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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Express Yourself (S07E07)

"I got a floor sander in the garage"
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"if it'll open up the bathroom sooner."
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"Feeling a little put out, Jay? It's my bathroom, remember?"
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"Manny, there's no pimple there."
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"It's the underground kind. I can feel my heartbeat in it."
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"I retired. I needed a little project."
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"So I decided to redo our master bathroom."
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"Yeah, if only someone had told you"
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"that it was going to be harder and longer than it looked on YouTube."
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"Oh, wait!"
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"If you just followed the simple bathroom schedule"
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"I posted in two places in English and Spanish--"
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"Yes, who does that? Who puts a schedule up for their family?"
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"Uh, don't go in there."
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"- I need my vanishing cream. I can't find it. - Must have worked."
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"(laughs) So funny, I forgot to-- (screams)"
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"What happened to the shower? It was finished!"
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"I started over. I wasn't loving the grout."
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"- This is gonna take at least one more week. - Don't upset yourself."
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"No, you are upsetting myself."
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"- And you're gonna go and sleep in the couch. - You serious?"
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"Fine."
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"What are you doing?"
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"That's fresh tar there. You really want to smell that all night long?"
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"I get to make one decision about this bathroom."
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"- The door stays open! - Fine."
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"Um, in all the bathroom confusion, instead of my multivitamin,"
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"I may have taken a birth control pill."
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"I think you'll be fine. And anyways, for sure I won't be needing one tonight!"
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"It may be the pill, but I'm feeling a little attacked right now."
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"## (speakers: rock)"
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"Did you drink that while it was still on fire?"
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"It's an old habit. It's how I used to eat my marshmallows."
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"I love this guy. And you're so pretty."
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"It's really good meeting you two."
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"Haley, I'll give you 20 bucks to make out with Bianca."
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"Twenty bucks?"
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"So Bianca's a smoker. Didn't love that. Or the wandering hands."
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"But it's all a part of the Wild Haley experience."
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"(cheering)"
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"(screaming) MAN: Yeah!"
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"Oh, God! Oh, no!"
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"You got it! You got it!"
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"Twelve seconds! Not bad!"
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"And it was so fun. That's why I was screaming."
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"Wow, what a night, huh? Sucks it's so late."
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"Not where we're going. I know that look! Vegas!"
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"Come on! You in?"
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"Totally. I love this idea."
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"Me too! I was scared we were done!"
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"Let's go. Oh."
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"Oh! Oh, that's some tender meats. Ow. Aah."
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"I can't sleep when I'm angry. Never could."
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"And there's something very wrong with people who can."
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"(snoring)"
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"(cell phone chimes)"
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"What are you doing sending e-mails this time of night?"
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"Really?"
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"You want some company?"
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"Gloria's just adjusting to me being around more."
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"We're on top of each other, and not in a good way."
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"Oh, fun. I was hoping your sex life would come up."
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"Look, Dad, remodels are tense."
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"Half the divorces I do start with a remodel."
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"Or an underwear model."
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"Can I get you anything? You know what a Reuben is?"
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"Yes. No, you don't. This is a Reuben."
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"You grill the bread and the corned beef separately."
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"Now, I said "corned beef." There's no vodka in a martini. There's no pastrami in a Reuben."
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"You put 'em together. Then you have kraut, Swiss, Russian."
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"Axis, neutral, ally. That's how you remember."
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"Got it. Rodrigo, number siete! What's with people today?"
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"Yeah, it's totally people. Look, Dad, you get so worked up."
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"You should try doing this thing I'm doing"
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"where I decide not to let things bother me."
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"Really? That's why you're here alone in the middle of the night?"
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"It's hard to get work done at my house right now."
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"Once a year, some sort of pollen is released into the air,"
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"and for two weeks, Cam has allergy-induced sleep apnea"
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"and has to use an apparatus in order to help him breathe."
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"Is it hideous? Is what hideous?"
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"I barely even notice it."
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"- (labored breathing) - (air hissing)"
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"MITCHELL (narrating): What's challenging is, Pam has the same condition."
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"(labored breathing) (air hissing)"
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"I thought that maybe I could focus"
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"if I could get those contraptions in sync."
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"(hissing stops)"
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"(gasping) (beeping)"
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"- Why did you plug it back in? - Charming."
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"No, unlike you, I didn't engage, and I avoided a fight."
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"All is well on my side of the street."
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"Mitchell, there's a pile of little orange hairs on your keyboard."
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"You're picking your eyebrows again, like you did when I put you in Little League."
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"Okay, I am a little stressed."
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"It's just 'cause I'm buried under work."
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"And Cam's sister is the worst influence on Lily."
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"But I can't yell at her because she's a sopping mess."
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"So who am I supposed to yell at?"
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"My husband, who needs a machine to breathe?"
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"Well, you better find yourself an outlet."
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"That's why I have scotch and golf and cigars."
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"Otherwise, I'd be a raging jackass."
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"We're out of rye. Then bake some!"
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"Can you not yell at the woman who's bringing our food?"
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"Stop that. That's gross."
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"It's like a fox ran across the table."
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"- We're out of here. - No, I have work to do."
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"No, you got to blow off some steam."
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"Okay, this sounds a lot like Little League."
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"We better not be going to a batting cage."
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"- You do not want to put a bat in my hands right now. - Like you could hit me."
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"Let's go."
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"Ba, ba, ba! Out of that trance. We're going to France."
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"I can yawn. It's 2:30 in the morning."
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"Mais non, mademoiselle. It's 11:30 in the morning. Mm."
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"Thanks for doing these. Yeah."
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"Did I mention that-- Yes, you did."
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"That if you wear your sweatpants low enough tonight,"
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"I will see London, I will see France and then, yes,"
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