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Clips from The Simpsons - Replaceable You (S23E23)

"You're late."
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"Since I got demoted, I have to show my I.D.,"
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"but the picture was taken so long ago,"
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"I put on a lot of weight,"
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"so I have to stretch out my face and say,"
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""I used to look like this.""
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"Late."
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"You're mean."
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"to make your job worse by close of business today."
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"- Can one of the hundred be making the list? - No."
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"Also, no."
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"Oh!"
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"We're live at the Springfield Retirement Castle,"
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"where long-time resident, Alice Glick, died last night,"
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"at the paws of this cuddly little killer."
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"Our Channel Six substitute medical expert"
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"Dr. Nick Riviera had this to say."
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"The champion was cleared to fight."
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"Ahem, Doctor, this press conference"
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"is about a nursing home death."
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"The Springfield police are in the process"
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"of taking all the robots"
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"into custody, safely returning the seniors"
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"to their hopeless, dismal lives."
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"Shut that thing off."
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"I meant the TV!"
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"Sorry."
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"to reprogram our robots to break out of jail."
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"A chance to reprogram robots?"
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"Well, I had a date with a beauty queen tonight,"
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"but forget it."
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"Uh, hello, yes, hello, Miss Wyoming?"
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"I-I'll have to climb your Grand Tetons another night."
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"The breast joke!"
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""Do this, do that." Lousy Roz thinks she's so big."
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"Well, looks like it's time for another"
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""End of the Walk Talk With Homer and Ned.""
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"Tonight's topic: the niceness of the evening."
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"Hey."
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"Homer, all nonsense aside,"
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"are you okalidokalaroony?"
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"I'm having problems with my new boss Roz."
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"She's the most evil person to come out of Ohio since LeBron."
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"But at least he thought long and hard"
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"before screwing everybody over, in public, for no reason."
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"You know, I knew a backstabbing Buckeye"
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"Twice as tall as she should've been."
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"Is this her?"
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"Come on!"
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"The apple must be wreaking havoc with the Twinkie!"
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"But if you've got the stones,"
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"I can tell you how to slay that "Gal-ioth.""
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"What the-- I've been using that around the boys."
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"Now, it was one of our biggest celebrations,"
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"We'd just had a rousing no-fun run,"
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"and in the heat of the moment, I wanted to offer"
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"my respectful best wishes."
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"Peace be with you."
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"Crazier than sleeping in on a Sunday."
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"Never tell anyone!"
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"And I haven't."
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"Not until now."
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"That's it! That's it!"
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"My nightmare is over!"
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"Oh, Flanders, you are my personal savior."
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"Oh, that's nice, but I don't approve of..."
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"Mightier than Jesus!"
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"Yes, I, uh, I hereby call to order this meeting"
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"of the North American Man-Bot Love Association."
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"we really should change that name."
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"Yes, all right, I'll change it to whatever you like,"
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"as long as "Man-Bot Love" is in there somewhere."
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"Now, let's look at these blueprints, shall we?"
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"Wish I'd thought of that."
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"Uh, first, we remotely adjust them"
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"so they will never be malicious again."
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"Hey-Hey, what's going on here?"
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"Oh, it's always busy when I call."
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"What a bunch of idiots."
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"Go on, get out of here."
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"Oh, oh, Chief? Yeah?"
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"Yeah, you, too."
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"Although this millennium is still young,"
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"I feel it is time to award"
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"this giant trophy, paid for with your health care cuts..."
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"...to our beloved Roz."
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"What the deuce?"
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"Sarcastic clapping?"
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"Congratulations, Roz."
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"What are you doing here, Simpson?"
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"If there isn't dry cleaning in the back of my car,"
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"there's gonna be blood on my knuckles."
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"Uh, I just came to say that you're perfect."
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"So perfect, I think Mr. Burns should give you a hug."
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"Who told you?"
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"Stupid Flanders!"
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"Hug, hug, hug!"
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"Hug, hug, hug,"
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"hug, hug, hug, hug...!"
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"You're fired."
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"I don't know what that middle word means."
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"Well, it means my perception of you is that you were"
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"kind of a goof, but now I see you're rather clever."
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"What is perception?"
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"It's how I view you."
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"I used to think you were an idiot."
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"Now it turns out, you're not such an idiot,"
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"in fact, you might even be smart."
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"Little help?"
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"Rub the butter around you."
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"Need more butter!"
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"And not the unsalted."
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"Do you want to get out of there or not?"
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"Mr. J., if I don't get my green card,"
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"they're gonna turn me back into a washing machine."
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"No dawdling. Just move it along."
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"My mechanical mensch!"
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"How I missed you."
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"Bless you, boys."
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"Now that we got 'em back, we'll never let 'em go again."
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