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Clips from South Park - Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers (S17E17)

"The plants you think took over your body and made you emo..."
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"There's an organic spore in my head"
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"that made me switch cliques so easily."
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"What I meant to say was,"
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"we just infiltrated the emo lair,"
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"Oh!"
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"Thanks, you guys."
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"# Posers spouting, "Let's go shopping" #"
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"# Heading out to South Park 'cause I cannot unwind #"
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"# I like spiders, loss, and rain #"
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"# To die, to die, to die #"
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""So I cast my body into the trials of blood."
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"so I can see this black world no more.""
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"That's how I feel when my mother abuses me."
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"I just want to escape, so she can't hurt me anymore."
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"[knocking at door]"
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"Henrietta, sweetie!"
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"in the living room, my dark, little princess."
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"Oh, goodness, I am so nervous."
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"Are we really doing this again?"
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"with the dark things you're into,"
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"even if she's emo or not."
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"I'm not a fucking emo."
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"Don't you even know the fucking diff?"
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"Do you know"
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"A camp which is for troubled kids like you,"
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"I won't come back because I'll be fucking dead."
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"until I'm bleeding out my fucking eyes."
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"They have a horseshoe pit"
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"and she had to go to this camp for two weeks."
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"- Is she at the camp now? - I don't know."
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"- Whoa. - That's fucking creepy, man."
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"being abused by her parents."
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"They're vile, self-pitying, depressed assholes."
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"Because she's goth,"
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"Okay, different how?"
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"They're-you know, one is good,"
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"They're-you know, they're posers."
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"All right, all right, think of it this way."
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"A goth believes that, deep down, the world is totally fucked up,"
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"Okay, okay, look, emos are more prone to suicide..."
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"that so many people commit suicide."
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"Whatever, it doesn't matter. No, see, you're nihilistic."
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"Oh, yeah, you're right."
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"Hello? Somebody let me out of here."
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"This is fucking ridiculous! What's wrong with you?"
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"What if she comes back and she's all preppy and conformist?"
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"She's only been there two weeks."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Hey, guys."
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"What do you mean? They couldn't do anything."
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"[school bell ringing]"
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"[whistle blowing]"
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"All she does now is hang out with the douche bag emo kids."
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"I'd rather kill myself than put on gym shorts."
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"[knocking at door]"
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"Just the usual group therapy crap."
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"Don't take this the wrong way,"
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"but I think that place turned you into an emo."
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"I don't fit in anywhere. I'm not emo, okay?"
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"Then why are you listening to Sunny Day Real Estate?"
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"It is our time."
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"Nobody understands us,"
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"Do not fight it, Michael."
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"[ringtone] Death and despair!"
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"Death and desp- [phone beeps]"
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"It's worse than we thought."
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"and emos are going to rule the world.""
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"And I was like, "No way!""
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"Yeah, so listen, call up Firkle,"
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"you're going to go away for a little while."
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"We've been put in touch with this camp"
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"for troubled kids like you and-"
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"You don't know what you're doing!"
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"I never thought it would end like this."
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"I never thought that goths would"
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"just be slowly replaced by emos."
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"if I get sent to that camp and I come back emo,"
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"kill me."
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"Hey, you kids need to order something, or you need to go."
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"- So what else is new? - This is different, okay?"
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"There's only one other group who understands emos like we do."
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"The vampires are our sworn enemies."
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"We beat up their leader. We burned down their lair."
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"Don't you remember? Yeah, I remember."
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"but we have to walk right into the middle of the vampires"
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"All: Hail Mike."
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"Okay, our main order of business is, of course,"
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"the Halloween social."
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"[audience snarling]"
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"Uh, hey, everybody."
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"We realize we called you all "queermos,""
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"and we're sorry we burned down the Hot Topic at the mall."
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"You've got a lot of nerve coming here."
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"Yeah, shut up, Mike. Listen, okay?"
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"There's a camp that kids like us are being sent to,"
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"and somehow this place is taking kids like us"
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"and turning them emo."
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"You mean that one of us might not really be a vamp kid?"
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"Well, whoever you is,"
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"Henrietta, I baked cookies for your new little emo friends."
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"Not now, Mom! Can't you see I'm hurting?"
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"I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment!"
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"Does she still seem better?"
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"She didn't call me a bitch,"
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"after us emos take over the earth?"
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"When we rule the earth, we're not gonna have football."
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"our most powerful vampiric abilities to stop it."
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"of the vamp kids' most sacred entity, per se."
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"Edgar Allan Poe,"
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"We summon to the world of the living"
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"Edgar Allan Poe was the original vamp kid."
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"No, he was the original goth,"
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"but he's been dead for 150 years."
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"Hey, look, man, all genres of gothic subcultures"
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"are derivatives of Poe's work... motherfucker."
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"Look, we came to you for help,"
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"Holy shit, look!"
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"Uh, okay, okay, listen,"
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