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Clips from Duncanville (2020) - Crimes and Misters Demean Her (S02E02)

"‐ This is so exciting! You only know me as Home Mom."
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"You've never seen me as Work Mom."
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"It'll blow your mind."
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"‐ It's just you with a stapler, right?"
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"‐ It was not a red zone! It was a white zone!"
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"‐ White because you painted it, scumbag."
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"‐ [screams]"
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"‐ Please, anybody, help!"
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"My partner got hit! It's bad!"
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"‐ Not on my watch."
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"Do not die on me!"
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"You've still got parade routes to mark!"
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"[all cheer]"
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"‐ Somebody better change street sweeping to Tuesdays,"
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"or I'll blow us all to hell!"
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"[all scream]"
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"‐ This dynamite is a hot dog!"
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"And this hot dog is dy‐no‐mite!"
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"[all cheer]"
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"‐ This is what you do at work?! ‐ Not really. It's a slow day."
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"‐ I know I'm not supposed to say this,"
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"but you're a friggin' badass."
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"‐ I'll allow it this once."
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"[rock music]"
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"‐ Who are those guys?"
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"‐ Ooh, that's SPF: Special Parking Force."
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"We call them The Pad Boys. They make the rules."
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"Except for themselves. That's why they don't have any."
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"Rules. ‐ I get it, Mom."
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"‐ Annie!"
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"‐ Shane! Fitz!"
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"Gutter!"
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"‐ All right. You got my d‐nuts?"
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"‐ You know I do, Shane!"
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"‐ We'd do it ourselves, but you know they taste better"
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"when you plate them and wash the plate after."
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"‐ Napkin me, A‐Train."
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"‐ They call me A‐Train."
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"And they make up their own rules."
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"Hey, did you get my theory about fake handicap placards"
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"outside CrossFit gyms?"
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"‐ Yeah, you're definitely onto something."
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"You want me to follow up?"
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"‐ Nah, Fitz and Gutter will take care of it."
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"You know the deal, A‐Train. You set 'em up‐‐"
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"‐ And you knock 'em down!"
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"‐ And when we have beers with the mayor,"
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"we will be sure to drink a silent toast to you."
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"But we do have a special assignment for you."
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"‐ I'm ready."
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"‐ [singsong] Somebody has a birthday!"
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"‐ It's me."
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"‐ I'm on it!"
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"[upbeat music playing]"
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"‐ Happy birthday Gutter! Unh!"
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"Guess who's proud? Your mutter! Unh!"
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"'Cause she pushed you out! Unh! Unh‐unh‐unh‐unh‐unh!"
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"‐ Whoo! ‐ Sugar Tickets!"
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"‐ [groans quietly]"
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"‐ Okay, Henley."
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"If it gets too lonely in the goal,"
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"feel free to leave the net and join the rest of the team."
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"‐ Make friends!"
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"[whistle blows]"
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"‐ Dad, we cannot lose this game!"
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"It's the other team's nap time!"
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"‐ You're right. Let's try to keep it down!"
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"‐ [muffled scream]"
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"‐ Dad, will you sign my history test?"
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"‐ Twenty‐two percent?"
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"Duncan, do you know how little work"
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"you have to do to get a grade this low?"
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"‐ Oh, that's the one answer I do know."
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"‐ You know I don't like to yell,"
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"but your mom thinks school is important!"
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"I am so disappointed in you!"
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"‐ Eyy foccacia! Coach is disappointed in us!"
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"‐ I mean, I don't expect perfection,"
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"but you at least need to pass!"
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"‐ You heard him, Bradley! Pass!"
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"‐ I respond well to directness."
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"[wondrous music]"
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"‐ Start using that head of yours!"
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"‐ Use my noodle? Don't mind if I do!"
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"‐ You need to achieve your goals!"
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"[all cheer]"
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"‐ Whoo! We tied! We tied!"
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"Thanks for yelling at us, Daddy!"
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"You're the best!"
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"‐ Yelling at you? No."
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"I was mad at Duncan for failing a test."
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"I told you, I am not that kind of coach."
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"‐ Quench your thirst, Mr. Harris!"
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"On the other hand, having sticky Gatorade"
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"dumped down my back does feel good."
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"Bring it in, you little nose‐pickers!"
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"[all cheer]"
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"‐ Relax, they won't shoot me if I'm surrounded by kids."
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"‐ Ooh, a commercial loading zone infraction."
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"You came to work on a great day."
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"‐ So, are we gonna talk about what happened at your office?"
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"‐ Did something happen?"
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"‐ You were dancing on a desk for your coworkers."
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"‐ It was Gutter's birthday."
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"‐ Did Gutter dance on a desk for your birthday?"
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"‐ No, I danced on my own desk for my birthday."
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"‐ You were such a badass when we walked in,"
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"but with those Pad Boys, you seemed like a... kiss‐ass."
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"‐ Okay, I think we hit our max on asses for today."
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"That's just the way things are in an office, honey."
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"There's always people above you"
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"that you act a little differently around"
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"or sometimes dance for."
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"‐ It's not just the dancing."
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"There were so many microaggressions."
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"‐ Ya, I keep hearing that word, and it sounds adorable."
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"What is it?"
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"‐ They're these little insults"
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"that, yeah, they could be jokes,"
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"but they're actually just ways to keep you down."
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