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Clips from South Park - Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers (S17E17)

"# Goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time #"
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"# Death and sadness everywhere #"
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"# I'm only happy when I'm in pain #"
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"Whoa. That's pretty hard-core."
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"Shut up, Mom, go away."
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"Stop calling me a princess."
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"- Ooh, a little family chitchat. - Shut up, Mom."
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"We've had a hard time coping"
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"who have a child that is "emo." What?"
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"how your foul language breaks your mother's heart?"
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"and you get to work outside and learn about responsibility."
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"I'm not going to any fucking camp!"
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"It's for two weeks, and when you come back,"
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"I'll walk out of that camp, and I'll walk the streets"
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"until I probably get picked up and gangbanged by criminals"
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"where you can challenge the other kids to horseshoes!"
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"And that's all you know? What else did she say?"
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"She said that her parents called her an emo"
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"All right, now, you say that you witnessed your friend"
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"- What's wrong with that? - Emos suck."
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"and some ignorant people don't know the difference."
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"Oh, my God, they're totally different."
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"Emos suck my goth balls."
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"they are totally fucked up."
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"That's not much of a difference."
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"Goths' darkness is nihilistic, whereas emos' is cynical."
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"[mechanical whirring]"
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"Can they have? [bus approaching]"
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"They can't fix me."
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"They don't even understand me."
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"Oh, my God, it's worse than we thought."
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"Has she said one word to either one of you guys?"
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"God, P.E. class is for such wannabe posers."
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"I wish there'd just be an earthquake,"
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"It's not your mom, it's me."
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"What did they do to you at that camp?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"That's ridiculous. I'm not anything."
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"maybe that place turned you emo on purpose."
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"Like, maybe they knew what they were doing."
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"and they won't understand until it is far too late."
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"[deep voice] Join us."
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"No way!"
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"Hello?"
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"What is, everything?"
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"No, I mean Henrietta."
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"And she was like, "Yeah, soon it will be too late.""
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"And I was all, "No way!" No way."
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"Michael? Michael!"
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"Can't now, Mom, I've got an emergency."
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"Your mom and I have decided"
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"No, you gotta listen to me!"
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"[gasps]"
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"Pete, if they get me,"
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"I promise."
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"Not now, lady, we're really depressed."
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"Our two friends are being body-snatched by emos!"
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"We're gonna have to team up with the vampires."
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"And it may be a suicide mission,"
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"and ask them for help."
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"I am Mike, your Lord and Dark Master, per se."
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"We're still looking for volunteers to make the-"
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"But, uh, we've got a bigger problem here,"
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"You might not even be able to tell at first."
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"One of you might already be turned."
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"Okay, hold up. Hold up!"
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"Uh, right."
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"'cause you a damn traitor."
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"Yeah, I'm cutting myself"
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"You know Henrietta."
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"That thing in there is not Henrietta."
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"That blonde emo in there is Sarah Collins."
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"You want me to go in there and waste these motherfuckers?"
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"We can't just go in there and kick their asses."
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"Indeed."
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"If there is some kind of black magic at work,"
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"This calls for a summoning."
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"We call upon the creator of all that is dark,"
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"Where am I? What is this place?"
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"Why have the living summoned me from my rest?"
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"they're purposely turning them into emos."
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"- Thank you! - Hey!"
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"I'm just saying it's nice to know"
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"Why should I?"
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"Just 'cause you summoned me"
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"Get me out of here!"
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"Let me go! Shh."
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"It's best you don't upset them."
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"Not just any plant. They're very unique."
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"Very special!"
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"Oh, no, I wasn't talking to him."
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"Yes, I understand."
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"No! What are you doing? I don't want to be emo!"
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"What the-"
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"All right, listen up."
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"You can't tell me what to do."
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"Well, that's your name, isn't it?"
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"That's the name my stupid parents gave me."
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"Hey, just so you all know,"
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"you actually one of them emo motherfuckers in disguise,"
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"[bird cawing]"
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"Dude, Michael, are you okay?"
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"Emos are plants, and they're invading human bodies."
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"[gun cocks]"
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"You did very good."
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"Don't you see we can't stop them?"
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"Yes, emo king, right away."
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"and was gonna hang out at the Village Inn."
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"I can't right now."
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"I'm dealing with a lot, and I just have a lot of anxiety."
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"[plants rustling] Ahh!"
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"NightPain! Destroy the plant leader!"
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"Shoot it!"
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"But-"
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"Are you scared?"
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"Look, look at the camera right there."
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"Oh, man, that's good. They got us good."
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"when we had plants tell you to turn goths and vamp kids"
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"into emos when really they're exactly the same thing?"
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"I'm an idiot. [laughs]"
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