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Clips from Futurama - Fry Am the Egg Man (S06E06)

"until it hatches out into the world."
Futurama
"And then I'm going to eat it."
Futurama
"Ain't nothing like a postcard coming from your own mind"
Futurama
"Hey there's a toothache coming from yourgoldmine, your goldmine"
Futurama
"Why don't you come on over sometime"
Futurama
"Should we turn on the TV?"
Futurama
"Nah."
Futurama
"Bender, do you mind? I'm roosting."
Futurama
"I'm considering buying a yacht to house my thoroughbreds."
Futurama
"How do you expect me to do that without smoking a cigar?"
Futurama
"Think of the unborn embryo."
Futurama
"Hey!"
Futurama
"without falling in love with it."
Futurama
"A chance to blossom into a beautiful young man,"
Futurama
"And so I make this solemn vow to do everything I can to make sure"
Futurama
"this wonderful, innocent creature"
Futurama
"enters this world happy, healthy, and..."
Futurama
"All yours, Zoidberg."
Futurama
"Ah, look at the cute little... Aah!"
Futurama
"I was gonna go yachting in those feet!"
Futurama
"Oh!"
Futurama
"Aah!"
Futurama
"Relax, you babies. It's no different from stomping a puppy."
Futurama
"Everyone, stop! He's not going to hurt you."
Futurama
"I'm standing in a pool of my own feet!"
Futurama
"Bender's right. Kill it before someone names it!"
Futurama
"No! Mr. Peppy just wants to be our friend."
Futurama
"Oy!"
Futurama
"Look, I know he's ugly, and kind of corrosive,"
Futurama
"but we can't murder someone just 'cause he's hideous and annoying."
Futurama
"That's what we said about Zoidberg, and look where that got us."
Futurama
"Amy has a point."
Futurama
"Mr. Peppy's not like Zoidberg. He's my friend."
Futurama
"Where to, adulterers?"
Futurama
"Then it wasn't your body they found in the harbor after the bomb went off."
Futurama
"What you doing, little buddy?"
Futurama
"Huh?"
Futurama
"Oh..."
Futurama
"You want to play fetch."
Futurama
"Come on, boy, get the ball."
Futurama
"Dumb jerk. Come on, get the ball."
Futurama
"Sweet freak of Mozambique, that thing's colossal!"
Futurama
"It's gonna kill us all."
Futurama
"It's so huge. How big does one of those things get?"
Futurama
"Well, that depends on what one of those things is."
Futurama
"That seems like a fact worth knowing."
Futurama
"Good startling news, everyone."
Futurama
"I found a description of the creature"
Futurama
"in this medieval monster manual."
Futurama
"Just as I feared. Attack-type J."
Futurama
"No! No!"
Futurama
"Yes! It kills its prey by sucking out the skeleton,"
Futurama
"leaving nothing but a puddle of flesh."
Futurama
"Hence, the Latin name, Bonus vampirus,"
Futurama
"or as you non-Catholics would say, the bone vampire."
Futurama
"Dios mío."
Futurama
"That's ridiculous! Mr. Peppy doesn't eat bones."
Futurama
"I raised him on a simple diet of Brussels sprouts and mixed soda."
Futurama
"At least there's only one of them."
Futurama
"The good news is, they can't start breeding."
Futurama
"The bad news, everyone, is, the beast reproduces asexually."
Futurama
"A single bone vampire,"
Futurama
"left alone with some quiet music and some bone vampire porn,"
Futurama
"could produce dozens of deadly offspring."
Futurama
"That lucky bastard. I say kill it!"
Futurama
"Can't we just set it free to live with its own kind?"
Futurama
"Poor, ignorant Leela."
Futurama
"The bone vampire is now extinct on its home planet."
Futurama
"Yeah, let's do those Leela things!"
Futurama
"Well, buddy, how do you like your new home?"
Futurama
"Its brain is the size of a walnut."
Futurama
"So are walnuts, and they're delicious."
Futurama
"I'll miss you, Mr. Peppy, but you'll be happier here."
Futurama
"So, go on, go."
Futurama
"Come on, man, don't do this."
Futurama
"Go on now."
Futurama
"I mean it, don't make this any harder than it has to be."
Futurama
"It's time to let go."
Futurama
"Thanks, Leela, he just needed a little extra push."
Futurama
"Come on, Fry, let's go home and..."
Futurama
"My Tanqueraydar is going crazy."
Futurama
"Ha, ha."
Futurama
"You lose again, you stupid intoxicant."
Futurama
"We're not from around here. Hello."
Futurama
"Excuse me, but we're guests on your planet. Speak English!"
Futurama
"Behave yourselves, gents."
Futurama
"Off-worlders best be welcome here,"
Futurama
"especially if we're trying to get the Olympics."
Futurama
"Sure, but I'm driving."
Futurama
"I'll just have the smallest whiskey you've got."
Futurama
"A small aquarium of whiskey for the busty lass."
Futurama
"Thanks. I suppose I should know your name"
Futurama
"MacZongo. Angus MacZongo."
Futurama
"Major Angus MacZongo."
Futurama
"Handsome Major Angus MacZongo, Esquire."
Futurama
"Ooh!"
Futurama
"I'm Turanga Leela. My crew and I are from Earth."
Futurama
"a bone vampire."
Futurama
"No need to thank us. Your shocked stares of gratitude say it all."
Futurama
"Dear God, you brought back the bone vampire?"
Futurama
"The damned things wreaked bloody havoc"
Futurama
"Aye, until MacZongo here shot 'em all into extinction, he did."
Futurama
"Now we've got more livestock than we can slaughter."
Futurama
"We cannae have no murdering bone vampires back here."
Futurama
"Kill it afore it puts a bun in its own oven"
Futurama
"and repopulates the bleeding planet."
Futurama
"I thought you were named Angus."
Futurama
"Please, Mr. Peppy won't attack your livestock."
Futurama
"He's a vegetarian, and he's not even preachy about it."
Futurama
"Poppycock. Once he gets the smell of bones,"
Futurama
"Angus, wait, my strictly platonic friend is right."
Futurama
"At least wait a few days before you decide to kill it."
Futurama
"The last time I hesitated, a bone vampire snicked out me left shin."
Futurama
"Please, just a few days."
Futurama
"Well, it would give us a chance to get to know each other."
Futurama
"The beast lives for now."
Futurama
"Thank you, Angus."
Futurama
"You're welcome!"
Futurama
"I don't trust that MacZongo."
Futurama
"Maybe I should go keep an eye on Mr. Peppy."
Futurama
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