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Clips from WKRP in Cincinnati - Turkeys Away (S01E01)

"Uh, I was just wondering how things were going in sales."
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"You know, it's been quite a while since the format change."
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"and I got a lot of special stuff in the works."
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"Good, good. Hey, I'm glad to hear it. Yeah."
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"Previous management had things pretty well screwed up around here."
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"No offense."
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"No, I'm afraid he's not in."
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"- Les. How's it going? - How's what going?"
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"- Business, the news game-- your department. - Who wants to know?"
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"Well, you know, just me, the station manager."
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"Well, in that case, it's going just fine. No problems."
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"What, uh, seems to be the big story of the day?"
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"- Taxes. Nobody wants to pay them anymore. - Ah, I see."
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"And in other headlines, Thursday is Thanksgiving again."
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"Or maybe not. Oh."
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"Turning to the weather, it's 45 degrees and cloudy."
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"- Keep up the good work. - No problem."
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"Don't touch those."
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"[ Chuckles ] Rattle a few cages."
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"Okeydokey."
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"If anything, you know, big comes up, I'll be right back here."
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"You're welcome."
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"** [ Rock ]"
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"Uh, no. No."
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"- Hey, what are you doing? - Nothing."
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"Ah. You're off duty, huh? How about you? What are you doing?"
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"Yeah? Well, maybe I can be of some assistance."
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"It's probably nothing you'd be interested in."
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"Young lady, I've done thousands of promotions in my day. Now what's the problem?"
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"Well, uh, we don't know whether to give away..."
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"Boston T-shirts or Foreigner T-shirts."
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"Boston. Foreign stuff shrinks."
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"Yes, sir. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Sit down right there. Get you anything? Coffee? Gum?"
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"Uh, no, I'm-I'm fine. Ah. Good. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Well, then let's-- Why don't you just put those shiny boots..."
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"right up there on the desk like that."
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"Relax, you rascal, you so-and-so,"
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"Big picture? Yeah, you know."
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"I mean, you're my right arm, man. What's happening out there in the field?"
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"Oh, you mean, how's business? Yeah. Yeah. Just, you know,"
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"shoot it to me straight, hotshot."
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"What's really going on, Travis?"
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"Possibly. Worse things have happened to us since we switched to rock and roll."
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"Herb doing all right? Yeah."
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"Les been provin' right along? Yep."
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"So, how about me? How am I doing?"
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"Why?"
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"I-- I don't understand what you mean."
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"What-What am I doing good at?"
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"You're the boss. Uh-huh. All right."
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"And you do, uh, boss stuff."
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"Such as? Well, you, uh--"
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"Just knowing that you're in here, boss-- uh, boss--"
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"Knowing that you're at the helm gives us a lot of confidence."
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"Ah. [ Chuckles ]"
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"How?"
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"Well, first off,"
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"I need to have the day-to-day details if I'm gonna get the big picture."
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"I want to personally approve everything that goes on in this station--"
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"traffic, continuity, programming, engineering-- the whole ball game."
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"Well, sir, now I don't know about-- Let's face it, Travis."
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"Huh? I see."
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"Now you get out there, and you let those troops know what's expected of them."
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"Everything is going so well now."
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"[ Laughs ] The old spirit!"
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"Andy, you gotta do something about Carlson, man."
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"[ Sighs ] What's he done?"
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"The guy won't leave me alone."
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"I mean, he's driving me crazy with his suggestions."
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"Now he's-- he's into everything."
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"Well, I can't say as I blame him. After all, he is the boss."
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"Andy, you've got to do something about Mr. Carlson."
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"- Yeah, well, so I hear. - He's hanging around my Teletype machines."
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"He wants to go out on assignment with me."
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"I work alone, Andy. Everybody knows that."
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"I haven't got all day."
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"I know. [ Chuckles ]"
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"All right, what's Carlson done?"
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"Okay, I'll talk with him."
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"Um, where is this pipe shop?"
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"He used to be scared to death of me, and I thought that was a good relationship."
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"- Wants to know if I need anything. - Well, like what?"
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"A watermelon."
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"He wanted to approve the T-shirt promotion."
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"- He's way out of line, Andy. - [ All Shouting ]"
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"Wait a minute. I assure you that there is nothing in the world wrong with the Big Guy."
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"- Now trust me on this. - [ All Shouting ]"
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"Ah, you're all here. Good. I was gonna call a meeting anyway."
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"Not now, Travis. I got some tremendous news."
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"I just concluded a deal that's gonna make radio history."
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"I can't give you all the pertinent information at this particular point in time,"
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"Heck no, Big Guy. I'm with you 100%."
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"Les, we are now a rock-and-roll station."
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"And we did pretty good on our own."
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"Just what exactly did you have in mind, Mr. Carlson?"
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"Only the greatest promotion idea of all time. Great."
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"All it's gonna take is your complete cooperation,"
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"absolute secrecy and... 20 live turkeys."
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"Herb, you're in charge of getting those turkeys."
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"You got 'em, Big Guy. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Well, gentlemen, tomorrow is turkey day."
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"Ooh! Can almost feel that electricity in the air."
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"if you'd let me know just a little something about it. What?"
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"Use a haircut, Les."
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"Boy. Uh, Jennifer, would you come in, please?"
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"Gentlemen, as I speak, Johnny Fever is on the air--"
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"You want me, Mr. Carlson? [ Mr. Carlson ] Oh, yeah. Come in, Jennifer."
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"Uh, have a seat. No, thank you."
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"Well, all right. At this particular point in time,"
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"It's probably gonna be a long meeting, so why don't you get coffee for all the guys?"
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"I don't get coffee, Mr. Carlson. We agreed."
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"Draw that line."
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"Will there be anything else I can do?"
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"No, I think that about does it."
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"All right, gentlemen, tomorrow's the big day."
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"Yes, sir. And I've had a big banner made up with the station call letters on it--"
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"W... K... R... P."
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"Because this promotion is news, Andy-- big news."
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"All right, Travis. Uh, the newspaper's coming?"
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