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Clips from Family Guy - Breaking Out Is Hard to Do (S04E04)

"He's Quagmire Quagmire"
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"He's a family guy"
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"Okay, now, don't wander too far, kids."
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"- Hey. - You got me!"
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"- Not quick enough. - Not quick enough, no."
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"- No, I was close, though. - You were close."
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"I'm gonna go get some oranges, Stewie."
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"What brilliant parenting, Lois. Leave a tiny infant with a plastic bag."
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"You know, I might asphyxiate myself, just to teach you a lesson."
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"Here I go, just like that boy from INXS."
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"either I was a C-section or you're Wonder Woman."
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"- Chris, where have you been? - I don't know."
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"- $53.98. - Oh no, I forgot to go to the bank."
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"I'm a little short. I'll have to put the ham back."
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"You know, I got some candy in my van, if your kid wants some."
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"Oh, great!"
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"- I'll get him, though. I'll get him. - I bet you will. I bet you will."
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"Is that ham? I thought you put that back."
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"- No, I put the other ham back. - I don't remember another ham."
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"Well, you were too busy eyeballing that Redbook..."
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"Well, well! Look who's carrying a little flame for Glenn Close. What a surprise!"
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"Although it's not the first time you've surprised me."
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"I have to do laundry, then I have a piano lesson..."
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"Lois, I want my graham..."
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"Oh."
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"It's fun to pretend."
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"Graham cracker, yes, yes. That's it."
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"All right, so..."
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"This is cute."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, my God, that was such a rush."
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"Yeah. I'm alive!"
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"And on this beautiful new china. You guys have a lot of new stuff."
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"- Yeah, Lois has been splurging her ass off. - Yeah, she has."
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"You know, she bought me something yesterday..."
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"but I am not going to tell you what it is. I want you to guess. Just close your eyes."
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"- It's a soccer horn. - I know what it is!"
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"Hey, is that an original Matisse?"
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"Hey, Bonnie. Listen, why don't you stop with the questions, huh?"
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"Hi there. How you all doing?"
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"All right, so I'm at the DMV the other day. Long lines. Long lines at the DMV."
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"But you'll find out all about that when you get..."
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"You got something you want to say, there, Mr. Heckler?"
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"Dying hurts."
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"- Brian, what are you doing here? - I should ask you the same question."
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"This is worse than that Winona Ryder thing."
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"Are you saying I am a klepto?"
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"and you and I are to be married on the first warm, sunny day of spring."
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"I mean, can we add, like, a topless scene, or something?"
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"- Yeah. - We can? Great. All right, we got a movie."
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"but I don't know what to do. I'm just hooked on the rush of shoplifting."
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"Well, I think you've had enough thrills. Why don't you just put everything back?"
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"Okay, Brian. You know, you really are a good friend."
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"Let me rub your belly."
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"Welcome back to Channel 5 News at 10:00."
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"For those of you wondering..."
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"what I've been writing down as we go to commercial..."
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"A Matisse painting?"
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"Also, scientists announced today..."
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"that if your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer."
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"We better ask directions at that creepy, and possibly haunted, house."
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"That's everything."
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"I mean, it really helped Peter out..."
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"when he became obsessed with that fantasy world of his."
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"Yeah."
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"You know, Lois, we're just lucky..."
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"we got this under control before the police caught onto you."
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"Hold it right there, Lois, you are under arrest."
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"Oh, crap. All right, look, just take it easy, Joe. All right, Lois will go peacefully."
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"Oh, my God, I am so embarrassed. Let me just get my purse."
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"Sorry, Lois. Regulations. I can't give you any special treatment."
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"I just couldn't control myself."
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"Well, Mrs. Griffin, considering this is your first offense..."
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"I've decided to go lenient and... Where the hell is my gavel?"
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"Give me that."
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"- Man, that is bogus. - Order in the court!"
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"- Okay, three years. - That was a sneeze."
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"- Four years. - I am sorry."
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"Oh, my God, what have I done?"
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"Oh, man, I haven't been this upset since I watched The Blob on television."
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"Look out behind you, lady! It's the Blob! I'll save you."
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"- Hi, I'm Lois. - I'm Fisty, that's Stabby, and that's Balls."
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"- So, are those biblical names? - Yeah, Fisty is."
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"I wish she was here to clean up all this stuff."
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"Kids, look! Look. A deer."
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"- Can we pet him? - No, no. Just watch."
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"I haven't eaten in four days..."
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"'cause I just can't fit any more in there."
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"but don't drag your ass, 'cause I want to go the reptile house."
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"- Quagmire, what are you doing here? - It's conjugal visit day."
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"You know, I love doing a woman in the can. Oh, giggidy, giggidy, goo!"
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"Who else but Quagmire?"
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"I do hope nothing happens to spoil this fancy dinner party."
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"Who else but Quagmire?"
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"Oh, it is so good to see all of you. How is everything at home?"
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"- after her daughter's death. - I disagree."
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"in her readiness to abandon her children and start a life of her own."
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"Here's another thing: The book can also be..."
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"a hat."
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"Well, you know, that thing that you usually do for me every Thursday night."
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"I can't believe you're serving a three-year sentence, it seems so harsh."
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"The only upside is that it's given me time to think about why I ended up in here."
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"I felt like I had a void in my life."
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"I did this to myself..."
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"so I'm just gonna have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson."
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"That one is also sexual."
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"Well, I guess with good behavior, you could be out in two years."
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"I'm just gonna have to pay my debt to society."
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"- You're all accessories to my escape. - She's right. We're fugitives from the law."
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"Well, then we're fugitives. But at least the family's back together."
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"We'll blend in to the fabric of that community."
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"Peter, we're in Asiantown."
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"Yes, and we should do nothing to draw attention to ourselves as outsiders."
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"Oh, my God! It's Jackie Chan."
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"Oh, my God! It's Jackie Chan."
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"Oh, my God! It's Jackie Chan."
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"- Mom, can we go get some food? - My God, there's Malcolm in middle!"
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"Tell me about it. I haven't seen one female baby since we got here."
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"This place is a sausage-fest."
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"Come on, kids, we've been through worse. Meg, you remember when you found out..."
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