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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Pulled Groin Extrapolation (S05E05)

"Uh, which is closer to the new train store in Monrovia?"
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"Now I'm thinking about what I read."
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"...of Dr. Moranelli and Dr. Gustufson this Friday."
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"- Wouldn't you rather bring Sheldon? - I would..."
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"...but the last wedding we went to was a disaster."
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"You know, stay here for a weekend, see what it's like."
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"You're a brain scientist."
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"Oh, sweetie, guests don't normally wear corsages to a wedding."
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"I never went to my prom."
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"Well, don't be jealous, babe."
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"Someday, you'll get to cut it for me."
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"- Oh, God. - Relax, it'll be fine."
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"Make a little love"
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"Why shouldn't they be? They have a feverish night..."
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"You don't hear me bitching about it."
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"Once again, I'm really not much of a dancer."
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"Hang on, ahem."
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"And then we make passionate love."
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"I put my left leg in, I took my left leg out."
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"Ames, hi. How was the wedding?"
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"- How was yours? - Not bad."
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"...how to help a guy loosen up and have a good time."
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"Good morning, handsome."
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"- Is there any butter? Heh. - It's butter-flavored syrup."
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"- Who wants the last dumpling? - Ooh, me."
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"Penny, a moment."
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"We just had Thai food."
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"In that culture, the last morsel is called the krengjai piece."
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"Thank you all for this high honor."
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"I've seen pictures of your mother. Keep eating."
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"All right, honey, if we're gonna make the movie, we should go."
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"This may be hard for you to hear..."
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"...but when I say "honey," I mean my fiancée."
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"Yeah, well, now it means her."
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"It's okay if he wants to come."
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"Fine. But next time, we get a sitter."
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"- I gotta to work. I'll walk down with you. - Wait."
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"The movie theater or The Cheesecake Factory?"
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"Neither of them are close."
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"I guess it doesn't matter which one of you drives me."
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"Let's play a fun guessing game to see who gets to take me."
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"All right. This four-letter word describes either a printer's type size..."
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"...or a compulsion to eat dirt."
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"- Okay, I'm not driving him. - Penny, don't give up, you can get this."
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"Aren't you going with Sheldon?"
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"No, I have no interest in model trains, stores that sell them..."
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"...nor their heart-breaking clientele."
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"Oh, well, I have some work to do, so..."
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"I can't imagine that would disturb me. Carry on."
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"Okay. Wouldn't you be more comfortable at home?"
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"Not really, no."
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"Alrighty then. I guess I'll just get started."
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"Please, I don't need the running commentary."
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"- Amy? - Yo."
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"- You okay? - Oh, sure."
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"- I thought you were reading. - I was."
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"You all right, Leonard? You seem very uncomfortable."
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"I... I'm fine."
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"Should I go?"
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"I've been told sometimes I overstay my welcome."
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"What...? Who told you that?"
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"Well, most recently, my gynecologist."
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"Oh, you stay as long as you'd like."
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"I'm glad to hear you say that because I'm having a wonderful time."
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"Hmm. I said the same thing to my gynecologist."
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"What are you gonna get at the train store, Sheldon?"
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"They're having a lecture."
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""HO gage railroading."
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"Half the size of O gage, but twice the fun.""
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"It's a very controversial topic."
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"- Which side do you come down on? - I'll let you know after tonight."
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"Unlike some people, I'm going in with an open mind."
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"Who am I kidding?"
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"Of course we all know it's O gage or no gage."
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"Can you believe grown men sit around and play with toy trains? Heh."
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"That's big talk..."
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"...for a man with a closet full of magic tricks at his mother's house."
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"First of all, they're not tricks. They're illusions."
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"Secondly, when we get married, they're all going up in the attic..."
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"...so you can have that closet for clothes."
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"Why would I keep clothes at your mother's house?"
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"Well, don't think of it that way."
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"Once we move in, it'll be our house."
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"Is she moving out?"
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"Why would she move out? It's her house."
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"Hang on. You seriously think I'm gonna live with your mother?"
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"Yes, Bernadette, that's exactly what he thinks."
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"Why not? It's a great house, plenty of room."
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"If we have kids, Mom's there to help. When she tells "The Three Little Pigs"..."
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"...she actually has hair on her chinny chin chin."
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"I'm not gonna live with your mother. Not now, not ever."
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"Wow, someone obviously has some mommy issues."
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"Raj, take me home."
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"Don't listen to her. Go to the movie theater."
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"- Take me home now. - Movie theater."
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"Okay, everybody, calm down. There is a simple solution here."
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"Raj, take me to the train store..."
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"...and then I don't care what you people do."
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"How was your shower?"
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"Good, good."
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"Just out of curiosity, what time do you usually go to bed?"
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"Oh, I'm up all night. I'm like a possum."
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"Boy, you were not liked in high school, were you?"
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"- Not really. Is that my yearbook? - Mm-hm."
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""Dear Leonard, you're really good at science."
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"Maybe one day you'll come up with a cure for being a dork.""
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"It wasn't spray-painting a lightning bolt on my briefcase."
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"- I can tell you that. - If it makes you feel any better..."
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"...the only person who signed my yearbook was my mother."
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"Aw."
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""Dear Amy, self-respect and a hymen are better than friends and fun. Love, Mom.""
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"Well, you can add Jerry's Junction to the list of train stores..."
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"...Sheldon Cooper will never set foot in again."
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"- Rough night, Casey Jones? - You don't know the half of it."
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"It was billed as a lively give-and-take on the merits of model-train sizes."
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"But it was actually a set-up..."
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"...to intimidate weak-minded, spineless rubes into buying HO starter sets."
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"- What's in the bag? - I don't wanna talk about it."
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"But it's not a spine, I'll tell you that."
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"I had a delightful evening. We should do this again sometime."
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