon's been orbiting around the earth for billions of years,"
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"and now you're telling me it's changed its course?"
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"This isn't kindergarten, speak."
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"Right, uh, yes. So, on its last orbit,"
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"our lunar reconnaissance probe picked up something strange."
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"- What is that? - We don't know."
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"We have photometric measurements of gaseous spectra being emitted from inside."
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"Where is this?"
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"Mare crisium."
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"How many times do I have to tell you?"
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"I need to speak to deputy director Fowler"
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"immediately."
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"But this is urgent."
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"I understand how a restraining order works,"
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"but if you people at NASA won't listen to me,"
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"how am I supposed to..."
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"Hello?"
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"What would elon do?"
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"Oh, fuzz aldrin."
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"How many times have I told you to use the litter box?"
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"Oh, god."
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""Astronaut day." This is today."
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"Fuzz, you're a damn genius!"
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"Extra back scratches later."
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"Our teacher said you're a washed up no-show."
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"She's complaining to someone."
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"You really don't look like an astronaut."
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"Well, are you going to teach us about space or what?"
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"Brian!"
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"Brian!"
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"Open the goddamn door. You're three months late!"
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"Shit."
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"I can hear you in there."
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"- Oh, shit. Oof! - Brian!"
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"To put it bluntly, the moon is a megastructure."
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"Do you get it? Huge and artificial!"
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"Whoever built this incredible thing must think we're a pathetic species."
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"But don't even get me started on eclipses."
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"They're only possible because the moon is exactly 400 times smaller than the sun,"
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"and exactly 400 times closer to the earth."
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"Anyone know how that happened?"
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"- Uh... 'Cause the moon's a megastructure? - Yeah, someone's paying attention!"
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"Let me tell you kids something."
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"When Apollo 12 dropped their empty fuel tank,"
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"the impact made the moon ring like a bell."
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"Bong!"
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"It rang for hours. And do you know why?"
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"Because the damn moon is hollow."
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"Put that in your pipe and smoke it."
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"Hello. I'm Brian Harper. I'm supposed to be speaking here today."
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"Boy: Oh!"
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"I'm Dr. Kc houseman, megastructurist. It's a real honor."
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"- I'm sorry, who are you? - Um..."
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"I've made a shocking discovery."
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"I need you to get me in touch with NASA immediately."
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"Well, NASA and I aren't really on speaking terms these days."
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"Well, that will change"
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"when you tell them that the moon is out of orbit."
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"Really?"
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"Hey, kids, I'm gonna go get this all sorted out."
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"Be right back."
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"Look at the data."
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"A natural body does not change its orbit overnight."
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"Yeah, well, my natural body is walking away from you right now."
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"There must be something wrong with the moon's power source."
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"- Yeah, that must be it. - I knew you'd believe me."
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"People usually think I'm some kind of crackpot."
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"Hey, fellas, I need this guy escorted off the premises"
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"for impersonating me and creeping out a bunch of school kids."
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"I was not impersonating you."
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"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to come with us."
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"Sorry, man. I got enough on my plate without"
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"some crazy guy thinking the moon's out of orbit."
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"- I'm not crazy! - Okay."
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"Read this."
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"All right, I'm on my way."
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"Oh. Hi."
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"Is this a butt dial?"
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"Put on channel 16."
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"Well, I thought we weren't speaking anymore."
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"Are you watching?"
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"The two suspects who have rolled through"
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"at least two red lights..."
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"Okay, looks like some idiot tried to outrun the cops."
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"Yeah. That idiot is your son."
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"Sonny doesn't even have a car. I'm still fixing up the mustang."
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"Tom gave him one for his birthday."
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"The car has stopped. It's an expensive sports car."
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"Two young men that appear to be in their 20s..."
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"Oh, my god. Are you seeing this?"
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