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Clips from The Office - Costume Contest (S07E07)

"I don't know..."
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"That's not yours."
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"What's a seven letter word for purse?"
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"Okay."
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"- Shh. Shh-shh."
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"[snickering]"
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"All right, everybody. Take a seat."
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"Hold up. That clock is slow."
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"So long, Stanley."
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"So what kind of statement"
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"Is I kind of look like Michael Moore."
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"[high-pitched] two seconds, MacGruber!"
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"Including a costume contest and bobbing for apples"
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"MacGruber!"
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"Sounds like someone's really trying to convince us"
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"Looks like someone decided to dress up"
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"But Jim doesn't want to put his costume on."
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"I've never really been a costume guy."
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"And then, this morning,"
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"No."
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"[laughs]"
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"We will be reviewing our sales policies."
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"No, what..."
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"They're gonna be encouraged to offer clients"
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"Wait, so drivers are gonna be able to sell paper"
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"Okay, guys, fun is fun, but..."
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"Drivers sell paper on their routes now."
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"Yes, I do remember saying something like that to you."
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"Yeah."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Oh, that's a ream of paper."
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"Everyone realizes this coupon book"
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"You'd have to spend $200,000 on crap you don't even need"
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"Heh, I'm not the only one who sees this, right?"
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"I get that. I get that."
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"I want to invite you all to the Halloween party"
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"You own a bar?"
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"Our age?"
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"Okay."
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"For Danny."
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"Pam is gonna choose whoever has a scent"
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"Here she comes."
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"Did you hear about that Danny guy?"
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"He's a cartoon sailor. [scoffs] no."
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"Tuna."
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"This sucks for Jim, right?"
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"Stanley, Phyllis, Angela,"
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"Darryl, creed's a maybe."
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"If you're gonna do your job well here..."
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"Let me put my shoes on."
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"Same button as you hit before."
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"So what happened?"
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"Oh."
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"Corporate stole nothing."
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"No, he didn't go behind my back,"
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"He went over my head."
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"It was a good idea, though."
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"Maybe we could do it..."
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"- Oh, for sure. - We're just, like,"
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"Jim and Pam really don't want you to go?"
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"Okay? Okay."
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"Okay."
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"In the middle of the day!"
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"Guys, you're arguing over a 1 in 16 chance."
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"Over a prize worth... 40 bucks."
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"I mean, I don't even want to give Pam a compliment"
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"Garbage magnet. Garbage magnet."
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"And then I take it to Gabe."
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"Chain of command. Do you understand?"
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"Well, Gabe asked me if there were any really cool"
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"Lady gaga moves that he could do for the catwalk,"
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"Okay."
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"It's not even a history. Exactly."
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"Well, great."
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"- Mm-mm."
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"I just made Kevin cry."
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"And Gabe looks like lady gaga."
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"So my head and my face have taken a beating."
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"Well, I'm sorry if it seems that way to you."
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"And I fixed it."
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"Sookie!"
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"I'm a rational consumer."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Got to get in on this."
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"I work in the warehouse."
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"Do you know who I am?"
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"What's a bad idea?"
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"And thank God I'm not Darryl."
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"♪ get a jolt from my electrode ♪"
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"♪ the monster mash ♪"
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"I present to you the "rational consumer.""
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"As it were."
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"♪ Igor on chains backed by his baying hounds ♪"
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"Slow. Nice and slow, honey, yeah."
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"Of all the other costumes, okay?"
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"He says no."
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"Ah, Darryl moved it. You moved it."
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"No."
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"Let's just say I saw"
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"Exactly what the two of you wanted me to see."
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"I know how to sit on a fence."
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"Hell, I can even sleep on a fence."
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""h". No."
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"Oh."
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"An asset."
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"Aah! Aah!"
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"I don't think it's gonna work out the way you think."
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"Even if you don't work hard."
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"Are you serious?"
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"So you had the number right."
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"I'd remember talking about Jim."
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"And it's one of those things"
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"I got it."
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"You thought I was a little dorky."
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"Okay."
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"To get Michael's approval"
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"Thank you."
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"Okay, well, obviously,"
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"Then my door is open to that."
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"Gabe listened to me."
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