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Clips from 30 Rock - Nothing Left to Lose (S06E06)

"Strengths: None."
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""I am the worst person I know."
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""When I used to live with Liz, I would videotape her sleeping"
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"and sell it to Japanese businessmen"?"
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"No wonder that tour group kept calling me "sleep whore-San.""
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"Don't read that."
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"I filled it out last night"
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"after mixing alcohol with prescription... exhaustion."
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"I need to redo it."
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"Slap it to me, Daddy-O."
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"Popo popped dookie down by the vacants."
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"This is Jenna. What are you wearing?"
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"Jenna, love,"
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"it's English director Christopher Nolan."
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"Mr. Nolan, I saw you across the room"
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"I was shooting blow darts at Maggie Gyllenhal from a heating vent."
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"Yes. How would you like to be in my next movie?"
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"I quit this show!"
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"To hell with you all!"
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"He's directing a live-action Smurfs sequel,"
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"so I went to Times Square, did cartwheels like he asked..."
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"Oh, boy."
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"This was a prank?"
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"It's a spray they use to kill geese at airports."
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"What is that smell, Tracy?"
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"It's the new fragrance I designed."
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"It's called "Desire,""
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"but with a "Z" instead of the second "E.""
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"All my favorite things."
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"The Knicks, a mop from a strip club, a carefree hobo,"
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"It smells disgusting."
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"Yeah, I wouldn't know."
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"But when one sense goes away, the others make up for it."
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"I have an incredible sense of touch."
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"You can't smell?"
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"Why haven't you been to a doctor?"
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"It smells like grandma's house at Christmas."
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"That's when we found her dead on the toilet."
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"Pete, I spent the morning going over"
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"Those look like hands to me."
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""where do you see yourself in five years?""
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"You wrote, "right where I am.""
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"That's an unacceptable answer."
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""let's just keep making bicycles,""
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"or Alexander windowblinds had said,"
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""no, I don't want to partially see outside"?"
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"but I'm Pete Hornberger."
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"The last time I tried to put myself out there,"
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"the girl turned out to be a cop."
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"Do you understand how this attitude reflects on me?"
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"It's a farce."
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"But that's fun..."
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"if you're failing as an employee."
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"No, no, you don't understand."
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"Look at my life, Jack."
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"My father was a congressman."
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"I was valedictorian at St. Andrew's,"
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"an olympic archer, fourth guitarist in Loverboy..."
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"It's almost unbelievable."
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"If it weren't all true,"
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"But now look at me."
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"The last two decades have been a freefall."
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"Do you know who you remind me of?"
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"And I'm going to get it back for you."
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"Well, something is definitely obstructing your sinus cavity."
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"Now we have two options."
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"I can either drill a hole in the back of your head,"
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"Okay, that sounds good."
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"We'll do the second one. Thank you."
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"You know, they don't tell you this until after you've paid"
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"for medical school, but being a doctor"
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"My buck Rogers decoder ring!"
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"Women staying quiet."
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"Okay, sometimes I think the stories"
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"of your childhood poverty are exaggerated, but continue."
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"You may feel some burning and tingling,"
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"but you should regain normal sensation in just a few hours."
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"Anyway, Tracy, you should start"
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"But a newly regained sense can be a very powerful thing."
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"please try to get it on video for my nephew's funny website."
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"Kenneth, what do you know about revenge?"
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"Anyway, I know how busy you are,"
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"so I got you some more tattoo concealer."
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"Thank you."
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"I just ran out."
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"I was so young when I got this."
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"Who even remembers 2007?"
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"The garbage man knows all."
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"their embarrassing secrets,"
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"the other writers' trash in there, do you?"
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"No."
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"They call me "the natural.""
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"I'm so good, the other janitors"
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"just sit in the basement all day"
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"getting drunk and laughing about this idiot they know."
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"Kenneth, this concealer is the wrong color."
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"No."
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"I'll be right back."
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"Keep an eye on my trash cart?"
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"I'll keep an eye on it."
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"Look at us, laughing together,"
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"This is the gym of the New York racquet club, Pete."
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"Including the one that looked like a terrified Asian man?"
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"It was a different time, Pete."
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"Today, the most powerful men in New York"
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"And nothing is a better workout for body and soul than boxing."
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"Yeah."
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"So come on, don't just stand there."
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"Throw a punch, feel like a man."
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"A man who, years ago, was on top of the world,"
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"who saw Paula and dragged her back to his cave."
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"Actually she took me that first night."
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"For God's sake, Hornberger, the dummy is winning!"
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"Why are you kissing it?"
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"I'm submitting to its strength."
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"Good morning, fresh coffee."
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"Good morning, clean floor."
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"Funny, Kenneth."
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"You don't have any smell at all."
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"Daddy?"
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