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Clips from Family Guy - Fecal Matters (S19E19)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker."
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"Please don't adjust your sets."
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"I've been sneezing all over the camera."
Family Guy
"That's right. The flu epidemic has officially hit Quahog."
Family Guy
"So, for the rest of tonight's broadcast,"
Family Guy
"my mommy will be spoon‐feeding me chicken soup."
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"- Mommy. - Tommy."
Family Guy
"Hey, guys, I brought a sneeze home from school."
Family Guy
"You want to see it?"
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"Ah‐ah..."
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"(distorted): No...!"
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"...choo!"
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"- ♪ Do, do, do, do ♪ - ("Ode to My Family" by The Cranberries playing)"
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"♪ Do, do, do, do ♪"
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"♪ Do, do, do, do ♪"
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"♪ Do, do, do, do ♪"
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"♪ Do, do, do, do ♪"
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"♪ Do, do, do, do ♪"
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"♪ Do, do, do, do. ♪"
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"♪"
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"(music stops)"
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"(groaning)"
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"(sneezes)"
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"Damn it, who's secretly an X‐Man?"
Family Guy
"You know, I'm actually starting to not feel well."
Family Guy
"Oh, boy. Guess we better line it up for butt temps."
Family Guy
"I'll go first and third."
Family Guy
"Peter, you look okay. Would you mind going out"
Family Guy
"and grabbing some medicine?"
Family Guy
"Okay, but if I get a DUI, it's your fault."
Family Guy
"You're drunk?"
Family Guy
"It's after dinner!"
Family Guy
"(shuts off engine)"
Family Guy
"Where is everybody?"
Family Guy
"Hmm."
Family Guy
"♪ Glass of cold lemonade ♪"
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"("Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?" by Paula Cole playing)"
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"♪ I will do the laundry ♪"
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"♪ If you pay all the bills ♪"
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"♪ Where is my John Wayne? ♪"
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"♪ Where is my prairie song? ♪"
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"♪ Where is my happy ending? ♪"
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"♪ Where have all the cowboys gone? ♪"
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"(sighs) Damn it, I give up."
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"♪"
Family Guy
"Paula Cole!"
Family Guy
"Oh, I hate her. I should've known that."
Family Guy
"♪ Why don't you stay... ♪"
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"(crickets chirping)"
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"Two outs, bottom of the ninth,"
Family Guy
"man on second, Red Sox down by a run."
Family Guy
"Peter Griffin down to his last strike."
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"Here comes the pitch."
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"Strike three, and he knew it."
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"Didn't even get the bat off his shoulder."
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"Griffin will almost certainly be sent down to Triple‐A Pawtucket."
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"Strike three, and he knew it."
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"Griffin will almost certainly be sent to Double‐A Bristol."
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"Strike three, and he knew it."
Family Guy
"Griffin will certainly be sent to the dirt field"
Family Guy
"where they filmed The Sandlot."
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"Strike three, and he knew it."
Family Guy
"Mr. Griffin, maybe it's time to try a different sport."
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"(shoes squeaking)"
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"Five seconds left, Celtics down by one."
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"Griffin with a clear line to the basket."
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"Off his foot and out of bounds!"
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"(dog panting)"
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"Stay."
Family Guy
"Sorry, I couldn't find a sitter."
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"So, I ran some tests and it's official:"
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"you all have the flu."
Family Guy
"But luckily you got here in time."
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"Doc, this is very important."
Family Guy
"How long before she can make dinner again?"
Family Guy
"I only know how to make eggs."
Family Guy
"Oh, don't worry. Everyone should make a full recovery"
Family Guy
"in a couple of days."
Family Guy
"Okay, good. I can egg my way through that."
Family Guy
"I actually wanted to talk to you, Peter."
Family Guy
"It's very rare that someone would be around"
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"so many infected people and not get sick themselves."
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"So I went ahead and tested you"
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"and I found something very interesting."
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"(dog whimpering)"
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"Sadie, quiet. I'm right here."
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"Rescues. Not worth it."
Family Guy
"Peter, you appear to have a very strong immune system."
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"Kegels."
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"- What? - I don't know."
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"Anyway, this flu season has decimated the hospital,"
Family Guy
"and we're severely short‐staffed."
Family Guy
"How would you like to be a male nurse?"
Family Guy
"Do I get to wear those green pajama clothes all day?"
Family Guy
"- Yes. - I'll do it!"
Family Guy
"Wow. I've never helped anyone before."
Family Guy
"Well, except for that time I picked the last piece of bread."
Family Guy
"Whoa. You picked me."
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"I've been skipped and flipped"
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"and reached over so many times,"
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"I wasn't sure I'd ever get out."
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"So, what are you gonna put on me?"
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"Jelly? Cream cheese?"
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"Maybe some nut butters?"
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"Actually, I'm just using you to squish a spider."
Family Guy
"Aw."
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"Yuck. Yuck, yuck, yuck."
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"(birds chirping)"
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"You know, last week's flu scare got me thinking."
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"I don't know anything about my genetic makeup"
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"or what other illnesses I might be susceptible to."
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"You know who'd love this story? Chris."
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