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Clips from The Office - Costume Contest (S07E07)

"Must really make you think, Michael."
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"That we're thinking about it."
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"The best ideas are gonna come to me."
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"Darryl brings it to Michael. Michael brings it to me."
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"It was better down in the warehouse, you know?"
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"I worked at the student newspaper,"
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"The Cornell daily sun. This was at Cornell."
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"I didn't want to become editor of that paper."
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"Public school."
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"[scattered applause] really?"
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"It's kind a bad ass, right?"
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"Stanley just drunk OJ out of my mug"
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"and didn't seem to realize that wasn't his hot coffee,"
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"so the question has to be asked..."
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"Is there no limit to what he won't notice?"
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"Hmm, thank you."
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"As you may have heard, our branch on the planet Jupiter"
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"Is up 8,000% in sales."
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"It is 5:00."
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"I will see you all tomorrow."
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"Bye, Stanley. Love you."
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"Good night, everybody."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"Are you making with that costume, Kevin?"
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"Well, the statement that I'm making, Oscar,"
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"[phone ringing]"
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"- Dunder-Mifflin, the is Erin."
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"Happy Halloween."
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"How can I haunt you today?"
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"A lot of people are really"
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"Getting into Halloween this year."
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"[high-pitched] six seconds, MacGruber!"
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"And a Ouija board."
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"People are really into the costume contest this year."
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"Maybe you've heard of it."
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"The 2011 Scranton/Wilkes-barre coupon book,"
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"Worth over $15,000 in savings."
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"Stop."
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"If I was the real Scranton strangler,"
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"You'd be so strangled by now."
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"And if you're out there, strangler,"
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"You will get caught."
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"By me."
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"To my chickens, I'm the Scranton strangler."
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"Oh-ho. That's very funny."
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"- What? - You're only 1/3 as beautiful"
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"And it makes more sense when I'm standing next to Popeye,"
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"I am Popeye."
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"Even when I was a kid, it just felt like something"
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"Pam hands me this little number."
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"Or this whole place blows up."
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"MacGruber!"
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"Lame."
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"Oh, here we go."
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"Because they need to grip the broom."
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"[Michael laughs]"
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"- Oh! Who likes to water-ski on Lake Erie?"
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"Where does Dracula like to water ski?"
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"When our warehouse workers make deliveries,"
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"And then they will split those commissions with sales."
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"On the road? That is correct."
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"- Has anyone started calling you Gabe-wad yet?"
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"Not here, no."
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"- Gabe-wad."
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"Blacula."
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"Oh, so..."
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"I almost forgot."
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"You'll find this hilarious."
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"Apparently, corporate is going to have"
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"That's like exactly sort of the idea that you had."
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"I blew this."
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"I'm just glad we're gonna try it out."
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"Really? We're good?"
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"We're cool."
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"[laughs] okay. What's that in your shirt?"
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"Thought you might hit me."
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"Darryl Philbin is the greatest guy"
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"In the world."
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"And you know what I'd like?"
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"I would like to have all the racists"
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"Brought together"
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"And take Darryl Philbin out to lunch."
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"Just to see what they're missing."
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"It's a great stick, right?"
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"It's really good. Classic."
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"To get $15,000 worth of benefits."
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"No."
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"- No, it... - no."
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"Um, excuse me, everyone."
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"Public school at exit 11?"
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"A-plus."
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"So...You're all on the list."
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"- Hey, man, can I get a plus-five?"
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"It's all guys."
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"Hey, what's the crowd like, Danny?"
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"[whispering] I don't think that she would leave Jim"
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"I don't know. They're both handsome."
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"Most like that of her father."
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"Does anyone remember what her dad smelled like?"
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"- I think he... - hey, hey, gang, quiet."
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"Heard he used to date Pam."
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"So, four years ago,"
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"When I was in Stanford, Connecticut"
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"Pam went on two dates with Danny."
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"Given how much people are walking on eggshells around us."
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"Doesn't have that great a time,"
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"And Romeo doesn't call back after two dates."
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"But I've learned to love again."
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"And he looks so handsome in his uniform."
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"Please. No, I'm not gonna... no."
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"Tuna."
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"If you want us to skip this party..."
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"I don't care."
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"I am never gonna forget"
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"I forget nothing."
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"You know what eleph... buh... this..."
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"But it also sucks for us,"
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"Because we don't get invited to a ton of Halloween parties."
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"Yeah, and, like, everyone's gonna be there."
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