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Clips from Family Guy - The Big Bang Theory (S09E09)

"that Gwen Stefani was a grandmother,"
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"you might not even bat an eye."
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"What the devil? What's going on?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Stewie."
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"for a little while, so she's going to need your room."
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"Who the hell do you think you are?"
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"We're not going to fit through there."
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"Oh, my God, it's going right through."
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"I... I got to get better at shapes."
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"Hey, Stewie. You going to sleep in here with us?"
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"Is this how you spend your free time, fat-ass?"
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"Lying half-naked on a bed in black socks"
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"at 11:30 in the morning?"
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"You want to play with one of Daddy's socks?"
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"No, what... What an odd request."
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"Ah, the first one's always hard."
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"There we go."
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"The second one's easier, 'cause... toes."
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"There you go."
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"Create an adventure with that."
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"Hey, need some help with those bags?"
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"Ooh, well, yes. Thank you so much."
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"Oh, it's my pleasure, Lois's recently divorced sister."
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"When I heard you were coming to town,"
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"How you doing?"
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"You may have heard that my husband left me."
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"- I mean, it can't always be my fault, right? - Uh-huh."
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"- You know, at first I thought what I needed... - Uh-huh."
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"- Was the immediate loving physical touch of a new man. - Uh-huh, yeah."
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"But now I know what I really need is a friend"
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"I mean, how come men always feel like they can just use a woman?"
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"- You know? - Yeah."
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"- We're people. - Uh-huh, right."
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"- It's like they all have the same mindset. - Mm-hmm, uh-huh."
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"- It's all about sex, sex, sex. - Uh-huh. Yeah."
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"Twenty feet that way, please."
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"Oh, it's so great to see you kids."
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"Here. I brought you all gifts from Texas."
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"Meg, this is a bar of soap with a scorpion in it."
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"Stewie, this is a lollipop with a desert spider in it."
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"And Chris, this is a comb made out of an armadillo shell."
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"Now, just don't use it to comb your hair"
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"and make promises to women you won't keep."
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"Well, if you all don't mind,"
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"Look who the (bleep)'s talking."
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"I'm sorry, sweetheart."
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"It... It's just that she's my sister."
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"No wonder her husbands all left her."
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"She has such low self-esteem that every time a man shows her"
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"she rushes into something serious"
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"and gets her heart broken like a teenage girl."
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"Hey, Tyler. You on your way to algebra?"
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"Yeah, I'll see you there."
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"You're awful!"
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"The preceding joke was brought to you by: Men."
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"♪ Men. ♪"
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"♪ We don't know what we did! ♪"
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"Lois, thanks again for letting me stay here."
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"You can't imagine how it feels"
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"to have your heart broken so many times."
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"Aunt Carol, Mom says you'd make a great Florida whore."
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"Oh, Chris, I said that about Kate Hudson."
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"You know, I always thought I'd be a good Florida whore."
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"Thanks to you, my hair stays like this when we stop."
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"Mayor West? What are you doing here?"
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"I'm being a rascal"
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"and ringing people's doorbells and running away."
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"Then, what are you still doing here?"
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"It's my first house. I'm not very good at this."
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"Hello."
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"Well, dot dot dot, hello."
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"Lois, aren't you going to introduce me"
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"to your handsome friend?"
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"Handsome?"
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"Wow!"
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"Oh, uh, sure."
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"Carol, this is our town's mayor, Adam West."
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"Mayor West, this is my sister Carol."
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"Well, hubba-hubba ding-ding, who invented this thing?"
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"I bet you say that to all the girls."
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"Only the ones I'm about to ask to Friendly's for a Fribble."
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"Uh, Carol, given your present situation,"
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"it's possible that dating"
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"Actually, Lois, I think it's exactly what I need."
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"Hooray, it's a date!"
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"But we mustn't let the local nobleman find out."
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"Oh, no, we're too late."
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"Oh, no!"
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"You ever wonder what a seagull tastes like?"
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"You know, I actually have."
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"And it's not good."
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"It's great!"
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"Wow, Adam. I just have to tell you,"
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"I'm... I'm having a terrific time."
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"Me, too, Carol. That was a great idea you had,"
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"See? We're already making each other better people."
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"Carol, I want to make this a night you'll never forget."
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"- Oh, my. - Right?"
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"Ready to go when you are, sir!"
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"How was your date, you guys?"
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"Oh, Lois, it was wonderful."
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"Well, it's not over yet."
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"What do you mean?"
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"You're right, Carol. It was a wonderful date."
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"Carol Yastrzemski..."
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"Will you marry me?"
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"- What? - Oh, Adam."
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"Yes, yes! Adam, I will!"
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"Carol, what are you doing?"
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"Are you crazy?"
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"You can't just jump right back into..."
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"Lois, this is my life."
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"I will marry you, Mayor Adam West!"
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"Oh, great!"
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"I can't wait to tell the gals at my singles group."
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"Ah, come on. This is the goal, isn't it?"
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"Carol, I'm really not sure"
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"you should be rushing into another marriage right now."
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"Well, Lois, I appreciate your input,"
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"but I'm capable of making my own decisions."
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