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Clips from The Simpsons - Lisa's Date with Density (S08E08)

"But those women are quitters!"
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"- What? - When I first met your father..."
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"he was loud, crude and piggish."
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"- Mom? - He's a whole new person, Lisa."
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"- Oh. I know. - Mmm."
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"I wonder if I could change Nelson."
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"Very sharp."
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"Yeah, but I feel like such a tool!"
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"I know it's a change, but it really highlights your sweet and sensitive side."
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"Ah, crap."
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"Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?"
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"What am I thinking about what?"
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"- About anything. - Nothing."
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"[Groans] What do you feel?"
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"What's inside you right now?"
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"Guts. And black stuff."
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"And about 50 Slim Jims."
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"Come on, Nelson. You must think and feel things. I mean, look where we are-"
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"a rolling green hillside, the stars coming out..."
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"like God is lighting a million tiny candles..."
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"[Thinking] My first kiss! I always wondered what it would be like."
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"[Thinking] This ought to shut her up."
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"Mmm. That was pretty fine."
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"See? You do have a tender side."
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"Listen, you thugs. Stop making fun of him, or you'll be sorry."
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"Whoa!"
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"You'll be so sorry when you realize..."
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"He's changed, and he doesn't want to hang around with a bunch of crumb-bums."
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"Crumb-bums? Nobody calls me a crumb-bum!"
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"Hey, back off, James."
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"I'll handle this, Lisa. You go have a fig bar."
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"Hey, thanks for embarrassing me, dingus!"
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"You asked for it, man."
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"'Fraid not. I'm still wicked bad."
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"Come raid Skinner's house with us."
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"We found a bunch of rancid coleslaw in the Dumpster behind Krusty Burger."
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"Cool. I'd love to get even with Skinner."
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"Uh- Uh- But I better not."
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"[Imitates Clucking] Chicken!"
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"- Lame-O! - Girl lover!"
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"You got rid of them."
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"And you did it like a gentleman, without any violence."
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"Yeah. I know you don't like that stuff."
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"[Phone Rings]"
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"- [Ned] Howdily-doodily? - [Homer's Voice] Greetings, friend."
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"- Do you wish to look as- - [Headset Slams In Cradle]"
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"[Maude] Of course it was. It's been calling all night."
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"Just unplug the phone."
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"I told you to unplug the phone."
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"- But it could be my mother. - [Rings]"
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"That is it, Ned. If you don't unplug that phone right now..."
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"- you're sleeping on the lawn. - Will you two shut up?"
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"People are trying to sleep!"
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"- [Thudding, Splattering] - Great Barrier Reef, we're under attack!"
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"'Cause your mom had a three-month waiting list."
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"I missed you guys. Let's never fight again."
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"[Mrs. Skinner] Seymour, what's going on? What's that odor?"
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"Go back to bed, Mother. I've got it under control."
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"- [Mrs. Skinner] I want to see what's going on! - No, mother!"
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"- [Sirens Wailing] - Cops! Everybody split up!"
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"Lisa's window is the next one."
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"- [Homer's Voice] Greetings- - [Maude] Ned, did you plug that phone back in?"
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"- That's so unfair. - [Siren Wails]"
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"- Uh-oh. - Meet me at the back door."
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"- Chief, no! - What'd you do that for?"
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"- Uh, Marge's auto-dialer. - See you in court, Simpson."
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"- Yeah, yeah. We know, Chief. - We appreciate it."
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"I think they're giving up."
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"Thanks for helping me out. You're a stand-up babe."
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"Wait till he finds what I left in his birdbath."
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"[Skinner] No!"
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"Huh? Oh. Yeah."
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"- Uh, I guess I was. - You lied to me."
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"- Nuh-uh! - There. You did it again."
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"A kiss doesn't mean anything if it's dishonest."
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"Um-There's, uh, niceness to it."
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"- Definitely. - Then why did you want to be with me?"
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"Mmm-mmm. Maybe 'cause you were the first person..."
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"- Well, I guess this is it. - You mean, like, good-bye?"
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"Let's just call it "smell you later.""
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"Hi, Lisa."
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"Could I talk to you, or will that just make Nelson whale on me again?"
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"Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other anymore."
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"[Gasps] Really? You got anybody in mind for your next crush?"
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"Well, I'm really not thinking about that now."
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"I suppose it could be almost anybody."
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"Yes!"
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"[Line Ringing]"
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"The court has ordered me to call every person in town..."
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"to apologize for my telemarketing scam."
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"I'm sorry."
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"If you can find it in your heart to forgive me..."
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"send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield."
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"- You have the power. - [Tape Clicks]"
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"- [Murmuring] - Shh!"
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"I thought I'd enraged you again."
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"I've always admired car owners."
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"My "H'"has been stolen! Oh! That's how people know it's a Honda!"
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"Damn! Dang! Darn!"
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"Who does Nelson think he's impressing anyway, acting so cool all the time?"
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"- The noodles? What noodles? - The noozle at the end of the hoose!"
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"[Groans]"
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"Hey, brainiac, since when do you get detention?"
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"Ha! Yeah. The best part was when he got wet."
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"- And I can't believe it came from Nelson. - [Grunting]"
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"So why can't I stop staring at him?"
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"Are you wearing a wire?"
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"[Grunts]"
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"But I worked hard on him, and now he's a whole new person."
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"the moon looking down on us as if to say-"
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"- You kissed a girl! - That is so gay!"
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"[Groans]"
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"Listen, you crumb-bums. If you think I'm impressed, I am not. l- [Shudders]"
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"Shut up!"
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"Well, l- I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I?"
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"[Sniffing]"
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"[Bell Rattling]"
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"Otherwise, we will file out quietly."
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"- [Bees Buzzing] - All right, I'll- [Screams]"
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"[Babbles, Spits]"
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