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Clips from 30 Rock - Nothing Left to Lose (S06E06)

""My greatest weakness is humility."
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"No, no, no, no, no."
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"I can't believe I have to read all of these."
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"This is the biggest waste of time"
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"since NBC's diversity writing program."
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"That was a good idea, but all of our actors are so white."
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"at the Dark Knight premiere."
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"Go to hell!"
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"I just need you to do a quick camera test for me."
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"We got the whole thing on tape."
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"What happened, J-Mo?"
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"Did you pass out in a goose costume at LaGuardia?"
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"a crate with a new giraffe in it, and broccoli."
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"I lost my sense of smell years ago."
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"I feel an old Jack-o-lantern from last Halloween."
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"Are you serious?"
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"with work, family and hobbies and listing excuses?"
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"these Kabletown self-evaluations."
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"Yeah, no, I get what you're saying,"
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"I am also required to complete"
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"one of these inane self-evaluations."
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"What? Like Frasier?"
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"But I can't say I'm succeeding as a manager"
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"You have no ambition, Pete."
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"For me, that five years thing is very ambitious."
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"If I could stay in the same place for the next five years,"
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"during his "let's do coke and buy the Texas rangers" phase."
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"But he made a decision to be the best president ever"
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"and then he was."
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"You've lost your mojo, Pete."
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"And there we go."
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"How long has that been in there?"
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"When I was nine, I found it on the floor of the "G" train."
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"I knew if my Foster mom saw it, she would make me sell it"
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"at a pawn shop to get our family a cheerio."
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"So I hid the ring up my nose."
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"I must have forgot about it."
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"regaining sensation in less than an hour."
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"So if you do have an extreme reaction,"
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"May I suggest messily eating an orange while I photograph it?"
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"Well, the Bible says it's wrong,"
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"Wait, how did you know I was out of concealer?"
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"From your trash, Mrs. Maroney."
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"In this big trash bag, I see everyone's mistakes,"
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"their dreams they don't dare share with anyone."
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"I can't handle that much volume."
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"like a couple of Jews watching The Daily Show."
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"Theodore Roosevelt was a member here."
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"In fact, many of the animal heads"
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"still come here to exercise."
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"Except of course, uh, hide and seek."
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"Boxing is primal, Pete."
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"It's exactly what you need."
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"Get up and fight."
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"It's the Alpha."
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"♪ I can... ♪"
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"Look what I found in the trash."
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"She writes the songs herself."
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"and then tried to mail them to Parade magazine columnist"
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"Our foreplay would be puzzle-solving."
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"No. I don't have anything for you."
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"with Lorena Bobbitt without learning a few things."
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"and you are constantly eating."
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"It's not a food thing, grizz."
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"You're still here."
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"and heroin and then never come back."
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"Right, daddy-Liz?"
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"I do love you... champ."
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"On one end, the ultra-confident end,"
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"if you know what I mean."
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"He has a thing about being left out of stuff."
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"The man has self-esteem issues."
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"I'm sorry, are you asking me to apologize to him?"
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"but there's a line we don't cross."
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"Also, I caused that Italian cruise ship to crash."
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"How's my boy?"
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"This is my Jimmy Fallen impression."
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"Awesome, awesome, I love it! It's my favorite!"
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"Tracy, that's great."
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"- Wait, you're living here? - I have to."
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"You're worthless."
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"I've already taken it down"
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"to the sub-basement compacter room."
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"so the trash smelled like, to use a technical janitorial term,"
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"Okay, I know the answer to this,"
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"and what's best for one of my employees,"
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"Great. Thank you."
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"and his baby daughter to do it."
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"other than the bottom line?"
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"Because I'm doing it too."
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"like you're taking advantage of Tracy."
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"I spent the whole night going through the garbage"
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"I knew the mirror thing would get her."
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"Unbelievable."
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"Why are you smiling?"
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"I never should have told you how to live your life"
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"like some sort of American Barack Obama."
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"The truth of the matter is"
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"I know what it looks like!"
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"and last night, Paula wouldn't touch me looking like this."
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"Do you know what it's like to try to have sex"
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"Pete, you're welcome."
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"'Cause so much of me has died."
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"to reverse one of my procedures,"
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"I lost your ring at a Bodeans concert,"
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"hilarious pencil-topper up there."
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"Very well."
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"Goodbye, helpful Tracy."
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"Goodbye... daddy-head."
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"Goodbye only evidence tying me"
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"and no one will even notice, and yes,"
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"I'm probably the most humble person in the whole world.""
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"I wrote that."
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"These self-evaluations are a charade."
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"People cannot be impartial about themselves."
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"You should read what some of your coworkers wrote."
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"What three words best describe me?"
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"The. Complete. Package."
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"My greatest weakness... Is chocolate."
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"Surprisingly the only person who was honest was Jenna."
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