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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Article Two (S05E05)

"Article Seven, Section Three allows"
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"for a "Citizen filibuster.""
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"If I stand here and refuse to yield my time,"
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"you are prohibited from voting on the bill."
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"as acceptable currency."
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"- Is that the Buffalo meat one? - Mm-hmm."
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"I meant Article Three, Section Seven."
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"Let the filibustering begin."
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"I would now like to share"
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"some ideas I have for J.J. Abrams' seventh chapter"
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"We are now close on the mouth of the Sarlacc Pit."
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"After a beat,"
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"grabs onto the sand outside of the Sarlacc Pit"
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"and the feared bounty hunter pulls himself"
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"from the maw of the sand beast."
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"Ugh, he's right. He can do this."
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"This is exactly why we need to modernize these laws."
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"This kind of thing made sense when we had council in a barn"
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"and there were 80 people in the town,"
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"but now this is nuts."
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"to the Marvel Universe from the Star Wars Universe."
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"'cause that's gonna happen. After a beat, Luke says,"
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""Darth Vader was my father, but Ben Kenobi was my master.""
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"And he cuts Hannibal Lecter in half."
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"and they're embarrassing to Pawnee."
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"Repealing them would show that we're changing with the times."
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"You can't just change the charter willy-nilly."
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"for no reason if I were married."
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"By "jack-booted storm troopers,""
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"- Hey, Clyde. - Hi, Leslie."
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"Good Danish today."
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"The Pawnee charter is not a "living document," Ms. Knope."
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"You have no respect for the traditions of this town."
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"I used to give tours at the Pawnee Historical House."
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"Three times, "Employee Of The Fortnight.""
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"Oh, big deal, you put on a costume for a couple hours."
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"By that logic, every time I go to bed at night,"
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"You bought X-Men pajamas?"
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"I won them, madam, in a raffle."
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"The point is is that our Founding Fathers"
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"were brilliant and they were courageous,"
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"and pooped in holes in the ground."
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"It was a more primitive time."
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"You wouldn't have survived two weeks in their day."
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"Oh, really? How about a little wager?"
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"How about you and I go live in that historical house,"
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"no modern technology, 1817 rules."
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"If you last longer, I withdraw my bill."
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"You have yourself a deal."
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"Please write down"
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"seal it in the envelope,"
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"When is this over?"
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"As soon as you learn to embrace"
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"- Whoa! - Oh, good."
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"Hop on board "The Management Train.""
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"All aboard!"
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"Stop bidding on my waffle iron."
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"You're FutureMrsTigerWoods?"
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"Uh, no, you're not."
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"I'm getting it for her for waffle day."
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"Wait, you have a breakfast day too?"
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"- Mine's in June. - Please, Ben."
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"of the first time we hung out at JJ's,"
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"Well, imagine being married to her."
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"I can't believe I'm complaining about"
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"Look, I have known her for longer,"
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"so I have seniority."
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"Oh, God. Oh, no."
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"- We've lost the auction. - What-no."
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"Somebody swooped in at the last second,"
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"- and now we're both screwed. - No."
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"Okay, Tyrion Lannister, why don't you just cast a spell"
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"Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't."
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"do not possess the magical abilities"
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"of, say, the warlocks of Qarth for example."
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"Think of yourselves as engineers"
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"First of all, you don't "steer" a locomotive."
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"The tracks do."
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"Second, there are only three ways"
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"to motivate people-- money, fear, and hunger."
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"Oh, I disagree."
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"What about encouragement, appreciation,"
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"and smiles."
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"When people feel supported,"
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"Can you guys just figure out which way is better"
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"Thank you for your input, April,"
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"but the ka-tumts requires that we follow"
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"You're not being very inclusive, Chris."
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"I feel like my input isn't being appreciated."
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"You've killed my spirit."
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"My God, I've taught you so much already."
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"Ron, I propose a challenge"
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"are more effective."
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"Challenge accepted."
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"I don't want to seem overdramatic,"
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"I don't want to seem overdramatic,"
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"Oh, God."
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"I hate this place."
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"I don't know, Tom."
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"That is a dope bonnet."
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"Oh, just getting here, I see."
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"Yikes. Did you sleep here last night?"
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"Indeed. I want to be here when the cock crows"
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"to get the chores done."
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"I had much better things to do."
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"Leslie said she'd pay me 100 bucks."
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"And I had nothing better to do."
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"I'm doing it for free."
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"There's no way I'm losing this contest."
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"Old-timey dress? Check."
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"Right here."
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"Rickets? Cured."
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"Don't need to worry about rickets."
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"Antiperspirant? Not allowed."
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"Might get a little rough in there."
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"I was wondering if you could help me out."
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"Here's a bunch of guns."
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"Different thing."
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"I saw that you recently won"
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"Hello, Ben."
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