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Clips from 30 Rock - Sandwich Day (S02E02)

"I haven't seen Floyd since he left for Cleveland."
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"some Rust Belt tramp answered the phone,"
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"and now he's here and I don't know what "crash" means."
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"I just don't want to embarrass myself."
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"I want to be top dog for once instead of just... dog."
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"You need to pretend you're doing great."
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"I am doing great."
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"Ohh."
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"For once, I am not gonna be Jan Brady."
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"I'm gonna be Marcia, damn it."
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"Oh, my nose!"
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"My bad!"
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"See? It's starting already."
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"Look out, Floyd. There is a new Liz and..."
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"Ooh, Sandwich Day."
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"What's that?"
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"Once a year,"
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"the Teamsters go to this Italian sandwich shop in Brooklyn."
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"No one knows what it's called or where it is."
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"Oh, such sandwiches!"
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"And the dipping sauce. Oh, joy!"
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"Yeah!"
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"By the way, you know who hates unicorns?"
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"Mark Wahlberg."
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"Kathy Geiss' office."
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"Please hold."
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"I have to."
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"Of course it's humiliating."
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"But where else am I gonna go?"
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"I've been sleeping with the Cindy Crawford of corporations for the last 22 years."
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"What am I supposed to do? Just lie down with some skank like 3M?"
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"What about Washington?"
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"I'm sure your friends in the Bush Administration would..."
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"Bush? Has it gotten that bad?"
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"Good God, I'd rather work for an American car company"
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"than jump on that sinking ship."
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"Uh, no. No, no, you didn't."
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"I will remember you?"
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"Will you remember me?"
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"Don't let your life pass you by?"
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"Hold it!"
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"Hey, Jack."
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"I got a company-wide e-mail from the new CEO"
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"that was just a link to cats wearing bow ties."
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"Everything's great."
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"Why are you going to 12?"
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"12? Did I hit 12?"
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"I wanted, uh... 4012,"
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"which is 52, where I work."
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"Business."
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"I can't believe Sandwich Day is over."
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"Hey, look. Lutz is still eating."
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"You're savoring it?"
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"What, you think you're better than us?"
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"No, that's not it at all. Since my surgery,"
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"I have to eat slowly or my insides might explode."
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"It's like knives!"
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"Ohh. Taking Liz's food is not good."
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"Where's my mac and cheese?!"
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"But as far as Liz Lemon knows, her sandwich never came."
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"Uh, Liz?"
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"Wow. You look great."
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"Do I?"
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"I'm pretty tired from playing as hard as I work."
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"Okay, now... bring up 23."
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"And give me some air."
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"My key."
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"Thank you so much for doing this."
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"You know, maybe we hit that barbecue place you puked at."
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"You'll have to be more specific."
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"Well, I'll see you back at your place."
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"Oh, somebody get me out of this dress!"
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"Huh."
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"You guys are working hard for once."
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"Where's my sandwich?!"
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"Lutz made us do it!"
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"No, it was Frank. No, it was you!"
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"I'm a patsy?"
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"Stop it!"
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"This is all my fault, Miss Lemon,"
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"because I let it happen,"
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"and the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil"
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"Please ask my permission before you quote me, Kenneth."
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"I don't know how,"
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"but you're gonna get me another sandwich,"
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"or I'm gonna cut your face up so bad, you'll have a chin."
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"Floor 12."
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"Door closing."
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"Failure."
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"It's me again, sir."
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"I thought you'd like to know that it's snowing out..."
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"the city all silent and white."
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"Wake up!"
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"Wow, snow in May."
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"Thank you, global warming,"
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"for extreme, unpredictable weather patterns."
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"Destroyed an entire city block..."
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"three bowling alleys, a liquor store,"
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"Yikes! Do you know it is 4:30?"
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"I haven't stayed up this late since college."
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"And behind this trapdoor, more Orcs."
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"My flight's in two hours."
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"I'm sorry. I got to go."
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"You know, sometimes I really regret leaving New York."
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"I read that you guys are getting an lkea."
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"We've just been burned before."
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"It was really great seeing you, Liz."
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"Now turn and look back at me."
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"Oh, God. Youths."
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"I'm losing it, Don."
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"I mean, I've been walking the streets in this crazy snow,"
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"trying to figure out who I am, where I fit in."
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"I even stopped to catch a snowflake with my tongue,"
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"I've given everything to this company,"
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"but now I feel that maybe I should..."
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"quit."
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"You have to leave."
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"What?"
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"Visiting hours were over some time ago."
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"What happened to your voice?"
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