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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sliding Bobs (S06E06)

"Faster! Faster!"
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"Gene, stop whipping me with a tube sock."
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"Well, sorry I don't have dress socks."
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"Keep going, Dad."
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"You're almost at the water station."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Yay, Dad!"
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"You're peddling like crazy"
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"and not getting anywhere."
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"Just like your life."
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"Great encouragement, kids!"
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"And... good enough."
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"Now, hit the showers, sweat stuff."
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"And wash this sock."
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"It's got your stank all over it."
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"Boy, your father's getting a lot of good out of this"
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"old exer-cycle someone dumped in the alley."
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"Maybe it was a hint from a concerned friend,"
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"like someone anonymously mailing you mouthwash."
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"Yeah, did you like the flavor, by the way?"
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"'Cause they also make cinnamon."
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"No, it was really good."
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"That's weird."
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"So, it looks the same?"
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"Yeah, your bald spot is still"
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"exactly the size of the lid of a mayonnaise jar."
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"Or a tiny crop circle."
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"I guess it's a mystery."
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"Bob, your mustache!"
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"- What? - You're going lip bald!"
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"All right, well, it doesn't look great."
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"Or it's sexy. It shows a little skin,"
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"but leaves something to the imagination."
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""Internet, does my father have mange?""
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"Maybe I should just shave it off."
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""Shave it off"?!"
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"No, no, no! You can't!"
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"Bob, your mustache is like an old friend."
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"It introduced us."
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"It was how we met."
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"Wait, it was how you met?"
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"I thought Mom lost a bet."
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"Come on, you know this story."
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"I never told you this story?"
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"Guys, this is our chance to say"
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""Yes, you did tell us that story.""
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"I was engaged to Hugo,"
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"but I wasn't that into hanging out with him."
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"Here we go."
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"So, one night, I was having a quiet cocktail"
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"with my friend Ginger."
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"So, I said, "That's not how you throw a shrimp."
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"This is how you throw a shrimp!""
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Hey, you got a lot of nerve grabbing girls' diamond rings"
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"with your thick, luxurious,"
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"Tom Selleck-ian mustache."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"My eyes are up here."
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"Should we get some scissors?"
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"What's the rush?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"Oh, I... Sorry."
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"One thing led to another, and,"
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"I gave Hugo back his ring"
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"and told him I met a mustache."
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"So if Dad didn't have his mustache that day,"
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"you guys don't click, don't get together,"
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"we're not born."
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"A world without a Gene"
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"is not a world I want to live in!"
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"Oh, please. Mom and Dad are destined"
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"to get together no matter what."
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"It's called fate and it's great."
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"That's an easy way to remember it."
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"No, no, no, no. Shave Dad's face,"
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"Belcher kids are erased."
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"If Dad's lip has no hair,"
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"we never come out of there."
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"Well, we'll never really know what would've happened"
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"if I didn't have a mustache back then."
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"But we can wildly speculate."
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"- No. - I don't want to do that."
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"I take you back to that night."
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"Everything is the same... almost!"
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""That's not how you throw a shrimp."
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"This is how you throw a shrimp!""
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"Dad's naked lip is no match for a small karat,"
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"visibly occluded, rose-cut diamond."
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"You know a weird amount about diamonds."
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"A boy can plan for his big day!"
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"Oh, oh, God!"
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"Sorry."
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"Got a little blood."
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"Let me get you a napkin."
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"There you go."
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"All better. Oh, wait, no."
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"- It's gushing. - Oh, no!"
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"Oh, God. Oh, God! Oh, God..."
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"I don't really like the sight of blood, either."
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"It's like, what is that stuff?!"
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"Hi, Doc. Sergeant Bosco, PD."
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"What do you got-- lip job?"
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"It's a simple laceration."
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"Just a couple of stitches should do it."
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"He could be perfect."
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"- You're losing him! - I'm losing him?"
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"Wait, you're losing me?"
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"He's flatlining!"
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"You're making that sound."
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"- Induce coma! - Induce coma?!"
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"- I'm commandeering this patient. - Wait!"
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"Let's talk about..."
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"Powering up."
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"He's on. How are you feeling?"
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"I don't feel."
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"What do you remember?"
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"- Nothing. - Correct response."
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"The OS is loaded."
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"Welcome to the force, Officer Robo 'Stache."
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