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Clips from 30 Rock - Sandwich Day (S02E02)

"Oh, Danny boy?"
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"So, should I ask why you're showing up for work at 6:30?"
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"I'm not gonna lie to you, Jack."
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"Lemon, we should talk."
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"Fine."
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"Floyd was in town, and it was awful."
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"And it started out great and then it was awful"
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"and now it's over."
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"What happened?"
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"He lied about going to the airport."
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"And?"
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"And I said I hope he dies in a car explosion."
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"and leave you regretting all the things you didn't say"
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"or get in writing from the company's lawyers."
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"What I'm trying to say is you're... young"
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"and you still haven't blown it completely,"
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"Ugh."
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"I hate going to the airport."
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"Floyd! Floyd!"
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"Oh. Sorry."
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"Ugh!"
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"Unh-unh. That's more than 3 ounces."
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"You can't bring that past here."
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"No, look, I just need to catch up with this guy"
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"before he gets on a plane to Cleveland."
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"One-way ticket to Montreal?"
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"I should detain you."
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"before he takes off and I never get the chance again."
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"Fine. Just leave the sandwich and go through!"
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"Leave the sandwich?"
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"Leave the sandwich?"
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"I can do it."
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"I can have it all!"
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"Liz."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I don't want your car to explode"
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"and I don't want you to go into a coma"
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"and I don't want to stab you in the face with a giant fork."
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"What?"
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"Oh, that's not you."
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"I've been threatening a lot of people lately."
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"Look, Liz, I'm... I'm really sorry about what happened,"
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"Are we at the part where we just become friends again?"
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"I came to the airport, didn't I?"
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"And I wolfed my Teamster sub for you."
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"Wait, no. Is that a saying?"
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"Don't worry about it."
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"I got to go."
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"Oh, hey."
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"MSNBC has confirmed that former GE executive Jack Donaghy"
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"will be named by President Bush"
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"as the new Homeland Security Director"
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"of Crisis and Weather Management."
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"MAN ON P. A: Flight 31 to Montreal is now blurghing."
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"JetFun's the one that hands out fresh popcorn."
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"Then you need to make him regret ever leaving."
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"It's a Teamster secret."
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"is for good men to do nothing."
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"You'll all have chins!"
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"There was actually a tornado in Cleveland last week."
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"Well, what does New York have that Cleveland doesn't have?"
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"Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it."
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"I'll see you."
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"but, evidently, that's some sort of signal in Chelsea."
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"Hello?"
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"I did not come back from the bathroom"
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"What happened?"
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"and I didn't want to ruin it."
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"or my partner meeting with Peter Venkman."
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"Yes!"
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"It's in their contract."
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"Peter Venkman... That's from "Ghostbusters"!"
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"I'll be here?"
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"You never know when someone's going to slip into a coma"
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"You're choosing a sandwich over a guy."
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"God, lady, you're eating foil!"
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"Liz, I'm so glad you're bringing this up."
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"And I can't have booze because I'm on antibiotics"
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"You fought a hell of a good fight, Blondie,"
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"And I can't drink! I still got my Hollywood sock on."
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"Final boarding call for Flight 254 to Cleveland."
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"You know, my cell was dead"
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"Oh, I still have your key."
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"I'll see you around, Liz Lemon."
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"on 12."
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"Banks is trying to shame me into leaving."
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"Give me it!"
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"Started babbling about how he wished he'd never left New York."
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"I'm an international superstar."
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"so don't... start now."
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"Crazy eyes."
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