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Clips from The Office - Couples Discount (S09E09)

"and just blow it out, no consequences."
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"Or the mini-mall."
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"They have all these Valentine Day deals."
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"And you get 20% off if you come in"
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"with your husband or your boyfriend."
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"But I mean, if you don't have one of those,"
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"you can probably just bring"
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"whoever it is you use to kill your loneliness."
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"Phyll, I'll pretend to be your husband."
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"I'm already sick of you, so it'll seem realistic."
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"- Oh... - They have a nail salon there"
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"They use a watch repair kit."
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"Ooh!"
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"Everyone, it is our last day here with no manager."
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"I say we go to the mini-mall."
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"- so I can get the discount. - That's what I do."
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"Darryl, everyone seems to be pairing off."
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"Yes. Yes. Why wouldn't I?"
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"I wanna pretend to be gay. I got no problem with that."
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"All right, it'll be easy. Don't be nervous, just follow--"
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"Stop talking about it. I said I'm fine with it."
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"- These are gross. - They are terrible."
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"Oh, hey, don't fill up on chocolates."
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"I made us a lunch reservation at State Street Grill."
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"Oh, my God. That's so romantic."
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"It's with Brian and Alyssa."
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"Oh, my God, that's less romantic."
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"I know, but we should go."
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"We need to thank him for, you know, saving my life."
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"So should we just get a bottle of wine later and celebrate?"
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"That sounds nice."
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"I'm very excited to see Brian."
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"Brian's a great guy,"
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"and Pam and I have gotten really close"
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"to he and his wife Alyssa over the years, and..."
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"he got fired for protecting my wife"
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"from a jerk in the warehouse."
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"I'm sorry, but you know him. He's a good guy."
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"Oh, tiny foot lady is back."
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"- Oh... - Oh, get the baby clipper."
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"[Gasps] Oh, so cute."
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"[Excited chatter]"
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"You take off your glasses."
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"[Giggles]"
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"What?"
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"Your boyfriend. He look like a pretty girl."
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"Yes, a very little pretty girl."
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"And you know what? I think you are developing."
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"We should go and get you a training bra."
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"[Giggles]"
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"[Laughs]"
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"Oh, you guys both think this is funny?"
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"Well, you know what? No more discount."
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"- Excuse me! - What? Shush!"
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"Full price."
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"- We're not together. - Oh, come on."
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"She's living a lie."
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"Hi. We'd like the couples discount"
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"on a pair of foot massages."
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"No, no discount for two men."
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"Two men are not a couple."
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"We are together, romantically."
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"Two men."
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"[Speaking korean]"
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"[Scoffs, laughs]"
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"Doesn't work. No discount."
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"Oh, it works."
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"Him and me, all right, we are crazy in love."
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"More in love than your small mind can comprehend."
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"[Softly] Oh..."
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"- Hey. - Hey, Brian."
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"Hey."
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"Sorry we're late."
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"Oh, uh, no problem. I finished all the bread."
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"- Oh. - [Laughs] Yeah, okay."
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"What?"
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"- He's on a no-carb thing, supposedly. - Oh."
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"[Sighs] It's great to see you guys."
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"Thanks for coming."
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"- Yeah. - Are you kidding?"
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"Thank you, man, I mean, I've wanted the opportunity to say thanks for..."
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"everything, and I'm really sorry about the job."
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"That just seems crazy."
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"It's fine. What are you gonna do?"
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"But if you guys know of any work, I'm fully available."
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"That-- okay, great. Does he pay well?"
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"[Laughs]"
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"Where's Alyssa?"
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"Uh, yeah."
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"Um, you know, Alyssa's-- she's not gonna make it today."
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"Oh."
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"Actually, we're not gonna make it."
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"We're splitting up."
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"I have yet another sales order for you to sign."
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"Why, thank you, Mr. Schrute. I don't know how you do it."
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"You're a God."
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"Rink-a-dink, deet, deet, doo."
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"Hi, Dwight."
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"You're back."
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"And you're disgusting."
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"I don't think I can work for at least a couple hours."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Well, well, well, look who it is."
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"Andy."
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"I guess I can cancel my order from zappos.com"
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"because, oh, the loafers have arrived."
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"- Andy. - Hey! Sweetheart!"
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"I missed you so much."
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"Yes. Oh. Welcome back, buddy."
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"I have been dreaming of this moment."
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"Me too. So much. I'm so happy."
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"I am really, really bad at breakups."
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"I mean, we just had our 20th anniversary."
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"And I forgot to get him something."
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"What happened? We thought you were coming back tomorrow."
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"Hello. Super romantic."
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"And I got you something."
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"Oh, it's a couple of pieces of bamboo, big deal, right?"
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"No, these are musical instruments."
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"It's so we can play island music together."
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