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Clips from Family Guy - The Big Bang Theory (S09E09)

"♪ all the things that make us ♪"
Family Guy
"We now return to a later-season episode of Family Ties."
Family Guy
"- I have a date with my boyfriend. - Well, uh, have fun."
Family Guy
"Not too good. Jason left me."
Family Guy
"- Oh, you know, just hanging out. - Peter, give me the phone."
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"I always wanted a brother or sister,"
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"Stop it this instant!"
Family Guy
"Only circles can fit through that rectangular doorway."
Family Guy
"What... Do I want to... No, what..."
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"Ah, come on, fella."
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"- Carol, you're here. - Hi, Lois."
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"Oh, it's so wonderful to see you."
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"Well, not so good."
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"- to just sit and listen to my problems. - Mm-hmm, uh-huh, uh-huh."
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"- I don't think that's too much to ask. - No, uh..."
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"- I mean, we have feelings. - Uh-huh."
Family Guy
"And there's so much more to life than that."
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"I probably just won't use it."
Family Guy
"Mom, she's so sad and lonely."
Family Guy
"Well, that's what her problem is."
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"the slightest glimmer of attention,"
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"What does that mean?"
Family Guy
"Well, I don't really have any plans this afternoon."
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"might not be such a good idea right now."
Family Guy
"Ah! I must bless this coupling with my soggy English penis."
Family Guy
"Come hither, that I may sire thee a dreary Brit!"
Family Guy
"I used to wonder, but now I know."
Family Guy
"about walking parallel to the water."
Family Guy
"It makes for a longer walk."
Family Guy
"Oh, by the way, I should tell you I've got aides."
Family Guy
"Poor guys. They both have AIDS."
Family Guy
"Not okay!"
Family Guy
"Now let's hear your fake laugh."
Family Guy
"I wish it didn't have to end."
Family Guy
"And I want to have a million more,"
Family Guy
"every night of the week for the rest of my life."
Family Guy
"Oh, please, let that be your last name..."
Family Guy
"And this is what I want."
Family Guy
"Are you sure?"
Family Guy
"- You serious? - That's right, Peter."
Family Guy
"Hey Adam, want to go get in a fight"
Family Guy
"I'm fine. Let's just keep riding bikes."
Family Guy
"I was worried you'd say no."
Family Guy
"Actually, I was worried you'd say "Beetlejuice" three times."
Family Guy
"I would never miss any of your meet-the-fiancé dinners."
Family Guy
"Well, Carol, I'm just saying it's a big decision."
Family Guy
"I'll be back in five or ten minutes."
Family Guy
"Lois, you didn't tell me you were bringing Evan here."
Family Guy
"and now he's got to bring it up every time I see him."
Family Guy
"Look, I see what you're trying to do, Lois."
Family Guy
"And then there was your second husband, Randall,"
Family Guy
"who you called your soul mate."
Family Guy
"I can't marry you."
Family Guy
"My husband took the car."
Family Guy
"Thank you, fish."
Family Guy
"We now return to Germany's most popular late-night talk show,"
Family Guy
"Still Awake with Otto von Stade."
Family Guy
"Good night."
Family Guy
"I just wanted to return Peter's Bedazzler."
Family Guy
"Tell him I never even opened the box."
Family Guy
"That's right."
Family Guy
"I've decided to move to Alaska and become an Eskimo."
Family Guy
"Alaska?"
Family Guy
"But that's so far away."
Family Guy
"And the summers are so short."
Family Guy
"- Yay. - Summer's here."
Family Guy
"Adam and I were going to be brothers forever,"
Family Guy
"so you can have a playmate."
Family Guy
"Oh, come on, Peter."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"But this is an ad campaign for a Nissan SUV."
Family Guy
"- How does that possibly...? - Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil."
Family Guy
"That... That's it right there."
Family Guy
"Aw, I wanted that one."
Family Guy
"I am so sorry, you guys."
Family Guy
"I'm flying a plane to Alaska."
Family Guy
"I never even heard of this place an hour ago,"
Family Guy
"Quagmire's flying to Alaska?"
Family Guy
"Oh, I get what you're driving at."
Family Guy
"Quagmire, I want you to crash that plane."
Family Guy
"Yeah, making all those high-pitched"
Family Guy
"- "mew mew" noises and everything. - I love them already."
Family Guy
"We're going to have to return to the terminal."
Family Guy
"and then I'll... I'll... And then I do,"
Family Guy
"The bride and groom have written their own vows."
Family Guy
"Adam, from the first day I met you,"
Family Guy
"I knew that we were meant to be together."
Family Guy
"I know I've said that before..."
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"Giggity."
Family Guy
"and I'll be proud to be your wife."
Family Guy
"Oh, Adam."
Family Guy
"I now pronounce you husband and wife."
Family Guy
"Oh, Peter, I'm so happy for the both of them."
Family Guy
"Ha. Stand much?"
Family Guy
"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ on which we used to rely? ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Lucky there's a family guy. ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Family Guy 9x16 ♪ Brothers & Sisters Original Air Date on April 17, 2011"
Family Guy
"Elise, have you noticed how puberty has changed Jennifer?"
Family Guy
"You are to gather grapes for wine"
Family Guy
"and prepare victuals for my return."
Family Guy
"- Griffin residence. - Oh, hi, Peter."
Family Guy
"Who is this? How do you know my name?"
Family Guy
"Give me back my son!"
Family Guy
"Peter, it's Carol, your sister-in-law."
Family Guy
"Carol, how the hell are you?"
Family Guy
"It's going to be my ninth divorce."
Family Guy
"Carol, hi. What's up?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, that's terrible."
Family Guy
"Well, you know, Carol sweetie, we are always here for you."
Family Guy
"Boy, Carol's lucky to have a sister like Lois."
Family Guy
"You're telling me."
Family Guy
"but instead I got a bro-ster."
Family Guy
"Hey, Peter, you want to see my peginas?"
Family Guy
"Uh... I... I... I don't know."
Family Guy
"I'm just saying that if you read somewhere"
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