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Clips from Family Guy - Fecal Matters (S19E19)

"So, it made me want to do a 23andMe genetic test."
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"- Chris! - It says I'm predisposed"
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"to like caffeine."
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"So true, so true."
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"I can't even function without my caff."
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"I get all grr."
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"How many more of these are there?"
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"Whew, don't have the Alzheimer's gene."
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"That's good."
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"And it says I don't have the Alzheimer's gene,"
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"so that's good."
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"Hmm."
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"Wait, what was that?"
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"It was nothing."
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"Oh, my God. Brian."
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"You're one percent cat!"
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"And part Black."
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"- What?! - Whoa!"
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"I was just kidding about the Black thing."
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"That was a test and you... (blows raspberry)"
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"Morning, family."
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"I need breakfast stat."
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"Are you excited for your first day as a nurse, Dad?"
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"I am. Thanks, Mug."
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"Meg."
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"M‐Mug..."
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"So, how's this gonna work, Dad?"
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"You don't know anything about medicine."
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"Oh, there's a lot more to being a nurse"
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"than medical mumbo jumbo."
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"For example, what's the next holiday?"
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"Memorial Day."
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"- The next one. - Fourth of July."
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"- Say "Christmas." - Christmas."
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"‐(bell jingles) ‐Eh?"
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"That's good nursing."
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"Yeah, I agree with Chris."
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"I don't think you have the makeup to be a nurse."
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"- You're impatient... - Are you done?"
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"...and you faint when you see blood."
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"I got over that. Pass the ketchup."
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""Oh, don't buy a fainting couch, Stewie."
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"No one in this house is gonna need a fainting couch, Stewie.""
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"Hey, Stewie."
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"What was that?"
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"Was that a cat stretch?"
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"Oh, my God, is that what that looks like?"
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"I mean, you said it."
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"I guess that DNA report was right on the money."
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"Nature over nurture."
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"(purring)"
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"What are you‐‐ Are you purring?"
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"Do you really think you're a cat?"
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"Yeah. No, I‐‐ I don't know."
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"Okay? I‐I just feel different."
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"I don't care what that report said."
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"You're not a cat."
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"You're what's called a pretentious absorber."
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"- What's that? - You remember how Madonna lived in London"
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"for, like, a month and then started talking"
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"with a British accent?"
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"It's that."
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"If I weren't a cat,"
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"would I be obsessed with this scratch post?"
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"That's not a scratch post."
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"That's Meg's leg."
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"(intensely): Don't stop."
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"Peter, welcome to your first day."
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"Doc, this may sound silly, but..."
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"(Southern accent): what do I do?"
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"As a nurse, it's important to know"
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"how every department in a hospital works."
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"So today I need you to observe surgery."
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"(monitor beeping steadily)"
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"PETER: Boo!"
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"Boo! My sister can attach ventricles better than you!"
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"(chanting): He's not Jewish!"
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"(clapping rhythmically)"
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"Come on, everybody!"
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"He's not Jewish!"
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"Peter? What are you doing here?"
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"I'm your nurse."
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"So, what brings you in today, Mr..."
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"- Quagmire? - Look, I‐I don't really feel comfortable"
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"sharing my health problems with one of my buddies."
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"Can I get a different nurse?"
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"You're in a hospital, Glenn."
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"Anything you say is private and confidential"
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"- and legally protected by HIPAA... - Don't say it."
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"...potamus."
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"What's said here stays here."
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"- So, what's your problem? - (sighs)"
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"Okay. So, I was at home watching Mrs. Fletcher."
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"- Mm‐hmm. - It's a pretty sexually driven show,"
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"- and it kinda gets me going. - Right, right. - (keys clacking, message sends)"
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"- (clacking) - So, I'm pretty revved up and I decide to..."
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"- you know. - Sure. - (message sends)"
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"- (phone chiming) - And I don't have a prayer of finishing"
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"- Like, weird notches. - Uh‐huh."
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"- So I look over at my side table and I see the Apple TV remote - (chiming)"
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"- and I think, "Well, that could work." - Right."
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"- (clacking, sending) - Before I know it, I've got six Apple TV remotes"
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"- taped together and my foot behind my head. - Got it."
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"And just as I get everything... you know..."
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"- (rapid chiming) - 'Kay. - ...Mrs. Fletcher ends"
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"- and Watchmen starts, which scares me... - Mm. Wow."
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"...but now it's too late because everything's... you know."
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"- Oh, my stars. - (phone buzzes)"
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"Uh, hold on a second. I got a text."
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"- What do we got? - Suspected heart attack."
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"He's not breathing. No pulse."
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"I can save him, but we got to move fast."
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"Give me 20cc's of Music Factory."
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"Clear!"
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"♪ Everybody dance now! ♪"
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"Again! Clear!"
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"♪ Everybody dance now! ♪"
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"Clear!"
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"♪ Everybody dance now! ♪"
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"(beeping to the rhythm of "Everybody Dance Now")"
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