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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Article Two (S05E05)

"Seems like I love Leslie more than you do."
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"- Get in line. - Yeah."
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"Get in line, pal."
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"- Who are you? - I'm Roz."
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"I'm Leslie's mailwoman, and I need to get her"
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"a Mail Day present by next Wednesday."
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"It's the anniversary of the first--"
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"Time you delivered her mail. Yeah, we get it."
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"Looks like we've got ourselves"
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"Let's start the bidding at $650,000."
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"I'll let you take anything"
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"- out of this bag. - I'll tell you what, Ann."
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"- on a date with me. - Oh, God."
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"I can't believe I'm about to do this, but fine."
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"- 500 bucks. - Sold."
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"- What? - You still want to go out?"
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"I just come into some money. $500 buys a lot of nitrous."
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"Yeah, nothing warms the blood"
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"like an old whirly-bout with the old butter-gyre,"
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"- eh, Leslie? - Indeed."
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"Man, this guy's tougher than I thought."
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"I don't know how either of you guys are doing this."
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"One time my refrigerator stopped working,"
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"He has that look in his eye"
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"that Ben gets when he plays Risk."
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"Oh, wow. That is really good."
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"- Andy. - No, I'm sorry."
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"All my favorite foods have butter on 'em."
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"Pancakes, toast, popcorn, grapes."
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"Butter is my favorite food."
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"Take a look at--"
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"Oh, my God. This is horrifying."
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"Garth really knows his stuff."
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"He planted an entire field of barley."
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"How long is he planning on staying here?"
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"Okay."
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"Aah!"
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"How long was that under there?"
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"Man, Garth is a machine."
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"He brought his own whale blubber to light the lamps."
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"I thought he was gonna last an hour max."
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"It's like he's getting stronger the longer he stays here."
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"Whee! Look at my hoop, Leslie."
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"Look at my hoop!"
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"No one. That's why we've moved on."
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"It's fun to be here on,"
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"like, a school field trip or something."
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"- It's so, so, so fun. - So, so fun."
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"But to live like this is insane."
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"I mean, there's no way a man who's into X-Men that much"
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"can stay away from the Internet that long."
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"We should check his phone."
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"♪ Goodness, how delicious"
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"Jerry Gergich."
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"and file as many of these as you can."
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"Wow, Duraflex cut-top A350s in deep maroon?"
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"The honor is all mine."
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"Well, I knew you were the man for the job."
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"You are smart and capable."
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"And I believe you can accomplish anything."
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"Thank you so much."
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"You got it, champ. Get filing."
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"That is one motivated worker bee."
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"Yes."
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"Cool."
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"Got it."
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"Okay, now let's not read anything."
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"That's an invasion of his privacy."
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"and his inbox and his outbox and his Facebook page."
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"Oh, my God. It's true."
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"He hasn't gotten an email in..."
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"12 days!"
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"Is he a ghost?"
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"The only ones he gets are spam."
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"And he responds to them."
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"I think I'm gonna be sick."
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"Oh, man. This guy has no friends."
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"I don't know. Seems like he's friends with that mule."
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"a waffle iron for breakfast day,"
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"How would you feel about going in"
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"That would be great,"
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"Well, I think I may have a plan"
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"and all the other days without making us"
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"seem like ungrateful people who are annoyed"
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"Dude, whatever it is, I'm in."
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"- Okay, great. - What should I do with this?"
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"Jerry,"
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"Begin filing these blue ones."
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"Oh. Sorry, Ron. I promised Chris that--"
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"This is the top priority."
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"You can eat when you have finished."
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"File!"
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"Money, fear, hunger."
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"Hey, there, Garth. Whatcha whittling?"
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"A birthing stick."
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"What's that?"
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"Violation. I-I challenge"
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"- you are bonnetless! - Yes, you're right."
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"I admit, I can't take it anymore. You win."
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"Huzzah! The day is mine."
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"Garth, I have another proposition."
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"Yes, I will go out on a date with you,"
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"so I will let you pay."
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"No."
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"like cocktail parties and such."
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"I can understand if it's something"
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"Just sounds like such a big bite"
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"out of my soap-making time."
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"My cousin's arraignment is in May."
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"On a trial basis, yes."
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"Great. Welcome to the team."
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"and we were able to get rid of"
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"all the outdated laws in the town charter."
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"I mean, the charter is a wonderful document,"
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"but we've had the benefit of almost 200 years"
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"Seems to me we ought to use it."
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"I did not change Article Two, though."
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"against a good, old-fashioned lake dunking."
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"that I think will make everybody happy."
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