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Clips from Avenue 5 - Was It Your Ears? (S01E01)

"(LOUD BEEP)"
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"-♪ (SAXOPHONE PLAYING) ♪ -(LOUD BEEP)"
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"I hear ya, honey."
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"-♪ (SAXOPHONE RESUMES) ♪ -Shoehorns are weird, aren't they?"
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"Thus concludes the shoehorns section."
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"Thank you."
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"(LOUD BEEP)"
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"(WHISPERING) I thought I'd set up--"
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"(WHISPERING) I can't-- I can't. I'm sorry."
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"I said, I thought I'd set up in a space"
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"where everyone feels welcome."
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"In God's office?"
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"Jesus, Vishnu, Allah, Karen Kelly."
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"(CHUCKLES) I think I have a ways to go just yet."
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"-RYAN: Sedatives. -KAREN: Oh--"
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"JUDD: (WHISPERING) Ryan!"
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"Get ready to have your butt and/or ball blown off."
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"(WHISPERING) Mr. Judd is about to perform his first miracle."
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"We're gonna sparklify the Halo of Crud."
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"(LOUD BEEP)"
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"IRIS: (WHISPERING LOUDLY) I have an update."
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"Space Baby has jaundice. He's on a respirator."
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"Jaundice? Somebody's got a weak liver."
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"-Is he okay? -IRIS: He's fine,"
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"just laying there with his oxygen mask."
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"Greedy little fuck."
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"Yeah! There's my girl. Welcome back. Missed you, girl."
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"(LOUDLY) Yeah, fuck Space Baby, stealing all our oxygen."
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"(WHISPERING) Who's stealing the oxygen? What's going on?"
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"WOMAN 1: We just heard the news."
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"Oh, shit. They told you?"
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"About the 500 NEPs they're shooting into space?"
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"-What? Doug, what are you doing? -(CROWD CLAMORS)"
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"-You're such an idiot. -I'm whispering so we're--"
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"-(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) -Shh, shh, shh--"
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"(SHOUTS IN AMERICAN ACCENT) Quiet!"
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"You... chattering..."
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"fucks!"
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"(SOFTLY) Can you hear me?"
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"-Yes. -I can."
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"-What about now? -Yes. It was the same."
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"(WHISPERS) What about now?"
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"-Too low. -Too low."
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"Okay, I'll go up."
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"-(FRANK SNEEZES) -RYAN: Bless you."
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"-(SNEEZES) -DOUG: Oxygen--"
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"-(COUGHS) -MAN 2: Fuck!"
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"Shut up, Frank!"
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"-Now that you have-- -(SNEEZES)"
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"-DOUG: Guys. Please. Guys. -Oh, my God."
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"DOUG: That's like a full tank."
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"You have to think before you speak."
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"And then, think again."
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"And then think, "I shouldn't speak.""
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"And then, don't speak."
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"-(LOUD BEEP) -Iris!"
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"-Fuck you, Doug! -Hey, you."
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"What are NEPs?"
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"They're non-essential personnel."
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"-MAN 3: What?! -I--"
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"(ENGLISH ACCENT) Iris, will you shut the fuck up?"
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"Is it true? You're just gonna kill 500 passengers?"
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"Why wasn't I notified?"
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"Was I notified?"
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"When was I notified?"
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"Who are you to determine who is essential?"
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"I can't go. I'm the only radiologist in outer space."
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"Darrell, I'm standing right here!"
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"We've been colleagues for years!"
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"(WHISPERING) It's not an oxygen beep."
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"(LAUGHING) It's not an oxygen beep!"
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"I checked all the tanks, and the beeping"
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"is the ship telling us to recalibrate for the baby."
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"-(KAREN GASPS) -There's an extra passenger."
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"It needs to recalibrate."
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"There's no oxygen--"
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"SPIKE: That would be the other reason."
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"-MAN 4: Oh, my-- -What, you-- you didn't"
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"-rule that out already, huh? -Shut up, Spike."
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"BILLIE: There is air. There is enough air"
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"for maybe some of you to thank me. I'm Billie."
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"(LOUDLY) We have air?"
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"-Yeah, we have air. -So we can shout?"
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"If you want to, I guess, yes."
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"(SHOUTING) You guys were trying to kill us!"
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"Yeah, you had a list going! Guess what?"
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"Now we're gonna make a fucking list!"
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"-And you all... -I don't even care about names,"
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"I just want blood."
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"And... light 'em up!"
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"-♪ (MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ -(ALL GASP)"
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"-MAN 5: Oh, my... -WOMAN 2: Oh!"
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"RYAN: Wow."
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"Oh, my God, it's beautiful!"
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"BILLIE: It is beautiful."
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"Until you really think about it."
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"Who knew shit could be so enchanting?"
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"Me. I did. I knew."
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"He's transformed the most disgusting thing imaginable"
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"into a kaleidoscope of butt truffles!"
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"Well, you gotta say, he knows his audience."
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"So... he lives. For tonight."
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"RYAN: (AMERICAN ACCENT) Okay, it's over."
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"The nightmare is over."
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"This-- this part of the nightmare is over."
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"(DOUG AND MIA ARGUING)"
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"MATT: Congratulations."
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"Why don't you give yourself a little pat on the back,"
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"or the ass?"
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"Give your ass a little squeeze, and then..."
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"go make love to yourself in a sleazy motel."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"You earned it."
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"You're really fucking weird, dude."
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"I don't wanna do these hangouts anymore."
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"They make me kinda sick."
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"-That's okay. -JUDD: No, it isn't."
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"-(IRIS SIGHS) -(JUDD GRUNTS)"
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"Your ears are beautiful."
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"To me."
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