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Clips from Innerspace

"Okay, Jack. Let's review."
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"We've got nausea, we've got shortness of breath,"
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"we've got dizziness we've got headaches."
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"Big, pounding headaches."
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"Big... poun..."
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"Huh. What's going on up here?"
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"Where did you get that rash?"
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"- Hairspray. - Hairspray?"
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"It also makes me sneeze like crazy."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"I think you're allergic to hairspray."
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"Isn't this great, Jack?"
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"I think we're making real progress today."
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"Okay... Uh-huh."
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"The nightmares still keeping you awake at night?"
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"Mm-hm. And now I have a new one."
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"Put your head back. Tell me about it."
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"Well, I'm at the market, working one of the registers."
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"And I suddenly notice the next customer is this horrible,"
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"obnoxious woman with bright orange hair."
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"Anyway..."
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"I'm passing her stuff over the bar code scanner"
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"and I don't notice it, but the computer"
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"starts to ring up all the wrong prices."
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"So when I'm all done I look at the total and it's way up over..."
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"- (SLAPPING BACK) - (GRUNTS)"
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"and it's way up over... and it's way up over $100,000."
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"- That much? - Yes."
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"So the woman with the orange hair says to me, real calm..."
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"she says to me:"
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""I don't carry that kind of cash around on me, sweetie.""
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"- Want to open wide, there? - Yeah."
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"(GAGGING)"
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"And I say, "Oh, is that right?" And she says,"
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""Will you take this instead?""
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"And she reaches into her purse,"
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"and she pulls out this little pearl-handled pistol."
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"And she pulls back on the trigger,"
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"and it's at that moment that I wake up screaming."
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"- Oh! - (TRAY CLATTERING)"
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"Take it easy, Jack. It's all right. The nurse will get it."
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"Just sit down. Sit down."
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"I'm sorry, Jack. I didn't mean to push you."
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"Jack, please, sit down and relax. Catch your breath."
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"Come on."
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"- Jack... - (PANTING)"
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"you know that I'm more than your doctor. I'm your friend."
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"You're one of my favorite patients."
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"Let's face it, your regular office visits"
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"are the cornerstone of my entire medical practice."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"But the problem is, medicine is not what you need, Jack."
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"What you need is rest and relaxation."
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"I think you need a total change of scene."
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"May be a nice vacation. How does that sound?"
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"It sounds good."
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"Well then, take one."
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"And find a place that's peaceful and quiet."
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"Because the most important thing for you right now is no excitement."
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"Got it?"
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"- I know it's hard to believe... - Hard? Try impossible."
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"That's why I want you there to see for yourself."
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"Then, if you're interested, the project's yours."
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"Look, first amaze me, then we'll talk funding."
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"(SIGHS) Damn this traffic. We're gonna be late."
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"Just out of curiosity, who's your guy? Your pilot?"
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"You might know him. Pendleton. Tuck Pendleton."
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"Why did you choose Pendleton?"
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"- He had the right qualifications. - Such as?"
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"(CHUCKLES) He's the only one we could find who was crazy enough to do it."
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"Let me tell you something about Tuck Pendleton."
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"He could have been one of the best. But he hates authority,"
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"he can't take orders and he likes to make up his own rules."
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"Ah, don't look so depressed."
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"The experiment is bound to fail long before"
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"Pendleton has a chance to screw it up."
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"How does that feel? It feels good. Then do it again."
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"The Tuck Pendleton machine, zero defects."
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"You're not getting nervous, are you?"
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"Not yet. (EXHALES)"
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"Look, Lieutenant, let's review this neuromuscular"
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"facial response experiment one more time."
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"Let's not, huh? All right?"
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"- What do you mean, let's not...? - Ozzie, who's nervous now?"
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"I know what our objectives are. I've done my homework."
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"I can do this little job blindfolded and backwards,"
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"so everybody just calm down."
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"(INDISTINCT CHATTER)"
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"MAN ON PA: Initiate hydroponics check."
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"Initiating."
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"- Good luck, Lieutenant. - Thank you."
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"Zero-nine-five. All personnel to the station, please."
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"Just one more thing, Lieutenant."
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"I just want to make sure we've got everything down."
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"It's not gonna be simple but there shouldn't be any surprises or..."
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"Good luck, Lieutenant."
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"Be careful of this 3808 unit."
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"I spilled coffee on it last week. It's not quite as reliable as it was."
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"Um... still rolling? Great!"
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"Uh... we are using an experimental"
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"submersible pod, modified with a performance enhanced"
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"helium neon laser scalpel of our own proprietary design."
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"This was a 50 milliwatt unit originally,"
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"which has been increased to 600 milliwatts..."
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"Just pay attention to your business there."
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"600 milliwatts, which in terms of spatial-equivalency"
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"would be a 60 kilowatt unit."
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"This is done because we have such high efficiency..."
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"(CONTINUES, INDISTINCT)"
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"(VOICE CONTINUES OVER RADIO)"
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"coupled with what would be a common home carpet-sweeper."
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"Would you bring up the biomed on the specimen, please."
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"COMPUTER: Oxygen percentage, check. Air tanks fully charged."
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"Doppler phase translocator activated."
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"State of the art."
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"MAN ON PA: All personnel, we are now at priority level one."
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"Secure all stations."
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"COMPUTER: Environmental control systems, check."
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"Gyro stabilization XYZ coordinates, check."
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"Laser subsystem analysis, check."
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