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Clips from WKRP in Cincinnati - Turkeys Away (S01E01)

"- [ Static On Radio ] - ** [ Hard Rock ]"
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"[ Man ] ...but the senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated,"
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"* Cincinnati, WKRP"
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"* Got kind of tired of packing and unpacking *"
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"* Just maybe think of me once in a while *"
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"Oh, that's fine."
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"Oh. Well, I-I'm sorry."
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"I just, you know, thought I'd ask."
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"No, I'm sorry. Mr. Carlson never returns calls."
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"Good. Good. Yeah."
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"Inflation continues. There's more fighting in Africa."
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"And in football, this may be the week for the Bengals. Ah."
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"Thanks for that update, Les. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Oh, hello. Is Travis in?"
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"Uh, I'm working on a promotion idea."
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"Ah, good. Well, listen, it was nice speaking with you both."
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"[ Humming, Clicking Stop ]"
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"[ Imitating Rocket Engines Firing ]"
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"Matter of fact, Travis, just come right over here and, uh, take a seat."
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"you rough-and-ready guy, you, huh?"
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"You just get comfortable there and then give me the big picture."
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"Give me the rundown, your view from the top."
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"Well, I don't like it. It's too quiet."
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"No, sir. Look, everything is running very smoothly."
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"- I think you're doing just fine. - You do? I see."
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"You're the station manager. Aha! Yeah, that's what I am, but what do I do?"
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"You are the boss. Ah."
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"but I never get to steer the ship."
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"I'm in charge here. I want to be involved."
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"And no detail is too small."
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"You're a good man. One of the best."
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"But I'm the Big Guy. Huh?"
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"- Uh, Mr. Carlson? - Yes?"
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"Ah, Johnny, he's the station manager, and he feels left out."
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"a guy who doesn't quite know what's going on around him, and he likes it that way."
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"Yeah, yeah, Les. I know that you do. Okay. I'll, uh, talk with Carlson."
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"Andy, I gotta talk to you about Carlson."
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"A little pipe shop downtown. Cash on the barrelhead-- out the window."
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"- What'd he say? - He said it was just a front..."
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"for selling paraphernalia for drug users."
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"Andy, you got a minute?"
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"But now he's always coming up, trying to jive me, you know?"
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"Andy, Mr. Carlson-- Yeah, I know, I know, I know."
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"Uh, yeah. Mr. Carlson, I need to have a word with you, sir."
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"but I can tell you that you'll all be receiving your assignments later."
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"Ah. Perhaps you should tell me, Mr. Carlson."
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"And these casually dressed people over here seem to think they've taken over the place."
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"Just want to tell you that Les, Herb and I were here before all of you."
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"[ All Laughing ]"
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"[ Laughing Fades, Stops ]"
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"He's got two turkeys with him already."
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"And let every station in this town find out about it? No, sirree."
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"Did you get those turkeys? Yeah, but it wasn't easy."
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"When that farmer asked me what I wanted with 20 live turkeys,"
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"That's pretty fast, Herb. Yeah."
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"on the air telling the world about one of the greatest events in gobbler history."
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"- I would like to dictate a press release. - I don't take dictation."
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"What? Well, all right. I guess I can do this thing myself."
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"- Oh, yeah. - You have to draw the line somewhere."
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"Excuse me, sir. Why does Les have to do a remote?"
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"Mr. Carlson-- Sir, this is your promotion, and I respect that, but don't you think..."
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"[ Clears Throat ]"
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"Give 'em the old rah-rah sis-boom-bah stuff, guys."
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"I don't know about these other guys,"
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"I hope you know that. I do, Herb."
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"By my side."
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"He couldn't figure out how to get rid of 'em till the Guatemalan earthquake."
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"3,000 blonde stretch wigs."
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"Okay, Johnny, you ready for whatever?"
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"Uh, well, no. There's quite a crowd though. Where's the Big Guy?"
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"at the Pinedale shopping mall for the big WKRP Turkey Giveaway."
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"Good for you, Buckeye. Now get out of my doorway."
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"[ Les ] I'm here with hundreds of people who have gathered to witness..."
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"what has been described as perhaps the greatest turkey event..."
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"Uh, the crowd is moving out into the parking area. And--"
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"It's a large banner, and it says, uh,"
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""from W..."
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""K... R..."
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"I guess it's looking for a place to land."
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"Oh, my God! They're turkeys!"
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"Honestly, folks, I-- I don't know how much longer--"
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"The crowd is running for their lives."
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"I can't stay out here and watch this any longer."
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"No, I can't go in there."
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"Children are searching for their mothers, and--"
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"Mr. Collie, we know what the Humane Society stands for."
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"The National Guard? No, sir. The National Guard-- I don't think it's that serious."
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"This man must be stopped before he promotes again."
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"And sometimes I think we're just a little bit too concerned about being number one."
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"A lot of fun. Excuse me."
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"the crowd kind of scattered, but..."
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"I guess he thought he could save the day by turning the rest of the turkeys loose."
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"It gets pretty strange after that."
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"It was almost as if they were... organized."
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"I thought turkeys could fly."
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"[ Man ] Weather today in the Greater Cincinnati area--"
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"[ Man Singing ] * I love you so badly I could-- *"
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"[ Woman ] ...they're solid plastic, so don't settle for imitation--"
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"could not explain his nudity."
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"[ Static ] ** [ Classical ]"
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"[ Static ] ** [ Pop ]"
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"* Wondered whatever became of me *"
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"* I'm living on the air in Cincinnati *"
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"* Town to town up and down the dial *"
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"* Maybe you and me were never meant to be *"
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"* I'm at WKRP"
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"That should do it. No, that'll take care of it."
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"There's no need to bother Mr. Carlson with this. He's a very busy man."
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"Thank you. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Oh, good morning, Mr. Carlson. Morning, Jennifer. Hey, what was that?"
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"- Nothing you need to know about. - Ah, good."
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"I sure like the way you handle things."
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"How about the mail? Uh, uh, uh, uh. That's the important stuff."
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"This is yours."
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"Good morning, Big Guy. Oh, hey, Herb, how's it going?"
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"Uh, terrific. Excuse me."
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"Morning, gorgeous."
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"You got anything, uh, for me?"
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"Hey, Herb, I know you're in a hurry,"
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"but can I have a minute? Surely."
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