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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S02E02)

"I,ve always been a good cop, and I,m going out a good cop."
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"Yeah, well, I,m sick of your honesty!"
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"What about me? Huh?"
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"What about all those late nights I lied awake..."
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"- Don't I get something for that? - Listen to yourself, Marilyn."
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"This isn't you. This isn't us."
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"It's this... thing."
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"It's- It's putting bad thoughts in our heads."
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"No. Tomorrow, I,m just gonna turn it in and face the music."
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"Oh, you,re right. You,re right."
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"I,m sorry, Eddie."
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"I,ll get us some tea. It,ll calm us down."
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"The sooner it's out ofour lives the better."
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"Besides, that cracker box won't seem so bad when our grandkids come to visit."
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"Yeah. I hear Boca's really humid anyways."
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"Besides, Eddie, you,re all I need."
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"Welcome back to the drive-in, ladies."
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"Your chariots to pleasure await."
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"Ah, Steve, your first grope fest."
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"You won't truly appreciate the awkwardness of this moment..."
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"until you,re fondly reminiscing as a 35-year-old homosexual."
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"Here to repo the cars."
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"You can't do that. We,re about to become men."
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"Well, you may have planned on becoming men through sexual conquest..."
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"but perhaps an equally valid preparation for adulthood..."
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"Ohh!"
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"Who needs the damn movies?"
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"Long live TV!"
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"What's for breakfast?"
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"All we have left is this one Cheerio."
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"But if you hold it up to your eye, it looks like you,re having a bagel."
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"- Grocery money! - How,d you get grocery money?"
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"- Wait! Who's he? - Steve, stop bothering your sister. Hayley, you did good."
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"- Why,d we have to walk here? - Because we,re poor as hell!"
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"Stan? What are you doing here?"
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"I,m selling candy to raise money so my soccer team can get new uniforms. Will you help us?"
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"- No! - I don't blame you. It's a total scam."
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"- Stan, it's time to come home. - No! I don't deserve it!"
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"- You smell like potty. - You smell like potty!"
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"- Let's get inside. - You did this to me!"
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"- Our lives are ruined. - I,ve... done things."
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"And it all started with that damn car!"
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"Look, why don't we go back to my office, call the bank..."
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"and get you off the hook for your loans?"
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"- Oh, thank you. - No! No charity!"
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"- Stan! - Any car we need, I will pay for with candy."
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"Stan, your family's in bad shape here. Let me help you."
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"I,ll set you up with that Fem wagon. I,ll even knock off 10 bucks a month."
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"Initial, initial and signature."
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"And vengeance is mine. In your face!"
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"Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yes! Me!"
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"Um, what?"
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"That's right, car salesman. How does it feel to have fallen into my trap?"
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"My plan worked perfectly."
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"Pretending? You put us through all this on purpose?"
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"Let me walk you through."
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"I went to Nepal to see my sensei, but it turned out to be a bad weekend"
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"So he couldn't give me the mind control techniques I so desperately needed"
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"As you can imagine, it was a depressing plane ride home..."
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"until l realized I was sitting next to the foulmouthed playwright..."
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"We decided that the whole going crazy shtick was the best way to handle Felix."
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"We knew that if l bought a blimp and then abandoned my impoverished family..."
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"you and the kids would be forced to shop at the off-brand grocery store..."
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"where I knew Felix must shop because he's so obsessed with the best deal"
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"Therefore, it was only a matter of time before we would all meet..."
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"I would humiliate you and Felix's alpha-male need to impress his family..."
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"would drive him to "save me... and give me a great deal on the car."
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"Not to pat myself on the back, but we,re ahead of schedule. I thought it would take two years."
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"I lost out on becoming a man."
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"I cleaned strangers, toilets."
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"That's right, baby. Enjoy it."
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"Hey, who's up for some ice cream? Huh? Hayley? Ice cream?"
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"Steve? Francine? Hayley? Oh, I asked you already. Can't remember what you said."
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"God, I don't remember the last time I felt so good!"
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"Hey, we should go to the beach."
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"I,m not worthy to be the head of this family. I,m leaving."
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"Hey, what are you doing with my dad's movie projector?"
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"Shh."
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"But once I nail it, it's gonna take off like a rocket."
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"wondering if you were in some gutter..."
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"I thought we were friends!"
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"Damn it!"
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