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Clips from The Simpsons - Replaceable You (S23E23)

"They're all pretty big."
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"Fine."
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"Check it out!"
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"Aw..."
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"So the soft fur, big eyes, and gentle motion"
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"with none of the poop."
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"This is the most adorable thing I've ever seen"
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"in my entire life."
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"What a wonderful science fair."
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"Unfortunately, due to budget cuts,"
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"we could not afford our third place ribbon."
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"No in second place, Lisa Simpson's grim description"
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"of our short-sighted dependence on fossil fuels."
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"It's about an asteroid."
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"They're all the same, Gloomhilda."
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"First place goes to Bart Simpson and Martin Prince..."
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"Yeah!"
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"...for creating a furry robotic friend"
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"who provides comfort when humans fail to."
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"Which they will, trust me."
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"I carried you in my belly for four and a half months."
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"When you fell out on the bus,"
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"that's when my job ended."
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"Congratulations on getting a ribbon, Lisa!"
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"You must've baked a mighty fine pie."
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"It wasn't a pie."
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"It was science!"
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"And it's not fair."
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"My project was way better than Bart's,"
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"and I didn't have help from a nerd!"
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"I'm my own nerd!"
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"Oh, sweetie."
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"Being second ain't the worst thing that can happen."
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"Look at poor old Jasper over there."
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"He lost his wife, his kids don't call."
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"Soon he'll just be bones and beard."
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"Wow."
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"While I was sitting here feeling sorry for myself,"
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"Bart's invention actually changed someone's life."
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"And best of all, I got funding for my Homer Humiliator."
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"Hmm!"
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"Why would a Homer Humiliator do this to me?"
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"Yello."
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"Hey, Barney."
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"A free movie screening?"
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"Of course I can go!"
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"I just need somebody to hold down the fort."
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"Hm! Oh, uh, Roz?"
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"I have to step out for one hour and 43 minutes."
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"Could you cover for me?"
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"Go ahead."
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"Oh, uh... if an emergency alarm goes off,"
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"there's earplugs in the top drawer."
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"Mm-mm."
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"Life imitates Flart."
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"It says that on the poster."
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"I thought of it first."
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"Marge, I just saw the greatest movie!"
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"Guess what happens when a mop is replaced with an octopus."
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"I'll give you a clue."
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"It's funny!"
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"Take off the 3-D glasses."
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"Simpson-- a gangly little bird told me"
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"you've been lollygagging at the Biograph."
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"Someone snitched?"
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"You're demoted."
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"Up, or down?"
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"Down!"
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"Don't tell my wife."
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"So, partner, what's next on the agenda?"
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"Oh, um..."
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"Back off, man!"
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"Can't you see you're embarrassing Bart?"
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"I love when you're sleeping and at peace."
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"Hey, Skippy, we need some more of them loveable critters"
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"for our friends at the home."
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"Unless you got any heroin."
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"You got any heroin?"
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"Hmm?"
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"Well, then, critters it is."
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"I'm telling you guys, Roz told oldan Burns"
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"I ditched work early, and now I'm her assistant."
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"I don't know, Homer."
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"You're saying she's nice on the outside, but mean on the inside?"
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"No one could pull that off."
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"Enjoy."
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"And as for you, Homer, don't worry."
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"You're at Moe's tavern-- lady-free since '83."
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"Yeah!"
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"I'm buyin'."
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"Can we just have the cash value of the drink?"
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"Be my guest."
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"I'd rather use my money"
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"to buy a Moe souvenir T-shirt."
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"That comes in kid sizes, too."
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"Oh, no, this is terrible."
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"Aren't you gonna come to bed, Homie?"
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"Can't, Marge."
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"I'm fighting for my professional life here."
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"Do you know what I just learned?"
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"My job is the reason I get the checks every week."
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"And now that I'm demoted, the checks have gotten smaller."
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"Not in physical size, but..."
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"I know. I know."
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"I represent the Eternal Valley funeral home,"
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"and I'm here to talk about an extremely unpleasant subject:"
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"people continuing to live."
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"If we don't have a frickin' funeral soon, people,"
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"you can say good-bye to Howard's Flowers!"
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"Calm down, Howard Jr."
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"Now, here is the zip, the zap and the zing."
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"We're gonna rewire Charlie Loveable here"
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"into the greatest threat to seniors' lives"
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"since nursing homes themselves."
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"Switcheroo."
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"Impressive."
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"Hard to believe two ten-year-old kids built this."
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"And I heard one of them did all the work."
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"Wow. It's true."
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"Am I early?"
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