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Clips from Family Guy - The Big Bang Theory (S09E09)

"I mean, look at your track record."
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"Nine divorces."
Family Guy
"Do you really enjoy being"
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"Carol Pewterschmidt-Johnson- Carrington-Stone-O'Craggity..."
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"Canseco-Shteinholtz- Washington-Proudfoot-Fong?"
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"Look, I know I have a bit of a checkered past,"
Family Guy
"but I believe in love at first sight."
Family Guy
"Hey, Lois, I didn't flush. I want you to come see it."
Family Guy
"Looks like the Starbucks mermaid."
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"Peter, Carol is marrying Mayor West."
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"Say hello to your future brother-in-law."
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"Brother?"
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"I don't know those other two words, but brother?"
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"I'm going to have a brother?"
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"Well, what we're discussing is whether or not marriage"
Family Guy
"is a smart move for Carol at this point in time."
Family Guy
"I was hoping you might be able to weigh in."
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"I'm going to have a brother!"
Family Guy
"- over the rules of a game we made up? - Yep!"
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"Five points. I win."
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"That's not fair. You weren't touching the bush."
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"I was too touching the bush... Oh, cool, this rock has mica."
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"Let me see!"
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"Don't touch it. It's worth money!"
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"- I didn't know you rode bikes. - I didn't know you rode bikes."
Family Guy
"Let's go butts-up and fast."
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"Oh, no! Patch of sand."
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"Oh, my God! Are you all right?"
Family Guy
"Are you sure? That was a wicked wipeout."
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"I'm fine. Can we just keep riding bikes, please?"
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"Thanks for coming to dinner, Lois."
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"I know you have mixed feelings about this."
Family Guy
"'Cause if you say "Beetlejuice" three times,"
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"then Beetle... Oh, that was a close call."
Family Guy
"Oh, Carol."
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"This is the tenth one."
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"Oh, Lois."
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"Life is full of big decisions."
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"Like deciding whether or not"
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"you're going to have time to masturbate."
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"Peter, I'm going to run and pick up Stewie."
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"Well, which is it?"
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"It's like I told you, Lois."
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"This time it's different."
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"Adam is the most kind and attentive man I've ever known."
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"'Cause I remember you saying the same exact thing about Evan."
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"Isn't that right, Evan?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I do remember her saying that about me."
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"Evan. What are you doing here?"
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"I brought him."
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"We bonded over the Red Sox one time,"
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"How about those Red Sox, Peter?"
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"Yeah, how about 'em, Evan? They exist."
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"How about last season, huh?"
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"- Yep. - How about next season?"
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"We'll see."
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"Ho ho, I'm going to hold you to that."
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"Oh, God, not that guy."
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"He always comes bearing really inconvenient gifts."
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"Hey, you guys."
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"Peter, I brought you some saltwater tropical fish."
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"Now, you got to feed 'em every two hours,"
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"and I fed 'em an hour ago."
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"Uh, all right. You got the food?"
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"No, I don't have the food."
Family Guy
"You get that at a tropical fish store."
Family Guy
"- It's 9:30 at night. - Well, you better get going."
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"Son of a bitch."
Family Guy
"And then there was your third husband, Doggie Daddy,"
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"but you couldn't make it work"
Family Guy
"'cause he had that son from a previous marriage."
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"- Hey, Carol. - Oh, hey."
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"Just want to let you know,"
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"Auggie's all grown up now, out of the house."
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"So... You know..."
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"Anyway, I'm around."
Family Guy
"This is really insensitive of you, Lois."
Family Guy
"Do you have any idea how difficult it is"
Family Guy
"for me to see my ex-husbands?"
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"That's my point, Carol."
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"This is the kind of pain I'm trying to spare you"
Family Guy
"from experiencing all over again."
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"Why can't you just let me be happy with the man I love?"
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"Carol, if you marry him, you're just going to get hurt again."
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"Is that what you want?"
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"Well... No."
Family Guy
"Look at these men."
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"Are you psychologically able"
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"to deal with this pain a tenth time?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Lois, you're right."
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"Adam... I'm sorry."
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"What?"
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"B... But, Carol..."
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"I'm so sorry, Adam."
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"I think you sh... should go now, Lois."
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"I... I can't."
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"Hey... No, yeah. No, I know it's late."
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"I just need some tropical fish food."
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"Come on, where the hell am I supposed to go?!"
Family Guy
"You're in there!"
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"I'm going to take care of you,"
Family Guy
"'cause I know one day you'll do the same for me."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, but your friend doesn't have insurance."
Family Guy
"I don't care what it costs. Just make this man well again."
Family Guy
"Some weather we're having."
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"Okay. I was recently in Munich."
Family Guy
"Did you ever notice how the government buildings there"
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"are quite well-maintained?"
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"Okay. We have no guest."
Family Guy
"Oh, how you holding up, Carol?"
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"Not so good."
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"Look, I know you're depressed about Mayor West,"
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"but I promise you made the right decision."
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"Just give yourself some time,"
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"and I'm sure you'll feel much better about it."
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"She says that to Meg a lot, so that's not good."
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"You're probably right."
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"Oh, well."
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"I guess I just better go call all my friends"
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