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Clips from Futurama - The Route of All Evil (S05E05)

"You don't wanna miss the unveiling of our new company, do you?"
Futurama
"Company? How cute!"
Futurama
"What will you be peddlin'? Lemonade? Shoe shines? Cootie insurance?"
Futurama
"Perhaps they've constructed a teddy bear hospital."
Futurama
"Actually, we're starting a competing delivery company."
Futurama
"Who's going to use a delivery service with a kicked sign? Nobody, that's who!"
Futurama
"But we already have a client signed up."
Futurama
"We're delivering the Daily Supernova."
Futurama
"So your delivery company is just a cute, harmless paper route."
Futurama
"- Whew. - No! It's a serious business."
Futurama
"What if a paper were to land in a puddle?"
Futurama
"We're practically old enough to find the Fox Network infantile."
Futurama
"Yeah, we'll show 'em. All Awesome Express needs..."
Futurama
"is a sturdy interstellar delivery craft."
Futurama
"Man! The ad said to allow four to six seconds for delivery."
Futurama
"I'm really starting to swell up with beer."
Futurama
"I must look ridiculous."
Futurama
"No, you have a healthy glow."
Futurama
"Oh, my God! I just felt it ferment!"
Futurama
"Have you thought about what to name it?"
Futurama
"I hope it's a lager, so I can take it to a ball game."
Futurama
"Whoo! I felt that one!"
Futurama
"That could cause explosive decompression."
Futurama
"Put a sticker on it."
Futurama
"You be careful, my little tinkler."
Futurama
"Remember we used to call you that, huh? Tinkler."
Futurama
"- That's a big number... 50. - Yeah, if you're an idiot."
Futurama
"Three, two, one."
Futurama
"- All systems go. - Blast off!"
Futurama
"- I'm blowing you a kiss! - Mwah!"
Futurama
"Business is down, so I filed papers to have you all reclassified as slaves."
Futurama
"Would you ju..."
Futurama
"What's the trouble, men? Need some penny rolls for your profits?"
Futurama
"and my unaccountable brilliance..."
Futurama
"our paper route now has over a million customers!"
Futurama
"Uh, in a small way, yes."
Futurama
"But you still don't have your own building or conference table..."
Futurama
"or... or one of those things."
Futurama
"Maybe we should start a fire."
Futurama
"If we really wanna impress them, we'll have to crush them..."
Futurama
"You know how much an apartment that big would cost on the sun?"
Futurama
"- Yeah. That's great. - Hey! All right."
Futurama
"Naturally, we're humiliated."
Futurama
"That's why we need you, our loyal crew..."
Futurama
"to make Planet Express 800% more profitable."
Futurama
"We'll start by slashin' salaries..."
Futurama
"so I'll just let Fry blurt it out thoughtlessly."
Futurama
"- We don't work for you anymore! - What?"
Futurama
"Dwight and Cubert made us a better offer. We're paperboys now."
Futurama
"Incoming! We got papers to stuff, team. Hup, two, hup, two."
Futurama
"but we shall prevail thanks to you..."
Futurama
"our crack team of loyal dregs."
Futurama
"I don't even know who this guy is."
Futurama
"- I'm Scruffy, the janitor. - Yes, of course you are."
Futurama
"Sorry to interrupt this whirlwind of activity, but we have an announcement."
Futurama
"which I'm presently engaged in handing to you."
Futurama
"Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg! They've taken over our company!"
Futurama
"No, but you did declare yourself dead three years ago as a tax dodge."
Futurama
"Tax dodge nothing! You take one nap in a ditch at the park..."
Futurama
"which means Planet Express is now..."
Futurama
"Awesome Express!"
Futurama
"- Uh, will you be hiring? - No."
Futurama
"You rotten kids!"
Futurama
"Hey, Leela. Help me apply these flame decals I got in my cereal."
Futurama
"- What's your scientific basis for that? - I'm 12."
Futurama
"Oh. Did I ever tell you how I used to own that ship?"
Futurama
"# Hush little brewski don't you leak #"
Futurama
"# Daddy wants to drink for at least a week #"
Futurama
"Oh, my God! I think it's time!"
Futurama
"Hurry, Leela! Get some coasters and cold mugs!"
Futurama
"- You're doing great. - Unh!"
Futurama
"It feels like I'm trying to push a water bed outta me."
Futurama
"Is it okay? I can't hear anything."
Futurama
"Hey. What's going on? This is a delivery company, not a delivery room."
Futurama
"We just busted our buns delivering a million papers..."
Futurama
"and this is how you greet us, with a bunch of frosty cold beers?"
Futurama
"Hey. Wait a second. How did you deliver a million papers in one hour?"
Futurama
"Uh, we just did, okay? 'Cause we're awesome."
Futurama
"- Yeah. Uh-huh. Awesome. - Yeah! Awesome!"
Futurama
"Hello. Awesome Express, the rude crude delivery dudes."
Futurama
"How may I direct your call? What's that?"
Futurama
"You haven't gotten your paper?"
Futurama
"In how long?"
Futurama
"Please?"
Futurama
"Don't you sweet-talk me, ya wrinkly old tube sock!"
Futurama
"May I have one too, wife?"
Futurama
"Now, you should be happy that they became successes..."
Futurama
"Ohh. It's true."
Futurama
"But they grow up so fast."
Futurama
"They're so stinking talented. They don't even need their fathers anymore."
Futurama
"Dad! We screwed up!"
Futurama
"You did? Tough luck, suckers!"
Futurama
"Please. Help us, Pops."
Futurama
"But we couldn't handle 'em..."
Futurama
"so we started dumping the extras in a crater on the moon!"
Futurama
"And now everybody's yelling at us about their missing papers."
Futurama
"- Er, ohh. - Ohh."
Futurama
"Why did you boys do all this?"
Futurama
"We just wanted you to be proud of us."
Futurama
"and a complete disregard for human decency."
Futurama
"Of course we're proud of you."
Futurama
"Damn right we are! Now, come on!"
Futurama
"Good thing I had this net installed for catching giraffes."
Futurama
"Okay, boys. Let me show you how a "paperman" does it."
Futurama
"Au revoir!"
Futurama
"Only one house to go. We did it!"
Futurama
"Run away! That bully Brett Blob lives there!"
Futurama
"And last week we sort of broke his window."
Futurama
"All right, all right. What do we do when we break somebody's window?"
Futurama
"- Pay for it? - Oh, heaven's no!"
Futurama
"We apologize with nice cheap words."
Futurama
"I thought I heard the doorbell..."
Futurama
"but I see it was the "dork-bell.""
Futurama
"Man, you funny. Good one, Brett."
Futurama
"We'd like a word with your daddy."
Futurama
"Don't worry, boys. I'm sure his father is a perfectly normal reasonable man."
Futurama
"for damaging your window."
Futurama
"They've learned their lesson, and they want to make amends."
Futurama
"- Sorry, sir. - Yeah. Sorry."
Futurama
"You can shove your apology in the bottom of your one-way digestive system."
Futurama
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