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Clips from Family Guy - Fecal Matters (S19E19)
"You did it! Great work."
Family Guy
"Don't thank me."
Family Guy
"Thank silly '90s songs."
Family Guy
"What do we got?"
Family Guy
"Head injury. He got knocked down."
Family Guy
"We'll get him up again."
Family Guy
"I need two milligrams of Chumba"
Family Guy
"and one of Wamba!"
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, Brian."
Family Guy
"You want to come up?"
Family Guy
"Come on up. Come on."
Family Guy
"Right here. Jump up."
Family Guy
"Pss, pss, pss. (clicking tongue)"
Family Guy
"Jump up. (smooching)"
Family Guy
"Come on. There's a spot right here."
Family Guy
"Come on up. Be a friend."
Family Guy
"Just jump up."
Family Guy
"I know you want to come up here."
Family Guy
"Jump the hell up here, you dope."
Family Guy
"I demand that you jump up here and be a companion."
Family Guy
"Be a companion! Get up here!"
Family Guy
"Mommy?"
Family Guy
"All right."
Family Guy
"Now I'm gonna scratch your forehead for a while,"
Family Guy
"so don't seem like you like it at first,"
Family Guy
"then suddenly bite my hand for no reason."
Family Guy
"(purring)"
Family Guy
"Ow! That's it. I'm gonna go online"
Family Guy
"and buy you a $70 toy you'll hate."
Family Guy
"Enjoy your soup, old man whose butt is out."
Family Guy
"(gasps) You!"
Family Guy
"♪"
Family Guy
"(coughs)"
Family Guy
"Geez, what's wrong with you? We usually start fighting."
Family Guy
"I'm dying, Peter."
Family Guy
"Oh."
Family Guy
"Let me close your privacy curtains"
Family Guy
"to make you more comfortable."
Family Guy
"(prolonged flatulence)"
Family Guy
"That feel better?"
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, Dr. Hartman, but I can't help this patient."
Family Guy
"We're really big rivals."
Family Guy
"Peter, if I only helped people I liked,"
Family Guy
"everyone in this hospital would be dead."
Family Guy
"Just do what I do‐‐ help them out,"
Family Guy
"then angry Footloose dance‐out your frustrations."
Family Guy
"WOMAN (over P. A.): Dr. Hartman, please report to Cardiology."
Family Guy
"- Dr. Hartman. - I got to go."
Family Guy
"♪"
Family Guy
"(wheezes, coughs)"
Family Guy
"This must make you pretty happy. (coughs)"
Family Guy
"Seeing me like this."
Family Guy
"I took too much ecstasy in my 20s,"
Family Guy
"so nothing makes me happy anymore."
Family Guy
"- What's wrong with you anyway? - Bird flu."
Family Guy
"But there's a vaccine for that."
Family Guy
"Yeah, loaded with... (coughs)"
Family Guy
"mercury and antifreeze. (coughs)"
Family Guy
"No... thank you."
Family Guy
"Ah, I knew I hated you for a good reason."
Family Guy
"This is probably for the best anyway."
Family Guy
"There's nothing left for me in this world."
Family Guy
"I lost my job, I lost my house,"
Family Guy
"my wife left me for a bigger cock."
Family Guy
"- Cocks are chickens. - I'm better off dead."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's sad. I agree."
Family Guy
"I guess that means I win, huh?"
Family Guy
"I guess so."
Family Guy
"After all these years, who thought it would end like this?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, it's, uh, kind of anticlimactic."
Family Guy
"I always thought it would end with me"
Family Guy
"- eating you for Thanksgiving. - Eating you for Thanksgiving?"
Family Guy
"Wait. Birds eat people on Thanksgiving?"
Family Guy
"- Yeah. - Huh. Cool."
Family Guy
"Well, a win's a win, even if it's like this."
Family Guy
"And it's too bad. I had an awesome line"
Family Guy
"I was gonna say when I finally beat you."
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah? What was it?"
Family Guy
"(chuckling): Oh, it was a good one."
Family Guy
"Say it."
Family Guy
"I got to go."
Family Guy
"You get five minutes to say goodbye to your father."
Family Guy
"Sup, Ernie?"
Family Guy
"Holy moly, that's a huge cock."
Family Guy
"Chris, no footsy under the table."
Family Guy
"It's disturbing."
Family Guy
"Good evening, family."
Family Guy
"Champagne?"
Family Guy
"Maybe open that facing..."
Family Guy
"- (yowls) - Ah, (bleep). My eye!"
Family Guy
"What are we celebrating?"
Family Guy
"Is our IRS audit finally over?"
Family Guy
"Oh, we wish."
Family Guy
"Also, we have to put a desk in the garage and the attic."
Family Guy
"Every room needs a desk."
Family Guy
"Our house has to be more office than living space."
Family Guy
"Anyway, this champagne is to celebrate my victory"
Family Guy
"over the Giant Chicken."
Family Guy
"I saw him at the hospital today."
Family Guy
"He's dying, which means our great feud is finally over,"
Family Guy
"and I won."
Family Guy
"- What feud? - Wait."
Family Guy
"- Peter and the Giant Chicken? - Who?"
Family Guy
"The Giant Chicken. Come on. Everybody knows we have a feud."
Family Guy
"It's like Bart and Sideshow Bob."
Family Guy
"Ooh! I love the Bart and Sideshow Bob feud!"
Family Guy
"Multiple episodes over multiple seasons."
Family Guy
"An ongoing story line with a classic guest star"
Family Guy
"played by television legend Kelsey Grammer."
Family Guy
"Giant Chicken is classic!"
Family Guy
"- Who plays him? - Danny Smith."
Family Guy
"- Who? - Danny Smith."
Family Guy
"Any‐Anyway, I won. Another bottle?"
Family Guy
"- You're the only one... - (yowls)"
Family Guy
"(bleep)! My eye!"
Family Guy
"The Giant Chicken is really dying?"
Family Guy
"A‐Aren't you gonna help him? You're a nurse."
Family Guy
"- You took an oath. - Actually, I didn't."
Family Guy
"I don't get paid, and they don't even validate my parking."
Family Guy
"What about a GoFundMe?"
Family Guy
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