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Clips from The Office - Couples Discount (S09E09)

"'Cause I have this."
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"Clop the cloppers."
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"Yeah, clop 'em. [Both playing]"
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"It's called bembe."
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"♪ Yoruba yoruba ♪"
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"♪ Aruba yoruba ♪"
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"♪ Aruba raruba ♪"
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"you might wanna throw on a tie."
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"David Wallace is gonna be here in an hour."
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"Obviously, that's why I'm here."
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"Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart."
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"But I'm just saying I'm also excited about the Wallace meeting."
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"Why?"
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"Isn't he just coming in to rip you a new one"
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"for being gone three months?"
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"No, please, come on, Clark."
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"Wallace knows that he's been gone for the last three months."
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"Right?"
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"Wallace does know"
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"that you've been gone for the last three months?"
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"I have no idea. I don't know what he knows or doesn't know."
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"But we've been in touch the whole time."
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"I mean, it's not hard to get high-speed internet"
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"in Turks and Caicos, people."
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"It's in every bembe cafe."
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"He only emailed me four times."
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"Question. Where's Jim?"
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"For two hours, really?"
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"So, you're concerned"
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"about peoples' long absence from their place of work."
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"If the shoe fits..."
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"♪ Yoruba yoruba ♪"
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"♪ Ruba yoruba ♪"
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"and then everything just went numb."
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"Well, I mean, that's okay."
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"I mean, couples fight."
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"it weirdly felt like the relationship was still alive."
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"And it wasn't until we stopped fighting"
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"that we realized it was over."
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"It's over."
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"I'm sorry, this is-- oh, my God, okay."
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"We have to stop seeing each other like this."
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"Uh, we have to find a different way to communicate"
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"- Yeah. - What?"
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"At least my crying won't get you fired."
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"Crying?"
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"I notice that you landed the Scranton White Pages account."
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"That is tremendous."
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"Thank you. [Chuckles]"
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"Yes. [Laughs]"
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"- I'm impressed. [Laughs] - Yeah."
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"Well, there's one problem. Couldn't help but notice"
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"that you offered a price point that was not approved by the head office."
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"So, gotta run that stuff by me, Dwight."
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"You were on a boat."
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"I was..."
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"On a boat in the ocean."
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"Okay, the issue is that you need to run this stuff by me."
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"Coolio?"
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"Are we coolio?"
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"- Just say the word "coolio." - I'm not gonna say it."
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"- Say it. - Not a word."
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"- Coolio. - No."
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"[Dial tone sounds] What do you think you're doing?"
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"- and clear this right up. - Don't you dare, Andy."
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"Hello?"
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"- Oh... - Hey, Jan. Nard Dog here."
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"Oh, Andy..."
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"I was just looking over the paperwork."
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"- I found a little hiccup. - Really?"
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"Yeah, it appears my employee offered you a price"
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"You're calling me a few weeks after finalizing our contract"
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"to gouge me now for more money?"
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"- Is that what you're doing? - Coolio. I'm coolio."
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"No, no, no, Jan, I think you misunderstood."
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"- Yeah. - I'm coolio."
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"It's-- it's actually just an issue--"
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"You know what, uh, Nard Dog?"
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"There is an option in the contract"
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"that allows me to back out within 30 days of signing,"
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"so I would like to exercise that option."
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"No, Jan, please do not listen to this boob!"
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"Remember Clark. He gave you everything. Everything."
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"Jan, I don't know what he's talking about, but--"
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"Tell Angela to send me a final invoice."
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"Uh-- [Click, dial tone]"
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"- Please, Ja-- Ja-- - Ooh..."
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"Oh..."
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"that was not..."
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"how I had hoped that would go."
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"Hey, everybody. Great job."
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"Listen, we're a smidge behind on my paychecks."
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"Yes, well, as you know, we get paid on Fridays."
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"And you haven't been here for 12 Fridays."
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"All right. Thank you very much."
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"Looking good."
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"Who's that little fella?"
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"It's a bonus check for you from Wallace."
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"Because the branch exceeded its targets over the past quarter."
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"- Wow, that's wonderful. - Quarter's three months."
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"That's how long you've been gone."
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"- Mm-hmm."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Thank you."
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"Great, well, we're all up to speed."
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"Two seconds of the turd dog,"
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"Do you have any idea what I had to do"
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"to get that sale from Jan?"
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"I mean, I went all out."
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"All out. I mean like everything was out the whole week."
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"He just waltzes back in here"
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"like he owns the chunky lemon milk."
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"Who needs him, right?"
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"God, I just don't know what we do."
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"I mean, short of telling David Wallace"
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"that he was gone for three months..."
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"I'd like to rat out Andy, but unfortunately I have"
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"a bit of a "boy who cried wolf" dynamic with David Wallace."
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"Except instead of a boy I'm a man,"
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"and instead of a wolf, I cried,"
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