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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Pulled Groin Extrapolation (S05E05)

"Uh, sure. That'd be nice."
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"They're kind of the Brad and Angelina of the Primatology Department."
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"- He behaved like a child the entire time. - It's not my fault."
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"You said there'd be other scientists there my age."
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"Doesn't matter. You're out. He's in."
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"No date to the prom, two dates to a wedding."
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"Hmm, how times change."
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"Ha, ha, you have to go to a wedding."
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"- Could you get it? - I said I'm getting it!"
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"- Fine, I'll get it. - I got it!"
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"Oh, hi."
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"Hey."
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"I don't wanna fight."
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"I was just surprised when you sprung the living-with-your-mom stuff on me."
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"Yeah, well, I'm sorry I didn't run it by you first."
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"I don't know who you're talking to, but in or out!"
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"We don't need bugs!"
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"...because you're their queen!"
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"Listen, how about this?"
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"Before we make any decision about where we live, we have a trial run."
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"- Your mom would be okay with that? - Sure, she would."
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"Ma, do you mind if Bernadette stays here this weekend?"
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"Hey, if she's willing to give the milk away for free..."
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"...who am I to say no?"
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"See? She's good with it."
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"Frankly, after all your sleepovers with the little brown boy..."
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"...a girl is a big relief."
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"All these years, I've been so wrong."
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"The tinier the train, the more concentrated the fun."
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"Can you explain why a brilliant man likes playing with toy trains?"
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"Not without cutting his head open, no."
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"Really? For a wedding?"
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"You're right. My cheek bones and beckoning pelvis..."
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"...already have a certain "Hello, sailor" quality."
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"I'm ready."
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"Aw."
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"So handsome."
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"Like James Bond."
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"Better than James Bond because he's tinier."
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"I got you this to give to me."
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"That's more of a prom thing."
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"My mom paid my cousin to take me but he just used the money to buy drugs."
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"Put the corsage on her."
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"Amy, this is for you, heh."
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"When you're done copping a feel, that goes on my wrist."
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"All aboard. Woo-woo!"
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"It's official. I'm an HO trainiac."
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"So dinner went nice."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I guess."
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"Does your mother always cut your meat for you?"
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"Only when it's fatty."
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"Bernadette, I found the extra head for the Water Pik..."
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"...if you wanna use it."
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"I'm okay, Mrs. Wolowitz."
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"You sure? I just squirted half a brisket out of my teeth."
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"Hey, Ma, how about a little privacy?"
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"Oh, I know what that means. Hubba-hubba."
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"- Okay. - Heh."
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"Let me know when you're done canoodling."
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"Mommy needs a foot rub."
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"Do a little dance"
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"Get down tonight"
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"Do a little dance"
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"Make a little love"
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"Get down tonight"
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"Would you like to dance?"
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"No, thank you. I'm really not much of a dancer."
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"You're not exactly winning any trophies as a conversationalist, either."
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"I'm sorry. The bride and groom seem happy."
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"...of socially-approved copulation ahead of them."
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"In some cultures, we'd stand outside their room..."
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"...cheering as they achieved orgasm."
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"That sounds like a late night, and I have work in the morning, so..."
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"Leonard, you may not have noticed, but I am being a delight here."
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"You're not holding up your end of the evening."
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"I'm sorry. This wedding just reminds me..."
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"...of my kind-of-sort-of girlfriend 9000 miles away."
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"I have a kind-of-sort-of boyfriend playing with a model train right now."
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"A word of advice. Moody self-obsession is only attractive..."
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"...in men who can play guitar and are considerably taller than you."
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"I'm not moody, I'm fun."
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"Do you have any evidence to support that statement?"
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"Well, hey, I'm just as much fun as you are."
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"Really? Are you willing to draw a mustache..."
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"...on your finger as a conversational icebreaker?"
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"I am."
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"Okay, fine. What do you suggest?"
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"We just had a lovely meal."
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"The band is on fire."
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"And you're sitting next to a beautiful woman wearing whorish makeup."
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"Why don't we head out on the floor..."
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"...and see if I can sweat through these dress shields?"
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"Don't worry, I'll lead."
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"Howard?"
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"- Ready for bed? - No. I need to brush my teeth..."
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"...but your mother's been in the bathroom for an hour."
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"Oh, yeah, she sometimes has problems doing her business."
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"Ma, give up!"
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"Tonight's not your night!"
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"You don't know that, I just sat down!"
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"Come on, take a break."
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"Bernadette needs to brush her teeth."
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"She can come in and brush her teeth. I'm not embarrassed."
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"Problem solved."
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"No, it's not. I'm not going in there."
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"Oh, come on, honey. She's just sitting in there reading a magazine."
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"You can't see anything. I go in all the time."
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"Ha! The eagle has landed."
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"And we have splash down."
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"Wait here. I'm gonna go light a candle."
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"- There we go, last floor. - I just can't figure out what happened."
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"I put my left leg in, and something just snapped."
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"The Hokey-Pokey is a young man's game."
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"I did have a great time."
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"Thank you for reminding me it's okay to have fun once in a while."
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"You're welcome."
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"Also for breaking the head off the ice swan..."
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"...so I could hold it against my pulled groin."
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"I excel at spatial reasoning, and I had a hunch..."
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"...that the graceful slope of its neck would cradle your genitals nicely."
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