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Clips from Family Guy - Fecal Matters (S19E19)

"We're white people. That seems like the natural response."
Family Guy
"No, Lois. I'm not helping him. He's my enemy."
Family Guy
"He gave me a bad coupon"
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"in what online idiots say was our best season."
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"Unforgivable, and I say, good riddance."
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"Another bottle?"
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"- Oh, that's me. - (yowling)"
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"- You dick! - (yowling)"
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"You need him, Peter."
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"Everyone needs a rival."
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"Wilt had Russell, Bird had Magic,"
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"LeBron has his hairline."
Family Guy
"Oh, basketball?"
Family Guy
"I know hair‐related sports things."
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"Hate is the most important emotion in life next to love."
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"When you have someone to hate, you have something to live for,"
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"someone to beat at something."
Family Guy
"I have blue Subaru 8CXX475."
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"It stole my spot in a Target parking lot"
Family Guy
"on Black Friday three years ago,"
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"and I've carried a D battery in my pocket every day since."
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"This is either gonna break a windshield, teeth,"
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"or in a perfect world, both."
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"And the thought of that car"
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"somewhere out there gets me up every morning."
Family Guy
"Vengeance is a powerful alarm clock."
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"If the Giant Chicken dies,"
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"a part of you dies, too, Peter!"
Family Guy
"And you're gonna be searching for something"
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"to fill that void the rest of your life!"
Family Guy
"That's good, Lois, but I'm not helping him."
Family Guy
"- Helping who? - The Giant Chicken."
Family Guy
"(mouth full): Oh, yeah, your big rival."
Family Guy
"Aah! It was my turn."
Family Guy
"Now to curl up on a warm car hood with a book on tape."
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"MORGAN FREEMAN: Garfield Tips the Scales"
Family Guy
"as read by Morgan Freeman."
Family Guy
""How did you like your lunch, Garfield?""
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""Burp, burp. I give it two burps.""
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"(laughs)"
Family Guy
"Hey, what the hell are you doing?"
Family Guy
"Oh. Hey, Quagmire. What, you haven't heard?"
Family Guy
"I found out I'm a cat."
Family Guy
"So, I guess you and I are cool."
Family Guy
"(laughs) I don't care what you did"
Family Guy
"to convince yourself that you're a cat."
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"You're not a cat, Brian."
Family Guy
"I think my genetic makeup would disagree."
Family Guy
"Okay, Brian, if you're really a cat,"
Family Guy
"prove it by jumping off your roof."
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"If you land on your feet, safe and sound,"
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"I'll agree that you're a cat."
Family Guy
"That's it? Just jump?"
Family Guy
"Done."
Family Guy
"♪ Blame it on my ADD, baby ♪"
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"♪ Sail... ♪"
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"Not a cat."
Family Guy
"(coughing)"
Family Guy
"Nope."
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"♪"
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"(laughs)"
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"♪"
Family Guy
"Ah. (laughs)"
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"I'm dying."
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"You need him, Peter."
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"I haven't been home in years."
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"Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"Lois was right. I have to help him."
Family Guy
"- (horns honking) - Aah! I pushed too far."
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"Hey, Bri, sorry that roof jump didn't work out."
Family Guy
"I guess you were right about me."
Family Guy
"I'm just a nobody dog."
Family Guy
"Well, since you're going to be laid up,"
Family Guy
"I got you another book on tape:"
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"Marmaduke as read by Benicio Del Toro."
Family Guy
"BENICIO DEL TORO: "Marmaduke, get out of that bathtub."
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"You look like a (bleep) idiot.""
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"Please take this off my head."
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"Anyway, I just wanted to say"
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"that you shouldn't need a DNA report"
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"to know who you really are on the inside,"
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"so I printed out a new report for you‐‐"
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"a Brian report, and here are the results."
Family Guy
"You're 30% beagle, 20% hound,"
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"15% terrible writer, 18% alcoholic,"
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"ten percent Snoopy and..."
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"two percent great guy."
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"Thanks, Stewie."
Family Guy
"I'm ready for another Vicodin and peanut butter now."
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"(beeping slowly)"
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"(monitor flatlines)"
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"Time of death: Bob."
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"- 8:08. - I know numbers!"
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"It's just been revoked."
Family Guy
"I think he uses that wrong a lot."
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"Come on! You got to live, damn it! I need you!"
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"You do have something to live for: me!"
Family Guy
"You hate me, remember?"
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"Remember!"
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"- (blows landing) - Aren't you gonna do something?"
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"He's punching a dead patient."
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"Oh, yeah. You're right."
Family Guy
"Good idea number 47:"
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"Fight Club, but with hospital people."
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"(gasps)"
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"(beeping slowly)"
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"You..."
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"♪"
Family Guy
"...saved me? Why?"
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"Because I hate you."
Family Guy
"Every day, I wake up not knowing if you're gonna"
Family Guy
"come out of nowhere and punch me in the face."
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"I flinch every time a door opens."
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"I look over my shoulder"
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"every time I bend down to tie my shoes."
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"And I flip my porch light on every night before I go to bed"
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"just to see if you're standing there."
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"Do you have any idea how exciting that is?"
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"So I didn't save your life because I like you."
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"I saved it because..."
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