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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Express Yourself (S07E07)

"Pameron Tucker, you outdid yourself on these biscuits and gravy."
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"They are so tasty, they make you want to slap your mama, right?"
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"- Sure. If that's a thing, why not? - Bless your hearts."
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"(Southern accent) I'm fuller than a dog tick. Just because they do it--"
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"It's the least I could do, since you'uns opened your home to me"
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"for I don't know how many weeks now. (whispers) Three."
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"I just don't get it. How could he leave me?"
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"I know. I'm pretty."
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"There's nothing I won't let him do in the B-E-D."
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"Hey, sweetheart, you're such a big eater, aren't ya, huh?"
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"I can't believe I got left."
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"Left!"
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"So Pam got left."
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"Her husband, Bo, took off with half their stuff"
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"when she was out rounding up dazed piglets after a twister-- I'm not kidding."
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"I insisted she stay with us so I could help build up her confidence again."
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"Pam's self-worth has always been tied to the attention of men."
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"Which maybe isn't the best thing for Lily to witness. What are you talking about?"
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"Nothing. I'm probably just imagining it."
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"I'm not imagining it."
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"(phone ringing) It could be him! That could be him, you guys!"
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"It could be him! Get! (screams)"
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"That could be him! It could be him!"
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"It's not him."
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"(screaming)"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"Wow. This is more reading than I did in my three years at a two-year college."
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"I'm thinking chili dog, just like Pops-- may he rest in peace--"
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"bought me at my first baseball game."
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"May I be frank? We have a wiener."
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"Oh, that's so weirdly sweet."
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"And it's so cute how your hair never moves. Like a LEGO."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Hey, I know you."
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"Coachella, dancing on top of my van."
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"No, I just have one of those faces that-- It's Haley, right?"
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"Haley, would you like to introduce us?"
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"Um, okay. Andy, my boyfriend, this is--"
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"Tom. Tom."
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"TomTom. Is that Cherokee?"
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"Uh, I should-- Bye."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Hey, I know you're a little wilder than I am."
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"It's one of the reasons I fell for you. It's exciting."
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"You don't have to say that. No, I mean it."
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"You know what? Let's forget about dinner and a movie."
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"Let's do what Wild Haley would do instead."
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"Honestly, I've been kind of ready"
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"for Wild Haley to chuck her party pumps in the trash."
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"Or give them to charity, blah, blah, blah. Whatever."
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"But if that's one of the things Andy liked about me,"
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"I wasn't gonna shut it down."
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"We can start at this western place where I know the bartender."
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"If you hang back, I can get us free drinks all night."
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"Won't it look weird, you ordering two drinks every time?"
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"No."
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"Then let's turn this mother out."
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"(chuckles)"
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"I got pretty lucky"
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"pulling that expression out of my fanny."
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"I'm not usually so quick with party talk,"
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"but I've always had this fear"
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"that Haley would think I couldn't keep up with her."
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"So I just tried to survive the night"
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"and not barf on my dad's old church shirt."
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"Claire?"
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"Claire? Claire?"
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"- Can we watch the movie now? Honey? - Answer him!"
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"Honey, please. I just have to approve this proposal."
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"I've been working on it all week. (phone chirps)"
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"Oh, my God. That's right."
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"Sun never sets on Mama's empire."
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"Remember the travel app we signed up for"
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"-that gives you the last-minute deals? - Huh?"
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"Three nights in Paris,"
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"first-class airfare, four-star hotel"
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"for basically nothing."
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"The flight leaves at noon tomorrow."
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"We have five minutes to answer."
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"Wait. You're not seriously considering this, are you?"
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"It's the deal of the century."
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"We'd only miss one day of work."
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"Haley's with Andy. Luke's on a ski trip."
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"I don't matter."
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"Sweetie, by the time we got there,"
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"we would be so messed up on the time change,"
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"we would just wander around in, like, a nauseous fog."
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"You could force yourselves to stay up all night tonight,"
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"then sleep on the plane tomorrow,"
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"and then when you land in Paris,"
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"your morning will be Paris's morning."
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"There we go! Lucky for us, the smart one's home."
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"It's such a sweet idea, but I am so tired from work this week."
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"What is more energizing than springtime in Paris?"
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"Baguettes baking, mimes miming, skunks in love."
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"This is what life is."
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"C'est la vie, right? Nope."
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"Joie de vivre. Better."
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"Look, someday,"
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"watching movies on the couch is the only thing we'll be able to do."
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"Right now, let's fire a warning shot right through Father Time's beard"
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"and spend a weekend in the Eternal City. Rome."
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"Emerald City. Seattle or Oz."
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"She knows where I mean, and the clock's running!"
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"You really want to do this, don't you?"
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"You'd be back Tuesday with the story of a lifetime."
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"Press the orange square."
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"(French accent) "Pressez-vous le square orange.""
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"(normal voice) Yeah! We're doing it! (squeals)"
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"Sorry, sleep, you'll have to wait!"
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"- We're setting our watches to Paris time, which is-- - Nine hours ahead."
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"Okay, it's 9:30 right now. Okay."
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"Oh, my God! 6:30."
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"6:30. Oh."
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"How long's it take to get makeup off?"
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"I got out of Saigon faster."
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"You like what walks out the door, so don't complain about the process."
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