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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017) - Episode #2.6 (S02E02)

"[as Dupin] Hey, everybody, those half-cat murder birds have recruited accomplices."
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"[brays]"
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"[woman] Oh, he's strutting."
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"We're out of places to hide."
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"The term comes from very old plays."
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"or in the original Latin, "deus ex machina.""
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"Is that my secretary? Jacquelyn, what are you doing here?"
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"- Eh. - [Larry] Mrs. Morrow?"
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"Look in your hearts and ask yourselves, what do you really want?"
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"To burn children!"
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"They're coming. How far to the hot air mobile home?"
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"- How? - [woman] Burn those kids!"
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"[as Olaf] You're out of buildings to hide behind, orphans."
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"- Baudelaires! I'm so glad you made it! - I hope you don't mind extra passengers!"
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"- You first. - We'll be right behind you."
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"or we'll have to find other orphans to do our chores!"
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"And burn."
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"[Hector on megaphone] Do your own chores!"
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"Or take turns according to a fair schedule."
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"The aphorism is, "It takes a village to raise a child,""
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"[as Dupin] Birdland! Groove on this."
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"I am deputizing the whole kit and caboodle."
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"- There's no water. - They don't know that."
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"Stand back! She's got a hose."
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"That's right! So if you want to stay dry, stay back."
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"Although this truck is a 1956 International R190,"
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"can be shot out at a rate of 1,600 pounds per square inch."
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"- What if you hit one of the children? - It's cool, big daddy."
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"This time I'll hit a handyman."
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"- [Mr. Poe sighs] - [Klaus] They're almost to the top."
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"What are you waiting for? Shoot!"
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"- No! - What are you doing?"
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"What friends are for."
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"Darling, calm down."
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"I will hit a balloon or an orphan."
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"Officer Luciana, is that harpoon gun mechanical?"
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"She's breaking rule number 67!"
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"[as Dupin] She's capturing murderers, you square!"
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"this is all the information about the real VFD!"
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"You helped us, Baudelaires. I hope we can help you."
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"[mob gasps]"
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"- Goodbye. - Goodbye, Quagmires."
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"- [mob gasps] - A stupid bird? A stupid bird?"
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"[as Luciana] Stop in the name of the law!"
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"Stop in the name of the law!"
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"[as Olaf] No..."
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"Where do you think you're going?"
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"It seems unwise to burn anyone now that you've lost your fire truck."
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"Another mechanical device?"
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"Eat my dust!"
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"- No, citizens. - [caws softly]"
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"[theme music playing]"
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"♪ Look away, look away ♪"
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"♪ This show will wreck your evening Your whole life and your day ♪"
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"♪ You might hope that things improve But that ship has sailed ♪"
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"♪ Just look away, look away ♪"
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"♪ Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" And they will say ♪"
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"♪ Look away, look away ♪"
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"I'm afraid I have some bad news that you will not like to hear,"
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"I heard Count Olaf was murdered in his jail cell last night."
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"That's bad news. I was excited to burn him at the stake."
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"What is bad news to one person might be good news to someone else."
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"And sometimes, what seems like good news..."
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"Olaf hasn't been murdered at all. That's Jacques Snicket."
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"[Lemony] ...might actually be something full of sadness, misery and grief."
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"My name is Lemony Snicket."
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"The story of the Baudelaire orphans haunts me"
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"But you have no reason to be as haunted as I am."
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"Look away. This is nothing you ought to see."
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"Let's go, children. This is nothing you ought to see."
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"Not so fast, daddy-o."
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"Suspects? If anyone did this, it was you."
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"Your name isn't Dupin, it's..."
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"Silence in the crowd! Gather round!"
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"There have been a lot of emergency meetings lately."
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"I'm fallin' behind on my stories."
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"It's imperative that we discuss this most mysterious murder."
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""Imperative" means "absolutely necessary," Esmé."
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"My name is not Esmé. It's Sarah Petunia Alexandra Maryellen."
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"- Is that what she said yesterday? - But you call me Officer Luciana."
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"and I make sure Jacques was safe in his cell last night."
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"[stutters] It's my nickname for Count Olaf."
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"Oh."
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"and stars a detective with a funny voice."
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"But lucky for you cats, I'm a peachy detective with a face for TV"
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"and I've already cracked this Popsicle case."
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"But you know that Count Omar was far from innocent."
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"Count Olaf."
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"Yes, see? Even the name gives the shivers."
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"That bushy eyebrow and tattoo of that eye on his ankle."
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"That doesn't make sense."
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"[gasps]"
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"And that police officer is Esmé Squalor."
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"[crowd gasps]"
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"They kidnapped the Quagmires and now they murdered Jacques Snicket."
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"These kittens have flipped. I am a groovy man of the law, man."
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"because they are, in fact, 100%..."
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"the murderers."
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"These Baudelaires can't be the murderers. They're children."
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"Detective, you must have evidence for this startling and handsome accusation."
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"[Olaf] Correcto, lady cop."
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"It's just not cool to accuse people of murder without having evidence."
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"Lucky for you, I'm a great detective and I found some."
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"[playing jazz music]"
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"They come into your village, sneak into your jail."
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"They kill and they pillage. With the help of these!"
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"[scats] Blue bird. Blue sky. Blueberry pie. Uh-uh."
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"Uh, what is that thing?"
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"[crowd gasps]"
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"Oh, yeah. A device of mechanics so mean,"
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"And snuffed out the light of Count Olaf, um, in the night."
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"- That's very shocking. - He's wrong."
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"So these blueprints and mechanical device are not yours?"
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"The spunky sister is right. These two aren't murderers."
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"- That means "helper of murderers." - We know what "accomplice" means!"
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"I'm talking about tooth marks on Count Olaf's body."
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"is none urder than Sunny Baudelaire!"
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"[gasps]"
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"That can't be right. I'll admit she has unusually sharp teeth, but..."
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"A killer baby with deadly teeth. Dig those choppers, man."
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