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Clips from South Park - Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers (S17E17)

"- Yeah, oh, yes. - Right?"
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"Children of darkness, I would help you,"
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"and their poser-ass plastic fangs."
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"that Edgar Allan Poe agrees with us."
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"or did a blood demon take a shit on your head, poser?"
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"Okay, look, we're running out of time."
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"doesn't mean you're the boss of me."
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"No! No!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"[eerie music]"
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"What the hell are you doing to people?"
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"They're not evil, you know. They're just misunderstood."
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"I can have a cabin on the lake and all the steak I can eat."
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"Shh, shh, it's okay."
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"Nobody understands them."
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"except for their tendencies of self-mutilation"
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"You just don't understand. You'll understand them soon."
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"Once we find our friend,"
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"we gotta torch the place and get out."
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"Who elected you the mayor of me?"
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"Put it out, Edgar. It's annoying everybody."
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"you better all stop calling me Edgar."
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"if one of you ain't who they say they is"
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"I will go crazy on your ass."
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"it's probably your wannabe vampire leader."
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"[groaning]"
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"Oh! Oh, thank God you're here."
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"All right, we're gonna get you out of here,"
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"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid that's not the plan."
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"The emo plants are pleased with your dedication."
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"Firkle, all this time we thought you were goth."
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"The emo king wants us to proceed at once."
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"Don't fight it. It's quicker that way."
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"or are you just gonna sit there and drink coffee all day?"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"What's the point?"
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"And then those lame-os can be lamer to some other posers?"
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"God, he is such a downer."
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"Okay, I'm here, posers."
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"All: Shoot it!"
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"Wait a minute. What is this?"
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"Hey, these are just plants."
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"No, they're just, like, ficus plants in vibrating pots."
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"- [ominous voice] Looks like it's over, Harold Flannigan!"
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"So we have just one question for you..."
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"I turned traitor for no reason?"
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"Howard, did you suspect at all that the gardening job"
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"at a camp for troubled teens was a setup?"
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"No, they really had me convinced!"
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"And you didn't suspect anything"
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"[laughs] I guess I should have figured it out."
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"when we make a woman from Milwaukee"
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"think she's working at a haunted abortion clinic."
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"they're just plants... from Lowes Home and Garden."
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"No."
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"No, you just kind of did it on your own."
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"Uh, hang on."
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"and we torched the plant leader."
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"[choking]"
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"Henrietta, I have dinner ready."
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"Shut up, Mom!"
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"Leave me alone, you conformist bag of demon jizz!"
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"# Loneliness and degradation #"
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"# Goin' down to South Park, gonna take my woes with me #"
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""The knife pierces deep, deep into my lonely eyes,"
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"Oh, but remember Daddy wanted to talk to you"
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"We'll be waiting in the living room."
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"Henrietta, as you know, your mother and I"
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"but we've finally had some counseling."
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"Like calling Mommy "demon jizz.""
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"She texted from the bus they put her on."
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"to have her cell phone where she was going."
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"Yes. They called her an emo."
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"So why do you think they called her that?"
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"What is the difference?"
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"but an emo thinks that deep down,"
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"You can't treat people like this."
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"She won't even look at us."
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"so we could all die."
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"There must be something else going on here."
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"Maybe they didn't know what they were doing."
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"What?"
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"Soon, the entire world will be emo."
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"No way."
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"I confronted her, and she was all like, "I am emo,"
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"and meet me at Village Inn."
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"- What the hell are you talking about?"
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"This place gonna fix you, make you normal child!"
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"You fucking conformists!"
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"- Are you crazy? - What choice do we have?"
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"This is the noon meeting of the vamp kids."
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"Uh, I know we aren't on the greatest terms right now."
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"Sorry."
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"you better get your ass ready to run, motherfucker,"
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"And I'll bet you it's this little nigger right here."
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"Are you guys gonna go to the Fall Out Boy concert?"
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"You know what we should do"
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"We should, um, paint the White House black,"
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"and we should have Fall Out Boy play at the Super Bowl."
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"She was a vamp kid two weeks ago!"
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"creating these monsters, then we will have to use"
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"Only he can help us in this darkest time."
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"the great Edgar Allan Poe, knower of all that is misery."
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"Your children need special guidance, per se."
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"This is your plan?"
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"and all you've done since then is waste our time."
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"with a bunch of douchey vamp kids"
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"Let's go fight the emos, Mom."
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"What-where you ta-"
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"They promised me, when they take over Earth,"
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"Wait a minute. Emos are plants?"
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"Emo-claris Americanus- wonderful species,"
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"- Oh, it all makes sense now. - Aah!"
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"I mean, I was, but- yes."
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"And if you want my help,"
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"What? You guys are posers."
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"Oh, fuck off, NightPain."
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"Kick it over. Stop the plant!"
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"We might as well join 'em."
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"- Little prick. - Bitch."
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