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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Express Yourself (S07E07)

"Fixed you right up. I'm not surprised."
Modern Family (2009)
"You think I haven't changed at all in 25 years."
Modern Family (2009)
"If you were surprised, I wouldn't know it, since you've plucked out all your eyebrows."
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"Madonna, Mitchell. ## (dance)"
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"News flash-- I am not singing."
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"News flash-- Yes, you are!"
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"Ooh. You know what, Dad? You have been really bossy tonight."
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"With me, with that waitress."
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"I-I bet that's why you and Gloria are having problems."
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"Yeah. You miss bossing people around at work, so now you're doing it at home."
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"If I admitted there was some truth in that, could you just give in?"
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"You've been grinding around like Lola Falana."
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"I don't know why this is so important to you. Can you just let me help you?"
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"Okay, I'm doing this, but only because you need it so much."
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"Come on, girls!"
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"Do you believe in love?"
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"'Cause I got something to say about it."
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"And it goes something like this."
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"# Don't go for second best, baby #"
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"# Put your love to the test You know, you know... #"
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"JAY (narrating): Watching Mitchell, I did feel kind of good about fixing his problem."
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"Being retired, you don't always feel useful anymore."
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"It's probably why I keep tearing up that bathroom."
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"I guess it wouldn't be the worst thing to admit to Gloria."
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"Ah, it'll probably blow over."
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"# Express yourself #"
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"Damn it."
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"# Express yourself Hey, hey, hey, hey #"
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"I knew you'd be up, tossing and turning. GLORIA: Yes, yes."
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"Why are you calling from the couch?"
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"Not home. Long story. Look, let me get this out."
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"I have been going crazy with the bathroom, but it's not really about the bathroom."
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"It's about me not being sure who I am anymore. You were 100% right."
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"I love to hear that, but--"
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"No, you were. Okay."
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"No rush getting home. We're fine here."
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"Please, please, please, please, please, please! Come on, black!"
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"Eighteen red. Ahh! So close."
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"Gambling is the best! Yeah."
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"You hand your hard-earned money to strangers and pray it comes back."
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"(laughs)"
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"I know I've had a lot to drink, but that is not Bianca anymore, is it?"
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"Nope."
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"I don't want to believe Clint sold her--"
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"You guys want to get really crazy?"
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"People know where I am."
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"All in on one number."
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"Okay, I guess that's no scarier than when that glow stick broke in my mouth."
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"- Do it. - (chuckles)"
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"Andy, that's, like, a month's rent."
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"You got to go big or-- Wait, the black ones aren't ones?"
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"Really? Could I just-- Sorry, sir."
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"The ball's rolling. Oh, my gosh."
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"Andy, what is happening with you? Why are you doing this?"
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"I thought you loved Wild Andy."
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"No, no. I love Normal Andy. Tomato-soup-and-grilled-cheese Andy."
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"Still-in-bed-by-11:00 Andy. Uses-the-word- "tummy" Andy."
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"Really? I've been doing this whole thing"
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"because I was afraid you'd dump me if I couldn't keep up."
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"I know you can't. But I'd rather slow down. I like the me I am when I'm with you."
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"I wish you would have told me that about a minute ago."
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"Aah! I can't watch! The stress is murder on my tummy."
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"(labored breathing, sputtering) Aunt Pam's leaving."
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"Pameron Jessica Tucker, where do you think you're going?"
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"Home to get down on my knees and beg Bo to come back."
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"I'm just gonna lie and tell him I'm pregnant."
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"No, that is not how mature people handle their problems."
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"I will fight you. You are not going to crawl back to that man."
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"You don't have a choice. You know I can take you. Oh, yeah, right."
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"Ooh! Pameron-- No!"
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"Ow! Oh! Okay, you know what?"
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"You are going to regret that!"
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"Ugh!"
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"Oh, now you poked the bear!"
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"Well, come on, Mama Bear! I'm coming!"
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"(both grunting)"
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"It's all my fault anyway! I pushed him away! Aah!"
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"Because I never listened! (grunts)"
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"You really want Lily to think women are weak?"
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"Get off my daddy!"
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"You're acting this crazy all over a boy?"
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"Lily, I'm so happy to hear you say that!"
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"(screaming) Oh. Okay. So we moved the couch."
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"Where were you?"
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"I, uh-- I had some work to do."
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"Me too. Get my man back."
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"MITCHELL: Okay. Okay. All right. (grunts)"
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"As much as I'd love to leave this alone,"
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"I learned something tonight that I feel like I need to share with you."
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"You deserve the best in life."
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"So if the time isn't right, then... move on."
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"Second best, it's-- it's never enough."
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"You'll do much better, baby, on your own."
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"Baby. On your own."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You're right."
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"I know. I know."
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"Yeah. Don't go for second best. Put your love--"
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"It's okay. I fixed her."
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"Madonna fixed her."
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"(sobbing)"
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"Don't worry. We've got this."
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"Take all the time you need. I'm only finishing a 12-hour shift."
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"Do you got a nickel or a dime or anything? I don't."
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"Sorry, but... you're gonna have to make change."
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"(giggles) (cell phone chimes)"
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"What? My mom and dad are going to Paris."
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"Okay, children informed,"
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"passports secured, luggage packed."
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"Oh. What am I forgetting?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Au revoir, Alex!"
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"Next stop-- Paradise City!"
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"ALEX: Guns N' Roses."
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"Captioned by Captions, Inc."
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"You wanna rub my feet? If you rub mine."
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"Now, pull Aunt Pameron's bra strap!"
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