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Clips from Duncanville (2020) - Crimes and Misters Demean Her (S02E02)

"‐ Oh my God."
Duncanville (2020)
"These are clearly the scrawls of a psycho."
Duncanville (2020)
"‐ Oops, that's Duncan's self‐portrait."
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"Because the Space Jammer seems to know so much"
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"about parking enforcement protocols,"
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"my theory was it had to be a once‐gruntled,"
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"now disgruntled, employee."
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"Either that or‐‐oh wait, the rat ate my other theory."
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"[phone buzzes]"
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"‐ [gasps] He's never called me"
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"directly before!"
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"‐ Riddle me something, Jammer."
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"‐ [distorted] I'm white and black and go round and round."
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"The green grass is where I'm found."
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"‐ Oh, I wanna say it's the panda at the zoo,"
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"but I know that's not it!"
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"Is it?"
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"‐ We're not getting it."
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"Riddle us another one, Jammie."
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"‐ Okay, but this one isn't as good."
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"What has 22 little legs, orange slices,"
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"and a couple of goals?"
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"‐ Oh! I wanna say it's a giant centipede at the zoo,"
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"but I know that's not it!"
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"Is it?"
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"‐ Get off the zoo, Mom!"
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"[phone beeps] ‐ He hung up."
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"Okay, we got legs, goals, slices, black, white and grass."
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"[gasps] Soccer!"
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"He's gonna strike"
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"at the Oakdale Kids' Soccer Tournament."
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"‐ It'll be packed with cars and minivans."
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"‐ It's a Space Jammer's wet dream."
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"‐ Ewwww! Mommm!"
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"‐ And Jack, Duncan and Jing are at the field!"
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"This wet dream just got personal!"
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"‐ Mom!!!"
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"‐ [squeals] [whistle blows]"
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"‐ Without your dad yelling, I've lost my killer instinct."
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"‐ Come on, Duncan! Get him going!"
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"‐ I'm trying! Oof!"
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"Uh! I'm laying into your nuts!"
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"What's wrong with you?!"
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"‐ I'm not my father. And I'm wearing a cup."
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"‐ What happened to Mad Daddy?!"
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"‐ Yeah, you promised to treat us like crap."
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"‐ What's more important?"
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"Your father's sanity, or winning a trophy?"
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"‐ We get trophies?!"
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"Aw, come on! Make with the rage!"
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"‐ Threaten us, Daddy!"
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"[all chanting] Threaten us! Threaten us!"
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"‐ I told you that's not the kind of coach I am!"
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"‐ Threat‐en us! Threat‐en us! ‐ Stop it, kids!"
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"‐ He's yelling. Look at my foot!"
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"It's kicking!"
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"‐ Hey, my leg's goin' all scungilli over here!"
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"‐ What the heck's going on?"
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"‐ Children are like dogs."
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"We don't respond to words, we respond to tone."
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"‐ So I can scream at them,"
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"but in my own loving, supportive way?"
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"‐ Yeah, but just to be safe..."
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"‐ Stop kicking me!"
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"It's a kid's cup and I've got some overflow!"
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"[groans] Okay, kids. Get ready for..."
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"[screaming] ENCOURAGEMENT!!!"
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"‐ Okay, what are we looking for, Mom?"
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"‐ Somebody that looks crazy, unhinged, psychotic."
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"‐ Got one! Two clicks to your left."
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"‐ You're a winner, Joey! Save your dad's kneecaps!"
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"[cheers] ‐ Yes."
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"‐ Your father's a needy wreck, not psychotic."
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"There's only one minute left in the game."
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"If Jammer's gonna pull something,"
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"it's gonna happen soon."
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"Come on, show yourself, you son of a bitch."
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"‐ Mommy! I just scored!"
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"‐ Oh, that's great, sweetie! Who's my little superstar?!"
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"Where were we, you son of a bitch?"
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"‐ You can be anything you wanna be, Jing!"
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"‐ You've got the heart of a lion, Bradley!"
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"‐ Henley, look at you working those brittle vegan bones!"
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"[whistle blows]"
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"‐ We won! Trophies!"
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"[all cheer]"
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"‐ Coach Daddy! Coach Daddy!"
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"‐ Winner, winner, eggplant parm dinner."
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"[laughs]"
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"‐ I'm gonna bathe in you tonight."
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"I love being small."
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"‐ Everything's moving normally. Guess I was wrong."
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"Maybe it is the zoo. Is it?"
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"‐ No."
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"‐ Huh. Everyone's suddenly stopped,"
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"but I don't smell a charred body."
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"Let's see if this does anything."
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"[honking] Well, I'm out of ideas."
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"[cars honking]"
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"‐ [gasp] It's happening!"
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"The Space Jammer has struck for the eighth year in a row."
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"‐ Ugh, we're trapped. It's a dead end."
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"Cool, a boob!"
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"Aw, wait, there's a baby on it."
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"‐ Food boob. ‐ It's called breastfeeding."
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"‐ Ugh! You make everything boring."
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"[helicopter roaring]"
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"‐ Mom, the Pad Boys are here! ‐ What do you see, Shane?"
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"‐ The traffic's all folding in on itself."
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"I might be hungry, but it looks like tortellini."
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"‐ [gasps] Tortellini... Eight years... dead end..."
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"tortellini... breastfeeding..."
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"‐ Me want food boob."
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"‐ The Space Jammer's not a he, it's a she!"
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"A radiant, unhappily married she!"
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"‐ Sandra's the Space Jammer?"
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"‐ And she's doing computer bomb stuff!"
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"[gasps]"
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"Sandra, don't do it!"
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"‐ You're too late, Annie! ‐ No!"
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