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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Express Yourself (S07E07)

"I will see your underpants-- Phil!"
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"You're asleep!"
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"No, no. It's fine. We can take a nap."
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"Europeans are always napping."
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"Actually, that's the worst thing you can do."
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"She's right, Claire. Get up. Why are you still awake?"
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"I'm too excited to sleep. I'm studying Big Bang nucleosynthesis."
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"Well, more specifically the total baryonic matter in the universe. Let's go back."
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"Dark matter and dark energy make up 95% of all of the matter in the--"
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"No! Go away! Make her stop!"
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"We needed help. And no surprise, first entry on howtostayawake.net-- coffee."
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"This did it. This is all we needed."
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"(snoring) Phil!"
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"The feet! Why'd we do the feet? Aah!"
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"Second tip-- stay active."
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"## (New Age)"
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"(snoring) You're asleep!"
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"Finally, we found something that worked... for me."
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"(growling) Oh, what the hell?"
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"(laughs)"
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"(growling) Oh, my nana!"
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"(laughs)"
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"(sighs) Hey."
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"What do you say we take a walk and get something to eat? It is French lunchtime."
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"Sure. It's worth a shot."
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"Got to do something first."
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"(Claire growling) ALEX: Why? Why would you do that?"
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"All's I'm saying is, if you're lucky enough to get this boy Ryan you like,"
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"you hold on with both hands."
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"-'Cause once he's gone, you're nothing. - You don't really mean that."
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"I don't know what I mean. I'm just a woman running her fool mouth off."
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"Okay, not exactly the message of empowerment"
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"we'd like to impart to our 21st-century daughter."
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"- What's a Demerol shooter? - Okay, you know what?"
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"Let's keep our voices down. We don't want anyone woken up and proven correct."
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"Give me that. One more drag!"
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"No. Stop. What's the worst it's gonna do? Kill me?"
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"Stop... it!"
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"Hey, I rolled that."
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"JOE: Mama! Mama! Mama!"
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"What? Ay. Sorry, sorry."
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"It's you, papi. What's wrong?"
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"Can you please deal with Joe? And also get a therapist?"
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"JOE: Mama! Mama! But--"
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"But that is not coming from his bedroom."
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"Mama! Oh, no!"
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"(gasps)"
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"I wanted a glass of water, and I got stuck."
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"GLORIA: Damn it."
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"Why didn't I close that door"
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"so you didn't get stuck like Manny's gerbil in the glue trap?"
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"But you said he ran away. Yes, most of him did."
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"Take off your slippers."
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"Oh, yeah, good idea. Don't want anything bad to happen to them."
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"Okay."
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"What are you doing? Are you crazy? They're Florentine leather!"
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"Ay, Manny, that's what we just told you. We got them in Chinatown."
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"Okay, Little Joe. Let's get you out of there."
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"Okay, come on! Okay."
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"Ay. Now we're gonna burn these pajamas with the towel and the slippers."
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"Burn them?"
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"It's in my hair too."
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"Okay. I will cut it."
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"Go. Grab some scissors and run them back to Mama."
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"I'll get the scissors, Joe."
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"I didn't even want him, and I'm the only one keeping him alive."
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"Okay. I just have to smooth this out so that Jay doesn't notice anything."
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"You're going through a lot of trouble to hide this from him."
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"You just don't understand."
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"This is the first time in a fight that I was 100% right and Jay was 100% wrong."
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"That never happens."
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"And being right is so important?"
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"Get married, then get back to me."
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"Ay, no! This is stuck! Come help me!"
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"- Push! - (both screaming)"
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"Oh, no! My birthday Rolex!"
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"Ay, Manny."
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"We'll take the check, please."
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"(bang) No!"
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"Oh. Thank you so much."
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"I want to go to sleep so bad, Phil. Oh."
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"Maybe this will keep you awake."
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"Our house cannot be this far."
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"We've been walking for--"
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"We've passed this mattress already."
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"It's fate."
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"God wants me to sleep. Fight it. Fight it, Claire!"
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"No, let me go."
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"No, we're so close. I can't let you quit."
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"Oh, God. I'm not gonna go to sleep on some filthy mattress."
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"Okay. For long."
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"No. No! No, I'm sorry."
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"I'm so tired from work already. I won't be any fun in Paris."
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"You should go. Meet someone. I don't care. I just can't do it. I'm sorry."
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"(sighs)"
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"You know what? (sighs) Let's not."
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"I shouldn't have pushed you."
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"I know I said all that stuff about not wanting to get old, but"
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"I think I really wanted to go because I miss you."
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"Oh."
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"Because I've been working so much?"
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"Yeah, which is great. I-I really want that for you. I-I think I--"
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"I just wanted a little adventure. But you know what?"
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"We've had so much fun tonight."
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"When was the last time I got to stay up until 5:00 in the morning with you?"
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"Give me that hand. What for?"
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"Oh! That's to wake me up."
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"Wow. And that is for ever forgetting that you are the best husband."
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"Mmm. Mmm."
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"Oh. What's that for?"
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"For whatever's crawling all over me! Oh, no! They're on me too!"
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"Forty dollars for the hour. Songs are in the book. Anyone want a cocktail?"
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"You know how to make a Manhattan? Yes."
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"No, you don't. The only Manhattan--"
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"He's got it, Dad. Thank you."
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"Thanks. So a karaoke bar, huh?"
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"It's a little offensive that you think singing a pop song is gonna solve my problems."
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"- How gay do you think I am? - Mitchell! Madonna!"
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"Oh! Yeah. Okay. Well, come on!"
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"When you were stressed as a kid, you used sing Madonna in the living room."
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